Stop talking rubbish man. That solitary win against the mighty Cambridge will be the springboard to firstly overtaking us and then marching towards an assault on the Premier League, and ultimately the Champions league, where they will beat Barcelona in the second leg of the Semi Finals before a record 12500 crowd at the minimal, before beating Real Madrid in the final at Old Trafford in front of 50000 travelling fans. This meteoric rise will see foreign investors flocking to take over "Brand Gas", who will fund a new 40000 all seater stadium on Ashton Vale - just to rub our noses in their success.
We in the mean time will bounce between the Championship and League One, with the odd JPT win thrown in for good measure.