WessexPest

Let’s take stock of how HMS P*** The League is doing. The album cover of Jeff Wayne’s musical version of The War of the Worlds - that’s how it’s going.

Oh, that’s not at all Tinpot. No siree.

Pete, you are a true poet my friend. ??

*chewing (tobacco)

Carrots give a more satisfying crunch than chewing tobacco, would be my guess… WAIT! Jasper CARROT supports BCFC - what more evidence do you need of Sheed infiltration?!?!?

I was going to do a Henbury Gas today and wait outside their dump of a ground in a monster truck for them to come out at the final whistle, but to my crushing disappointment I was told they’d all left at half time.

I hope Billy the White Horse was on hand to control such a heaving mass of humanity.

“Ward, Holloway, DC - where are you?” ?

Their Facebook page, SJ.

Because “Scum” comes before “Scun” alphabetically.

Seriously? 700? That’s a scandalously meagre allocation - not like the home sections will be packed to the rafters. C***s.

Oops - a few more days for Hartlepool to be holders of the Everyone Cup then…

FT, Sutton leapfrog the Gastards. At least for 24 hours, until they welcome Leyton Orient to the Pisspoorial in the Everyone Cup Final Sponsored by Not Fanta.

Strange to see “Memorial Stadium” juxtaposed with the word “outstanding”.

The bassist from the Talking Heads?

Vodka-addled mind s**tposting at midnight local time - I’ve been plaguing this forum for nigh on 18 years now have no expectations beyond hopefully not getting banned, RLL.

Three six nine, the goose drank wine. The Gastards chew tobacco on the street car line. The line broke, the monkey got choked And they all went to heaven in a little Tote Scrote. Clap Clap…

Surely Bath City are too given they beat them in FA Trophy Rd1 last time the two clubs met…

Everyone Cup Final Holders 2021/22 (To date) 7/8/21 to 10/8/21 - Mansfield Town 10/8/21 to 14/8/21 - Cheltenham Town 14/8/21 to 21/8/21 - Stevenage 21/8/21 to 11/9/2021 - Exeter City 11/9/21 to present - Hartlepool

Agreed - as long as they weren’t wearing Rovers away shirts, because then I’d’ve been shielding my son’s eyes and chucking broken crockery at them…

Hartlepool 1 BartonPoo 0 I’ll settle for that.

Did I hear right that the voiceover bloke called him “Kerry” Cooper?!?

Sorry if this has been posted before (I haven’t the time to wade through the thread and check) but I just found this piece of vintage footage from 1981 at Eastville… ”Bristol Rovers are already relegated” - nothing much changes does it! ”Even Bristol Rovers managed a shot on goal after that.” ? That poxy hovel they called a ground. And the “good-natured pitch invasion” at the end - cleared with alsatians and police horses. My, my - they have come a long way since then haven’t they…

What are you on about, ST? Jeffrey Archer is a sprightly 81 I’ll have you know.