MelksRed Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/759178/Championship-predicted-table-SAM-sportgalleries This story from the express indicated we would secure enough points to stay up.....your thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swanker Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Is that the same computer that said Trump would lose the election? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Sounds like the supercomputer would do a better job than the current one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Computer says no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charliesboots Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelksRed Posted January 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Charliesboots said: Always wondered where the "KLIT" was....now I know......:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charliesboots Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Just now, MelksRed said: Always wondered where the "KLIT" was....now I know......:laugh: I missed that too..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocking Red Cyril Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Can the computer play right back ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 12 minutes ago, MelksRed said: http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/759178/Championship-predicted-table-SAM-sportgalleries This story from the express indicated we would secure enough points to stay up.....your thoughts? Bullshit baffles science . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 39 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said: Sounds like the supercomputer would do a better job than the current one Does it speak of the computer that will come after it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finbarr_in_z Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 THis one says we stay up as well !! http://www.footballwebpages.co.uk/championship/league/predicted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Probably the same supercomputer the Express use to predict that Britain will be plunged into "Arctic hell" every winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olé Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 22 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said: Probably the same supercomputer the Express use to predict that Britain will be plunged into "Arctic hell" every winter. That`s not a supercomputer mate, it`s a random phrase generator that they use for their front page. It`s only got six in it - The Royal Family Killed Princess Diana, A New Cure for Cancer, Madeline McCann, Killer Hurricane/Freeze/Heatwave To Hit UK, Britain To Rule The World After Brexit & Town Centre Horror As Drunken Yobs Go On The Rampage. Just pick one for each day of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Just now, Red Right Hand said: That`s not a supercomputer mate, it`s a random phrase generator that they use for their front page. It`s only got six in it - The Royal Family Killed Princess Diana, A New Cure for Cancer, Madeline McCann, Killer Hurricane/Freeze/Heatwave To Hit UK, Britain To Rule The World After Brexit & Town Centre Horror As Drunken Yobs Go On The Rampage. Just pick one for each day of the week. You forgot the ones that go: "Great news! Houses now even more unaffordable for young people!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiverRed Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Super computers are a lot like super moons; a bit bigger but you wouldn't notice unless it was pointed out to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said: You forgot the ones that go: "Great news! Houses now even more unaffordable for young people!" Sorry mate, I could have sworn that was on the front of the Daily Mail when I got petrol this morning. Or perhaps it was the one about asylum seekers being housed in luxury hotels and lighting fires in the bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charliesboots Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 13 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: That`s not a supercomputer mate, it`s a random phrase generator that they use for their front page. It`s only got six in it - The Royal Family Killed Princess Diana, A New Cure for Cancer, Madeline McCann, Killer Hurricane/Freeze/Heatwave To Hit UK, Britain To Rule The World After Brexit & Town Centre Horror As Drunken Yobs Go On The Rampage. Just pick one for each day of the week. The generator exists....ask the internet and it shall provide ye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said: You forgot the ones that go: "Great news! Houses now even more unaffordable for young people!" Or the "fantastic news! Unions have put the rail strike on hold until next Christmas!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Charliesboots said: The generator exists....ask the internet and it shall provide ye I know, I stumbled across it once and it turned into a lost afternoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charliesboots Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Red Right Hand said: I know, I stumbled across it once and it turned into a lost afternoon! Guardian comments generator is particularly hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Just now, joe jordans teeth said: Or the "fantastic news! Unions have put the rail strike on hold until next Christmas!" Or `Season ticket from Guildford to London now costs more than Britain`s national debt` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Red Right Hand said: Or `Season ticket from Guildford to London now costs more than Britain`s national debt` That's cuz your paying those pesky drivers which you don't need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charliesboots Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: I know, I stumbled across it once and it turned into a lost afternoon! COULD ASYLUM SEEKERS GIVE THE MEMORY OF DIANA SWINE FLU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Charliesboots said: Guardian comments generator is particularly hilarious Just had a look and will have to waste tomorrow on it now you bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Charliesboots said: COULD ASYLUM SEEKERS GIVE THE MEMORY OF DIANA SWINE FLU? Can we send corbyn and may on a undercover op to see if this is true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charliesboots Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: Just had a look and will have to waste tomorrow on it now you bastard! Have just been told off for "Laughing inappropriately" by the wife trying to watch TV whilst I'm generating hilarious comments..... This is going to end badly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Charliesboots said: Have just been told off for "Laughing inappropriately" by the wife trying to watch TV whilst I'm generating hilarious comments..... This is going to end badly The comments themselves are hilarious but the names and locations are different class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazinpeace Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 4 hours ago, Red Right Hand said: Does it speak of the computer that will come after it? If it did you are in trouble - 42 (points?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 Mods - can you change the title please - shite is spelt wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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