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  1. Christ. That’s Johnson Babble.... Even if it’s so why does that mean that the same players turn up and **** me we’re 1 up in the first minute but can hardly get a shot on target at Hillsborough? Ok not robots I accept but with so much resting on it why oh why are we so consistently inconsistent? And yep. I know others are too. But I don’t give a flying **** about them. I want to see passion. Commitment. Players who are putting in a shift, not those who seem so capable of appearing not to give a shit. Out of the blocks like ******* whippets please. For 3 more games. Then we might be blessed with 2 more and maybe a third.... If not lads enjoy your jollies......
  2. Winners at Sheffield Utd. Winners in the rain at Middlesbrough. 3-0 up after 15 minutes against West Brom. We finish 3-2 with the Snake getting booked for pissing about . All is good. We’re back on. Fast forward a few days. Effectively the same players and we get a point from Reading and nuffink from Sheffield Wednesday. Highlight of the day was a pint of Farmers Blonde and the humbling experience of Lepping Lane. How can that be? I’m as confident though now as I was when Dick interviewed us for RB before the game. Aden we’s a cumming.....
  3. I don’t think there’s parking. I’m driving to West London then training it. Usually park in Hammersmith then easy ride across town. London Bridge then South Bermondsey. Get off there, walk with my A to Z open proudly wearing my City shirt.... What on earth could go wrong?
  4. Funny that. Just got home. You didn’t even put the bloody vacuum away. She says don’t bother coming round again
  5. Not from what I saw. He was just shit. Again. When Mrs P says to Marlon tonight “ere Marlon it’s your turn to wind the babber” I’d like to suggest he does that whilst watching the few highlights there were from today. The one Marlon you need to watch is your replacement’s tackle on the half way line. As Mr Punch says “that’s the way to do it”. Less fannying about, sideways and backwards passing and ******* get some tackles in. Please
  6. Get Semenyo in there - somewhere, anywhere, replace Fanny - and I’d agree
  7. Oh Christ..... LJ listened to OTIB shocker. And after Mr M kicked this ‘un the ball skewed through 90 degrees and hit me iPhone out me hand....
  8. She’s called me. Apparently you “let yourself in” and she didn’t even notice She says a massive thanks though for doing the washing up and vacuuming. I’m away again for Millwall and Hull and she wants you again. She’s got something extra special for you.... The ironing!
  9. So I’d love a win. You might even hear us on RB rambling about a win or a draw. But this is more poignant than any result. 30 years ago 96 lost their lives. On a sunny day like it is today. Lives changed forever..... COYRs
  10. I left my wife this morning..... Naked in bed...... I’d had enough. She kept on and on about going to the Melli’s Daffodil Show...... **** that. Sheffield and 3 points here we come Last time I went away was Middlesbrough. Today Sheffield. Next week Millwall. Then Hull. Question is will she still be waiting for me? 6th place and Aden. We’re coming for you.....
  11. Oi. What’s that one mean? Can you add it to me emoji etiquette thread please? Or shall I change it to an Emoji Dictionary? There’s far too much confusion these days as it is. Is a cock or is a cock? And @forestofdean just ******* ignore most of the or , do your own thing, speak your own mind and **** ‘em
  12. What?! How can mean cock? I’ve never seen a cock like that And is really a chicken? Or is it a chick. Or is this a chick And never mind all this light hearted shit. We’ve just had a pleasant walk into town. And the ******* neighbours thought having a BBQ would be a good idea. And now the washing smells of lighter fuel, charcoal and burnt . And as for the Muzak. ******* hell.... Roll on Monday
  13. So I’m 52. Probably beyond the technical revolution. I don’t get memes. I’m not sure I understand emojis too well either..... When should one use: I’m intrigued.....
  14. Atari? What’s that? Wanna see me latest eBay purchase @Major Isewater?
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