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    How old??

    Mods?? FFS - how many times .................... Can we edit out these vile binary references to gender specifics on OTIB. Folk have a right to have neither sons OR daughters. IT IS 2018 - LETS WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE (or tea / herbal infusion).
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    Spot The Ball Contest

    Either that or we had a seat-throwing contest at the previous home game .............. "Happy days" ...............
  3. I cannot, for dickens sake, find the correct reference for this. The closest I can get is a British Short Hair, but all the ones I have seen are blue / grey, where as we know Bagpuss was pink and white. Any help would be greatly appreciated, as I don't want to lose my place as an undergraduate in Zoology at Bristol University. Cheers.
  4. Guess who was once dumped by a Welsh woman???
  5. If either club gave a **** about their carbon footprint, they would play all joint fixtures at the half way point. They could then sell their respective grounds for affordable housing, and buy a stake holding in Port Vale's ground. If anyone running either club had any formal training in business management, then they would have done this years ago. Morons.
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    Strange reasons why you split from a partner.

    If you can't have full, wholesome sex with Cliff Richard watching you, then you are just weird.
  7. That sounds like 6/10 in the excitement scale. I'm at least on a 9. I can't maintain this until kick-off, as the blood is draining from other parts of my body.
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    Xmas Lunch Bristol

    I'll come if BigTone and manual manipulator don't come.
  9. I'll save you the wait:- COYR!!!!!!!!!!! Happy now?
  10. I, for one, could not be more excited. How can I prove this to you?? BigTone??
  11. Why Taylor - its not like he is going to score, is it? Glad he is playing Pack, as this facilitates our three goals.
  12. Factual, and to the point: a 'good' post, by any standards.
  13. Okaydokey. 3-2 to City, who will slot in just above Forest in 5th come this evening. Pack hat-trick. One with his head, one off his chin, and one of his arse. Who cares? "Up the City".
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    Best Pub in Newlyn?

    ............ and trawler women. It IS 2018.
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    Salvage Yards

    Salvage yard will NOT be interested in your fox. Worth very little on the open market. Best slap it on the barbie, mate. (Sourdough with onion relish). Enjoy!