WTFiGO!?!

' Nottingham' will suffice, none of this respect-giving 'Nottingham Forest' stuff, or simply 'Forest'! They won't mind, they're not petty.

Oh dear, it gets worse for them then

Why of course Complex needs, challenging behaviour, attachment issues, material deprivation, cultural deprivation, low intelligence, limited education, pathological isms/intolerance of others, pathological lyers, a history of sexual and cross-species abuse, a history of homelessness, borderline personality disorder, persecution complex, hypermanic, ungrounded unfounded fear, have I mentioned anything about delusional yet? I believe a 4-0 loss has also sent them overnight from possible play-off contenders to the bridge so bi-polar tendencies as well. A psychiatrists wet dream if ever there was one. I jest of course - for anyone genuinely affected by any of the above diagnoses and issues.

Grandiose, narcissistic, ego-centric, entitled, removed from reality, lacking in self-awareness, alternative reality, victim mentality ...... take your pick

Live update:

I didn't need to read anymore. It's taken 18 months but it seems the penny is finally dropping. I'm a kid with a new toy this morning ... Feel the rhythm, feel the ride. Come on Jamaica its Screenshot time....

Indeed, in the same way that there's no need to write a parody. I don't think I could anyway, the critics would say it was too far fetched. In Rovers' case, the writer would actually have to dumb it down to make it believable.

The things you learn

What's it called when you take a picture of the image on an apple I-phone by reading the round button at the bottom and the mute switch at the top, then? like thus...

Cool. That's another club in the bag, then.

I've only learned in the last couple of days how to 'photoshop' is it? Anyway, here goes with my first attempt

Oh good.

A bit like the Wealston Raider or whoever he was, when fiction meets reality: It's as though it's a comedic character from Harry Enfield, The Fast Show or something but it's not.

"....... and I'm a deluded, racist horsepuncher."