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Yes, and what is the point of all that "infrastructure" ? What has it been put in place for? What's it designed to lead to? To what end has SL gone to such great expense?

.... johnson, and every appointment this club has ever made in its entire history that we are in this precise state we find ourselves in today.

Didn't know it was fancy dress, Dave. Think I've got some in the garage .... Yeah, but are there any roads there and back?

Not quite Devon Loch, but we were very Devon White from Feb onwards ....

Not quite. We were 1:0 up at half-time in the next round, the semi final, and 4th in the Championship at that point, just two points off second place, so it all went downhill in the second half at Man City, tbh, when Sergio Aguero scored with a bleedin header ffs....

I'd forgotten that, how do you remember these things?

Nah, we'd never take that many to Albania away on a Wednesday night.

It’s not Christmas yet, mate.

He does what he has to do to have as "quiet" a working life as he can. If he actually "tells it like it is" in Bristol, he'll just have them squealing at him and one or two threatening to burn his house down, or something.

Superb from Macron there, where was Liz Truss when Harry Kane blazed over?

Yeah, that and diving the way the ball is kicked, unlike Peter bloody Shilton

Like Alistair Cook. And, er, Prince Andrew

This is almost as good as Plymouth at home, Boxing Day '84

You wanted to see more?

Ben Stokes

Well, er, we were relegated that season?

Yeah, insurers and football clubs, selling football season tickets: get the money in first, whilst promising/hinting we'll be buying x, y and Andre Gray, then rock up at Sheffield Wednesday and fall apart. It's a racket ...

You just making this up, Dave, or do you actually know the rules (ok, ok: the laws)?

Ok mate, but don't let it happen again. Otherwise, we'll have to start going to these bleedin away games miles away up North ourselves, and who wants to do that? what are we, Fewers? else we won't know wtf happened. Or be forced to listen to Radio Local.

Some of us are visited by angels, some of us just know a bloke that knows a bloke that locks up the HPC at night ....

No, no. France just knew Kane would "Tomlin" it into the stand. It's what comes with being France or whatever the fella wrote

He made a run into the box, have another 20 caps. The French lad did the rest. Me and you could (still, just about) do what Mount did there. When Mount had the ball 25 yards out and needed to hit it, with everything right, his momentum, his central position etc he hit it like a bobbins Championship or L1 player. Mount is Southgate on the pitch. No opponent worries about facing Mason bloody Mount. Not having a pop at you, Fevs, just singling Mount out for some flak!

It's all arranged. At the final, Messi, Modric and a tearful, but wise, Ronaldo, will enter the stadium on camels, bearing gifts of gold, frankincense and Budweiser, following a bright, Iranian drone light way up in the desert sky, France will triumph and the Three Old Gits will crown Mbappe King of Football, as they are showered by a ticer tape shower of a billion dirty dollar bills. Putin will then have every non-Russian boy in the world slaughtered so they have half a chance of qualifying, and 3,000 Gas will be locked out of the final, with Gianni Infantino telling them to **** off back to League One.

But if the ref himself gives the foul on Saka, or the clear foul on Kane, from behind, in the box, it's a different game. England were done by the ref, not by var

Exactly as it should be. Enjoy