So its Burnley then.
I do, bizarrely, for some inexplicable reason rather like the way that name rolls off the tongue; somehow I just find that word the easiest to start trying to talk with a Lancastrian accent.. just say it to yourself a few times and then add a sentence after it.. Burrrrrrnlieeeee.... its lovely is that!
'Tis a wild wind that blows
Across the East Lancs moors
Turning blues purple whilst
Clarets glow knowingly
Dyche wrapped up all 3