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Everything posted by WessexPest

  1. West of England Carrot Crunchers > East of England Carrot Crunchers
  2. Their match reports are so shoddily written that they are always good for a giggle (especially when they lose), but usually it’s just fundamental typos and clumsy phrasing; this really took the biscuit. On a par for spin with the Swindle website a few years back neglecting to mention the teeny detail that the defeat meant they’d be dropping down a division. Here’s hoping we see the Gash webmaster needing to make the same glaring omission come May. It’s looking a distinct possibility the rate they are going.
  3. From their website’s match report: “Bristol Rovers and Crewe Alexandra have all but been immovable constants in the English Football League but despite that, the two sides haven't met since April 2012, when the Gas suffered a 3-0 defeat at The Alexandra Stadium.”
  4. Get in, another defeat for the Rent Boys. I makes that four in a row in all competitions. Streaky Tiz.
  5. A charlatan who claims to be fabulously wealthy - there’s probably a Wael-DT joke in here somewhere...
  6. Don’t be blaming him, it’s your fault for starting this thread.
  7. Bath lost at home to Peterborough Sports today - see what happens when they come up against half-decent non league opposition in the FA Trophy?
  8. Suzanne should be embarrassed with only getting that score against the Gash on her own, even if she WAS sent off with five minutes to go.
  9. The events of 3/5/14 and the season in the fifth tier which followed were the best things that ever happened to them, so they say - and I heartily agree.
  10. Good stat, that. I’m still jealous, though, that the last time we won it and picked up the League One title for good measure, they were outdoing us by getting knocked out of the FA Trophy in the first round.
  11. Most of them didn’t go last time they got there anyway...
  12. Or, they are naturally distrustful of injections given the much-vaunted injection of cash when the Al-Qadis came in never materialised... Also nice to see the Wombles are still adept at clearing up rubbish.
  13. This is looking pretty ominous now, and if things get any worse generally I think football will have to go on hiatus anyway. Making the Euros a pan-continental affair was always a daft idea, and it would be insane to let supporters travel for it as even by the summer we will be about as out of the woods as those people in the Blair Witch Project. Even allowing the teams and their entourages from 24 countries to ping pong back and forth is ill advised. It’ll end up being hastily repackaged in one country at the 11th hour if not outright cancelled altogether, is my gut feeling. As
  14. Carla is an absolute fitty! Poppy Pattinson and Ella Rutherford were very easy on the eye too but have sadly departed for Everton and Charlton respectively now.
  15. Gastards stroking themselves off about losing to a Prem team by the odd goal in five - Crawley’s stuffing of Leeds puts that into perspective. Suddenly Tisdale is some sort of God. Belters.
  16. Are YOU the worst football team in Britain? Sick of defeat after defeat? Player morale on the floor? Fear not, a legal performance-enhancing solution is here - and it doesn’t even require an injection! Laughable Gas ™ works instantly to banish that losing feeling. Don’t believe it? Read this testimonial from a genuine customer: “I’m amazed! We were absolute dogs***, then we get Laughable Gas ™ and we achieve our first win! It really works!” - Chris, Sheffield.
  17. He’s right an all - we aren’t playing!
  18. If Ashton really is raking in a cool half mill a year then that is an utter, utter p*** take.
  19. They really are - especially as we have four games against complete make weights in San Marino and Andorra. The qualifying campaigns for the WC and Euros needs a complete overhaul because there are far too many games now with nothing riding on them, particularly in the Euros where two thirds of the finalists go on to the knockout stages. Back in the day, every qualifier was almost like a knockout tie because one defeat would seriously hurt your chances of qualifying. The collapse of the Eastern Bloc of course meant a lot more teams vying for places but as they keep on expanding the f
  20. He’s changed his user name to “Kevin Sour” now. The Gash’ll just have to find some other shirttails to lift.
  21. As funny - and true to form - as losing to Darlo would have been, it’s actually a good thing they are still in the FA Cup because hopefully it detracts from their league results.
  22. Rent Boys 0 Kent Boys 2 The Gash are going down...
  23. They never slate their gaffer: Oh please. Two games in and you want his throat. Grow some balls and back the guy. He has to go with what he has available and only two games in is still finding his feet. Moan after 20 games.
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