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The Geography of a Woman as she ages: 

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . 
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. 
Well developed and open to trade, especially 
for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. 
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. 
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. 
With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel. 
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, 
and takes care of business .

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. 
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia.
Ruled by a pair of nuts!

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