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Tell him that Woolworths went into administration. I believe they were even bigger than the sags (hard though it is to believe).

Any rational person looking at their history, crowds, stadium, youth setup etc could only come to one conclusion: they are a lower division club.

Should have got out when you had the chance mate!

The one with Dopey in.

Just a nice watch

My god, what must their coach 1 be like?

50k shoes yes.

They don't want to dig too deep in case it spoils their cosy relationship with the club.

The expectations of some of their fans is truly mind boggling! They just don't seem to understand their position at all. That is that apart from the 1950s they have been a lower division club with just the occasional season or two in the second tier here and there. Somehow they are going to be transformed into one of the top ten clubs in the country leaving us in their wake. Delusional does not begin to describe it!

Ha, ha. Didn't know that. No wonder he hates us!

We're any of them asking where the Wally gazillions have gone or was the hapless Dopey taking all the flak?

Yes, did I mean "by their standard". Also that it is the only part of the ground that they could make something of. The rest needs to be flattened!

Actually that stand at the Mem could be quite good. Once the missing two thirds have been found.

They really are up themselves aren't they? Should be challenging at the top end eh? Why? Massive fan base hmm as someone else has correctly stated they haven't had a five figure average crowd for 40 years. Massive potential, an owner who won't spend and the worst ground in the league. Loyal and patient fans, hardly unique no matter what they may think!

I guess what with Wally being in the away end tonight the sags will have been asking what the hell is going on at their club?

Come on Shrews, do a Tottenham!

Chairmen up and down the land must be creaming themselves at the prospect of drawing the nation's sixth richest club with their huuuge following!

Bristol Rovers the Mongos. A bit more original than "Teds!"

Note the multiple Santa's Grottos in background.

They've discovered a magic money tree growing behind the tent end.

Bristol Rovers and Mangotsfield United sharing a 30k arena. A joke of some kind? It would need to be 40k at least.