Midred

Spurs v Man City will be a cert for Tv

Or locked up!

Liverpool!

And how does the Mem concourse compare?

The linemen at AG don't even flag for a foul right in front of them! However they can flag for an offside when they're 10 yards behind the play.

What about the 150,000 locked out!

The SPL where the same team wins every year must be pretty close to being the graveyard of scottish football.

You're forgetting Mighty Florest v Blackpool!

Has Knight still got West Ham players in his pockets?

7500 very happy fans!

Arsenal still not playing in red?

At Leicester I was told to sit in the allocated seat.

VAR today so may or may not get penalties!

How many went to Man City in 2018?

Are you calling us static dummies?

Trouble is we don't often counter attack any more!

The only problem is that they never seem to have a packed penalty area to shoot through. Is all the training about getting up the other end quickly before the opposition have their defence organised?

Any chance they decorated the away dressing room aswell?

Anything but FFP red!

It's the 7.00 in the morning and the 10.00 at night that bugs us!

Ours is collected every 8 weeks!

How many clubs share the "Z cars" music now, didn't it start understandably with Everton?

Guy across the road has use of a Tesla which is either silent going forwards or sounds like an old milk float when reversing! His other car a TVR appears occaisionaly and must need tuning as he sit on the drive revving noisily for 5 minutes before leaving and after returning home! Must be a cry for attention?

Southampton just 1 point behind Ipswich.

Happy New Year from a very wet Derbyshire!