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FORMER BRISTOL CITY PLAYER PROMOTION NEWS:- Marlon Pack, League One Champion with Portsmouth Aden Flint, League Two promotion with Mansfield Town Chris Martin, League O-oh, never mind, my mistake, sorry.

How fitting that today is National Librarian Day…

Was almost ashamed to celebrate Wells’ spot-kick, we were that awful. The sick thing about it is you could pretty much predict that non-performance after Wednesday night because that’s how we bloody well roll. Also - Louis Carey made how many appearances for this club? On RobinsTV today he referred to us as “Bristol” on multiple occasions.

“Nearly full houses every week”

Excellent away following given the vast distances involved, absolutely. Home Park was ghostly from the home areas on Easter Monday, though. We outsang them easily all afternoon.

Appears so. Eerily reminiscent of our inexplicable capitulation in 2003 (and 2008, come to think of it).

Huddersfield will give us a game, I reckon, but the team feels like it’s getting a bit of momentum. 2-0 City.

“Why am I wearing these, I’m in goal against Bristol Rovers Saturday!”

Goodnight, T-Orville and Dean, sorry Irene. What a sad little man. The Gash get on nodding terms with the onion bag - and then he wakes up with sticky sheets.

Superb City, God-awful Blackburn. Imagine coming all the way down to witness your relegation-haunted team get horsewhipped like that. Their final four fixtures - Leeds, Sheff W., Coventry, Leicester. They’re in deep scat.

F*cking hilarious that we couldn’t stop scoring tonight and haven’t conceded in five of last six, yet the Scum cannot buy a goal.

“Get Holloway in as caretaker tomorrow.”

Really hope the axe doesn’t fall on Taylor, he’s doing a glorious job. Off to have a butcher’s at what the 15ers made of this latest shambolic offering.

Dear oh dear, it just goes from bad to worse for the Rent Boys. At this rate they’ll have less than eight witnesses to their games.

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That’s dubious to say the least - BRFC have never had 8 people witnessing anything they’ve been doing. If true then the real story here = new record attendance.

There’s a hole in me bucket Dear Wally, Dear Wally With what can I fill it, Dear Taylor, Dear Taylor? With Sheeds in the away end, Dear Wally, Dear Wally With what shall I prop up the South Stand roof, Dear Wally, Dear Wally? With Straw Dear Taylor, Dear Taylor with straw.

Championship Ready Winklepickers.

As much as I can’t stand Sharton, Henbury Arse telling someone they’re dishonest is like Jeffrey Dahmer telling you to cut back on the meat.

Will you ever beat the G*s is now:- Will the G*s ever score again. Knives will be out for Taylor now.

Fair. Part of the reason I love the Streatham Rovers Twitter account is because of the way it so cleverly mocks football clubs’ cringeworthy social media presence - their endless harkening back to one game in their history, their disingenuous attempts to be inclusive or to jump on bandwagons. All of it. Some of the dross posted from the City socials makes me want to eat a pound of caesium and chase it with a gallon of Buxton Spring Water.

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@Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan That is magnificent!

“Show them our badge” - it’s a pirate and they’re stealing a living (albeit a paltry one) so all is as it should be. Full time training.