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Mad Cyril

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  1. I don't know if you are correct here, but if you are, other clubs get away with breaking that rule. It is a small advantage that a team of ball boys/girls can either retrieve the ball quicker or slower depending on score, or save the energy of a knackered player retrieving a ball late in the game. That small advantage becomes exponential over a whole game or a whole season. I am all for fitting an electric shock system to the chairs of our motionless ball people. Get off your arses people!!
  2. Ashton Gate brings a stack full of revenue to Bristol. It is a great positive for Bristol as a whole, be that rugby, football (both men and women) or one day, basketball. Yet the twonks who run our council continue to put genuine effort and creativity into making it as hard as possible for paying customers to get into the city to spend money and contribute economic growth. If they put a fraction of the effort into (re)opening positives like the Portishead to Ashton railway line as they did to banning cars from ever coming into Bristol, we would have a choice in transport just like every other city in the UK already does. Good luck with building Bristol on the back of the sneaky £1500 you stole in parking tickets this week. Nobs.
  3. Straight choice as you all pay your money... I would choose the option for hard tackling and missing the odd foul for free flowing football and instant decisions... I don't pay for the thrill of watching forensic decisioning, and linesman who don't flag Conway 10 yards offside but wait for the possibility of a him breaking his leg pointlessly... Shove VAR where the sun don't shine. Give me my game back.
  4. Think they were simply trying to target the West Ham coach drivers
  5. It would be even nicer if the cameras were placed on the Dolman side where I sit. That would make a much better backdrop (the impressive Lansdown stand), plus it would mean I could pick my nose free from worry of being caught on the telly.
  6. I am not sold on pushing the loan agenda. Why send our U23s to West Ham? I think they will develop better here
  7. Is it because of the large group of high-spirited Reds queueing for the tube breaking out in a fine rendition of " you're just a s### Cabot Circus..."?
  8. Complete Urban myth - the Sunderland fans would already know the score on their i-phones
  9. I have no desire to watch our players try and do well at Rugby.
  10. I remember as a lad at away games my old man would always get us tickets in the home family stand. There is nothing better as a young spermer than the thrill of taking that home family end. Be sure to pack a Stanley, a few darts and a billiard ball in a sock. Wait 10 minutes into the match, then jump up and scream " who wants it you *£#&@s?", sparking out the nearest 6 year old. Enjoy!!
  11. Formed a great partnership up front with Junior Bent.... Remember him very clearly
  12. It is clear as a point of law... If one is one of 10-20 thousand, one is perfectly entitled to call out a visiting individual player with dogs abuse from the safety of the stand with a minimum of 6 pints of Natch onboard. Furthermore, if said individual visiting player then goes on to score a goal, should that individual have the cheek to vaguely even celebrate, said player should be taken to a place of execution, having first had his gonads removed with a rusty side knife, thereafter having his head removed by blunt trauma and fans forming an orderly line to s*** down his neck and deficate over his twitching torso. Fair??
  13. Can't wait for McCrorie to be available. I know how frustrating it is to be laid low with a nasty bacterial infection. I just hope he didn't get his in a dodgy bar in Thailand like me.
  14. His Old man has said for 10 years that Jobe is the better prospect. Still does. How bloody good will he be then? He looked class in that cameo on Saturday. Built like Harland at 18. Watch this space....
  15. I have noticed the number of unwanted skid marks starting to build. But that is a problem for the groundsman, not the kitman.
  16. Mad Cyril

    Mehmeti

    Not sure running it into the corner is the best way to eat up time at the end of the match.... Seemed like constantly passing it back to the back 4 worked perfectly well eating up most of the opening 30 minutes...
  17. Keogh is driving the team bus....
  18. Literally have no idea why anyone would want to steward a football match. It won't be for the money, the thanks given for trying to ensure people's safety or for the cool uniform. Maybe some people just like the thought of being outnumbered and getting free dental realignment.
  19. I can't stand anything associated with Rovers. I have even stopped having sex with my sister.
  20. I want to physically hurl if I hear "we go again"....
  21. They have already got their revenge..... Sent us bloody Mark Ashton...
  22. In the 80s, we had the magic sponge. Need to turn the stadium upside down and find it again.
  23. They hadn't even invented the ACL injury then
  24. You do realise that is the quote of a hater??
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