Deep South America. A Red Neck was waiting in maternity for his hoe to give birth.
The nurse comes out and tells him 'congratulations" you're a father of triplets"
Proud he grabs his crotch and rotates it saying "hell, I ain't surprised, I'm hung like a factory chimney stack"
The nurse replies
"If I were you, sir, I'd sweep it out because they're all black"