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Agard Days Night

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  1. 2 minutes ago, maxjak said:

    OH............Jesus on a pheckin skateboard!   Westlife?  Are you serious?   I know music comes down to personal taste...............and you obviously have none?..........But Westlife??             

    55 million records sold tells its own story. 

  2. 2 minutes ago, Betty Swallocks said:

    Waddle & Hoddle

    Not performed together in a while so unlikely but you never know. Also don’t think they’ve got enough of a catalogue of hits to last a whole show, but could be to promote a new album?

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  3. 27 minutes ago, petehinton said:

    Don’t you remember the ITKers during the pandemic? I reckon a good 10 times I was promised by people whose friends brother was in the army and were going to be deployed on the streets to keep people indoors. Alas. 

    *plandemic

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  4. 45 minutes ago, RollsRoyce said:

    A bit bored today, but then I heard this on the radio. In between the next manager chat. A great many will never have heard of the song, so sorry. And sorry for the artistic licence that stretches it a bit. But you can get the idea. 

     

    There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

    Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

    He's an old ex-pro that's went away

    Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

    "If you wanna squeal", said the BC Board

    "We can make a deal, make it worth your while"

    So he told them all and in return

    He got Nige sacked and Dave transferred

    And the maximum security

    Even after plastic surgery

    "So, go on and squeal", said the BC Board

    "We can make a deal, make it worth your while"

    There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

    Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

    He's an old ex-pro that's been away

    Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

    After all the talk, then they wired him

    And he took a walk with his previous friends

    And they joked about the good old days

    And he recorded it on a reel of tape

    He caught the mug who did the conditioning

    And the man in charge of training

    So the BC Board, they rewarded him

    'Cause they like a guy who will stab a friend

    There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

    Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

    He's an old ex-pro that's been away

    Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

    There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

    Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

    He's an old ex-pro that's been away

    Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

    "If you wanna squeal", said the BC Board

    "We can make a deal, make it worth your while"

    So he told them all and in return

    He got Nige sacked and Dave transferred

    He got a spankin' new identity

    And a condo' down in Guernsey

    He bought a plane, a boat and jewellery

    But he couldn't buy any company

    There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

    Turnin' the joint upside-down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

    He's an old ex-pro that's been away

    Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

    There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

    Turnin' the joint upside-down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

    Class!

  5. 47 minutes ago, Kid in the Riot said:

    Doing a fine job at the moment guiding the mighty Bury Town to midtable in some obscure division.

    We might as well get Rob Dray from Taunton. 

    Skuse wouldn’t be my choice, but I’m not part of the decision making process.

  6. 23 minutes ago, Wedontplayinblue said:

    It really doesn’t look legit, they don’t at all.

    Its a badge which has been printed onto fabric and sewn on, it’s the only thing that gives it away really.

    I got kids ones last year, they can’t tell the difference as they are at that age but it is obvious. 

    Well thats a massive spanner in the works Wendy, might give it a miss after all 

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