JackofromSanJavier

Dreamers!

OK, come on............would the person who is this fella's Ted 'Mate' please own up on here? I shan't hold my breath for a confession from one of our own though. Our cat had an imaginary friend that lived in the lounge ceiling. Daft mog would suddenly stare into space and start almost 'barking' at something only he could see. Mind you, when my lad and his mates used to spill vodka on the floor, Oliver was more than happy to ignore the Five Second Rule and slurp it up. I just wonder if icegas has the same domestic habit........hence the 'mate' thing?

75 of your English Pounds for a season ticket at Melksham. Get hold of Jeffers, he'll sort you out @Miah Dennehy. Nice ground, good bar and top food. Don't do tapas yet but I'm campaigning for it! Footy ain't brilliant………..but you'd be quite used to that ?

And Collie O'Neill has come up with a lovely new spin on how to refer to a Gap. For his younger lads who'll be stepping up from Under 19's to fill the holes left by departing players, he described the massive difference as "a canyon and a half"………….thank you Collie, for this wonderful expression, I truly doff my cap. …………………..? ?

In Nympsfield tonight……….. Gas Bloke: "Ha haaar, your lot effed it up today, dinnum!" Me: "Sorry mate, I don't even know your result from yesterday. Inconsequential!" As someone said earlier, City at Hull seems to have been their Big Match this weekend. Why oh why can't these people see what cocks they make themselves look??????

Their mums must be so proud. I know that all clubs have dreamers like this, but……………..seriously? None of these lads would have lasted 10 minutes with us in the Falklands. Shame really.

Fixed the grammar for you, sir!

Just how many attempts do they need to get the screen to NOT sink into the swamp??????

well I was seriously expecting a sudden comeback of Dancing' Danny when 1000 was on the horizon. Disappointed, but well done @Cardy

Crikey, there's another place I got marooned in once for work! Banjos in the distance!

@Miah Dennehy For pure cabaret, you could have headed to Campbeltown on Kintyre. Saturdays are the weekly sessions where old feuds are resurrected and settled again and again! When I was working up there for a year, I had many a cheery "Yer no frae roond here, then" conversation openers before the first haymaker came whooshing my way! Happy days!

Or this classic rendering………...

Gert, I cannot like this enough……….made my day!

If I were in Singupgas' shoes, I'd be seriously tempted to fart in the general direction of Wael & Co…………. as an absolute minimal ??

Already been down Ashton way, gert tidy voice on 'im an all…………...

Well that's it then, Major. I don't need to revisit this forum until January 1st 2019 as I'm seriously not going to see a better comment than yours for the rest of the year! Well done, that man. ?? Auld lang syne and all that……………. have a fantastic Christmas everybody, I love you all -

Whaaaat? I've been using this forum for quite a while now………… why didn't I know about our 'sleeping giant' status??? Why have none of my fellow 'teds told me about this? I must be missing the posts where this is banged on about. The delusion of the person who believes that we think we're a bloody sleeping giant is absolutely frightening. For me, the allegation that we City fans think we are a sleeping giant absolutely sums up the thick, jealous, self-righteous 'everybody loves da gas' tw4ts. Is it any wonder that I'm not very keen on BRFC and their 'followers'? I wouldn't sprinkle on one of them if they were on fire.

Commas may be placed after the closing parenthesis but not before either the opening or the closing parenthesis. If the sentence would not require any commas if the parentheses were removed, the sentence should not have any commas when the parentheses are present. Have I got way too much time on my hands………..???????

Jeez, obsessed with our BigTone or what??? Be afraid, be very afraid Tone. My ex gf back in the 70's used to be like this about David Essex………….. until the magistrates court stepped in! ? ? ? ?

"Now one more time, Dougal………….. Small……….. Far away………."

They were, but as I've said many times since…………"It was the RIGHT 27 minutes!" Thanks G4s for giving me an unforgettable Saturday 5pm moment!

Thank you so much, BBSB………. your post basically sums up the 41811 previous posts for any latecomers!

That has been doing my swede for the last hour! You're right……..no idea why but bleeding' hilarious in my world ? ? ?

Just found another ground the g*s have 'hosted' at, courtesy of His Grace the Duke of Beaufort. I played against 'em at Badminton around 1975 or 76, for the Duke of Beaufort's XI v brfc. To be fair, the lawn at Badminton House is probably the finest surface I've ever graced (well, I only aspired to the Stroud League and later on the 'old' Welsh League!!). Looking at the Pathe footage, I quite like the hay cart stands, what's reckon to they, then? https://www.britishpathe.com/video/badminton-bristol-rovers-v-cardiff-city/query/Bristol

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