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58 minutes ago, Shtanley said:

I've been at my sisters in London, bedridden with a virus for the last 24 hours. Jumped out of bed when my brother said he had a ticket waiting for me though. Can't wait to throw up in the toilets COYR

Now that's what I call dedication. Stick a pint or two down your neck and then you won't know if it's the bug or the beer making you barf. Plus you won't care either.

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1 hour ago, Shtanley said:

I've been at my sisters in London, bedridden with a virus for the last 24 hours. Jumped out of bed when my brother said he had a ticket waiting for me though. Can't wait to throw up in the toilets COYR

Hmm, nasty little virus that, its the Cockerknee Lurgi .... read about it in last Sundays News Of The World, apparently knocks you off your feet for about a day, then patient feels somewhat better, even euphoric and excitable for a few hours, that's the danger time for Cockerknee Lurgi sufferers though. False sense of wellbeing, swiftly followed by uncontrollable bouts of sudden large amounts of high pressure diarrhoea... squirts everywhere patients rarely make it from their bathroom basin to the toilet, its that volatile... anyway dont let that put you off, get down there enjoy the game for a while, create an atmosphere and have fun with the your fellow shitheads around you.. ;) 

PS... hope you feel better enjoy the day and can cheer the lads on to a second City win over Fulham in a week! :) 

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