Homer Simpson

Did he mention Southampton?

Rent boys, loan players. They're all the same to them.

He still is. He compiles all of their numerical data, such as attendances, size of fanbase and is currently working on the amount of seats required in any new stands or stadium. He is a very accomplished writer of fiction with a wild imagination.

Build it and they will cum.

People take the Mick out of our coach 1, imagine what their's must be like.

His sister will love it.

Apparently it wasn't selling enough tickets.

Bolt on 2 Strap on 0

You're confusing him with Robbogas.

Named my dog Penalty, after Lee Tomlin. Every time I took him to the park the ****** took off and I couldn't find him.

Hi Zak. Has Liam banned punctuation at BS?

Exactly. Do you notice how none of them use punctuation? Tinnion also in charge of the education department.

Stood in there many times, getting wet hoping it was the rain.

I assume you were giving it a vigorous shake whilst still peeing.

Looks bad.

I think I've met him?

Well didn't think I would be going today. First half of the week I was totally wiped out with a very bad case of Norovirus. Unfortunately I woke up early today feeling fine and now able to go. But I have got a really good excuse for leaving early. If you spot anybody vomiting violently in the concourse, Don't worry it's just me, I'm planning on watching Mannings presser pre match.

Exactly how I feel, as long as we avoid relegation. I just worry that if Mannings sacking is the only change then we will struggle until something happens higher up.

We've gone for a mental age of 9. Although they did have to include Tinnion to raise it from 8.

I've just tried, and it is exceptionally difficult to step up when you're on the front foot.

Here's Jon's effort.

Horse flavour, the picture was on the packet.

I've a funny feeling he won't be using that offer.

I see that the sags are now using AI to count their attendances and general levels of support. Artificially Inflated.

It failed miserably.