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The whole country will also go mental if the most tedious and despised club in the history of the Football League finally take their rightful place in the Conference.

 

Can you imagine the beacons being joyously set aflame on every hilltop across the country from Land's End to John O'Groats (yes, even the Jocks can't stand Rovers and that bloody foul Irene dirge) as the whole nation unites in ecstatic celebration as the gas plummet into the Conference and ever closer to oblivion? The guffawing thousands dancing with joy around each beacon joining together in a countrywide rendition of 'THE GAS ARE GOING DOWN'  reverberating through the night in every City and hamlet of this fair island.

 

The ignominious relegation of the gas would be a Godsend to a depressed nation  - a massive boost to the morale of the masses, the partying millions fuelling a suddenly rampantly buoyant economy to bring in the dawn of a new golden age.

 

It must happen, for the sake of England, our children's future, our grandcildren's future, the gas MUST go down.

 

The wave of euphoria at the demise of the gas would create an immediate unprecedented boost for the whole country and on the back of this the England team would go on to win the World Cup with a squad of still delirious players ( yes, each and every one of the England squad want the gas to go down :yes: ) invigorated with a new unconquerable spirit of optimism, belief and invincibility which would sweep all before them.

 

England for the World Cup. Down and OUT with the gas.  :city:   :englandflag: 

 

 

Oh, have a heart will you? There's good football clubs and good supporters up and down the Conference already and most of them haven't had the Gas experience. Nobody thinks of these poor people.

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