mattjb

You can just see can’t you ….. I’ve got a cunning plan Blackadder, we’ll set up an academy in that well known footballing nation Kuwait , snap up all the top local young lads and in 10 years time we’ll overtake they gurt Teds and be giving Man City a run for their money in the prem . Brilliant Baldrick , I’ll get Abdul on the case immediately

Accademy? Sounds a bit of a gamble to me. Bristol rovers ,a renowned name in football

Nice to see their new cowshed is bringing them plenty of luck ( all bad!)

One of those players is so excited he’s about to shove his hand down the front of his mate’s shorts

Someone must have turned up the dimmer switch in the milking parlour, those poor cows will need shades

Is number 11 drunk?

Hang on to your pillars gasheads , it sounds awfully breezy out there!

Didn’t realise it was Noel in the fake taxi videos , would explain the crinkley bottom I guess .

That will depend on whether they can move out all the cattle in time

still brilliantly funny all these years later !

Funnily enough I thought the same earlier and tried to post a link to the YouTube vid of that wind up call but failed. Price I up a chicken hutch boss. ive told you twice , it’s me Neymarrrr! Still a classic!

Just log in to ticket site, click home tickets section and the bit you click to get your season ticket seats is here(see photo)

There were quite a lot of tickets popping up on the BS website leading up to the WHU game the few days before the game so if you don’t get one straight away keep looking.

Just when some thought that agent Martin had gone rogue. He must have been lulling them into a false sense of security

Not sure this game will have the same draw as the West Ham game but then again it’s not televised this time

Oh no, I’m feeling concourse envy ….. not going to be a bit narrow for any sort of decent facilities and allowing for crowd movement at the same time you’d think . I look forward to their ingenious solutions

Same here! Couldn’t pay with either of my cards last time so tried a different browser as someone suggested last time and worked first time.

Was walking up north st to get some grub before the game and bizarrely a load of West Ham fans the other side of the road started chanting ‘you’re shagging your sister’ at me. Funnily enough I was with my sister, my nephew and my daughter ( and no I’m not!) My 12 year old girl found it baffling that grown men should be shouting that, and I must admit although I found it mildly amusing , aiming that sort of stuff at people with young kids shows the level of intelligence of these drunken muppets

That would be terrible especially if the resulting collision causes someone to croak it

Strangely there are still tickets coming up, was a row of 6 just now. Are people that can’t make it now able to sell them back or is there some other reason they are coming up ?

Why do we have to be one or the other ? I think nearly everyone on here appreciated what Nige was trying to do/did , were gutted to see him go in the way he did but are fullly behind Liam and want him to do well going forward . That’s the impression I get anyway

Cheers mucker, I’ll give it a go next time

Cheers matey, I’m too computer illiterate to post links !

Not sure if this has been posted elsewhere- Just been reading on BBC news online that poor old Sven is terminally ill with cancer with a best case scenario of a year left to live. Must be terrible for him and family.

Any kids without any football allegiances in their family will be gravitating towards us if they want to watch games live. The gashead in work was also saying he knows a gas family and one of their kids watches City with his mates because he refused to watch the gas at their dump!