Bristol Rob Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, kivsy said: Looks like someone is playing swords You'll have to explain that to me. I went to a state school. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, cynic said: Hence the fags and chips.. Worse than you imagine. I went to a Catholic school. I can't imagine eating a digestive biscuit without a salty (so I have been told) topping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 @reddoh the snake was the least of your worries. Apparently they can be sick as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 @reddoh it's no wonder we got more visits than most from the 'Colgate Woman' - reckon there was more to those disclosure tablets than plaque. Pretty sure it was a fast track to parliament. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: @reddoh it's no wonder we got more visits than most from the 'Colgate Woman' - reckon there was more to those disclosure tablets than plaque. Pretty sure it was a fast track to parliament. I think I have been discriminated against I have just had a boring quiet life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Acton Red Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Cheesleysmate said: Thought there was supposed to be gold at the end of a rainbow not pikey's.Although dont pikeys like gold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, FramptonRed said: Thought there was supposed to be gold at the end of a rainbow not pikey's.Although dont pikeys like gold? does no one else think it looks like an advert for division four ? Edited September 18, 2017 by reddoh sorry meant channel four 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said: There certainly isn't any pot of gold there..! ... but there is a crock of shit. Edited September 18, 2017 by Rudolf Hucker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 21 minutes ago, reddoh said: does no one else think it looks like an advert for division four ? Not really. Can you show me any division 4 grounds that are that bad..?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 just had a quick gander at Gaschat. Would appear that as they are starting to understand they don't have a vessel to urinate in, the collective sense of humour has returned. Posts along the lines of 1800 sold, 5000 stuck outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: Not really. Can you show me any division 4 grounds that are that bad..?! No but I can show your loads of non league clubs though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red34 Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 50 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: just had a quick gander at Gaschat. Would appear that as they are starting to understand they don't have a vessel to urinate in, the collective sense of humour has returned. Posts along the lines of 1800 sold, 5000 stuck outside. Some are even suggesting Saint Darrell of Dogbotherer escape before the lack of transfer funds sullies his unblemished and holy reputation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 11 minutes ago, Red34 said: Some are even suggesting Saint Darrell of Dogbotherer escape before the lack of transfer funds sullies his unblemished and holy reputation... Yes, he should get out before he's got a relegation on his CV..! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotham Brow Red Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 14 minutes ago, Red34 said: Some are even suggesting Saint Darrell of Dogbotherer escape before the lack of transfer funds sullies his unblemished and holy reputation... In all fairness his metal must be being seriously tested. Surely hes thinking christ i can do better than this ramshakle lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 6 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: Yes, he should get out before he's got a relegation on his CV..! He probably thinks that being a young, progressive manager he was INVITED to a Conference. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cotham Brow Red said: In all fairness his metal must be being seriously tested. Surely hes thinking christ i can do better than this ramshakle lot! Either he is on significantly more more money than the division pays, or both sides have photos. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 On 16/09/2017 at 09:12, Juan Kerr said: They must have the campest badge in the football league. (Appropriate, given how much canvas they have) I was thinking the same. Is the right hand on his hip in a cheeky jaunty way much like captain pugwash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 3 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said: Ooh nice toilet, after ten pints I needed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Swede said: Ooh nice toilet, after ten pints I needed that. Their centre spot certainly made for a good place to have a dump one night, during a Sunday league awards night in their club house! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 6 minutes ago, Swede said: I was thinking the same. Is the right hand on his hip in a cheeky jaunty way much like captain pugwash Talking of Captain Pugwash ... they are a rum bunch over at the Mem ... Seaman Staines, Captain Shag, Master Bates, Roger the cabin boy, Finger the Mermaid, Pirate Willy.... all aboard a pirate ship called 'The Black Cock'! They could get away with that on children's TV back in the day! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesBCFC Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 46 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Talking of Captain Pugwash ... they are a rum bunch over at the Mem ... Seaman Staines, Captain Shag, Master Bates, Roger the cabin boy, Finger the Mermaid, Pirate Willy.... all aboard a pirate ship called 'The Black Cock'! They could get away with that on children's TV back in the day! Urban myth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 17 minutes ago, JamesBCFC said: Urban myth always makes me laugh - when I ever hear it I always ask if they actually ever watched it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 8 hours ago, Swede said: I was thinking the same. Is the right hand on his hip in a cheeky jaunty way much like captain pugwash More like John Inman in panto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanjita Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 And today is "talk like a pirate day" apparently,,,,,,,,just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norn Iron Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 John Ryan (not THE John Ryan, ex Luton Town full back), the writer of Captain Pugwash, successfully sued a newspaper for printing the wrong names etc. Because OTIB only prints facts (allegedly) and that it has never been proven Captain Pugwash was a Gashead, here is his original team... Tom the Cabin boy, Master Mate, Pirates Barnabas and Willy from Wigan. All of the above sail on the Black Pig. There's also Cut-throat Jake who captains the Flying Dustbin. There is a new film about Captain Horatio Pugwash set for release in 2018 starring Nick Frost. You see, even on this particular thread you can learn something interesting! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Dante Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 38 minutes ago, fanjita said: And today is "talk like a pirate day" apparently,,,,,,,,just saying It is? Fantastic! "We're coming for you...Waels a billionaire...bloody tax dodger SL...it was all UWEs fault...Mattys worth £10m...I've lived through the Thatcher years...look, an attractive Labrador..." I think I'm getting the hang of it... 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted September 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said: It is? Fantastic! "We're coming for you...Waels a billionaire...bloody tax dodger SL...it was all UWEs fault...Mattys worth £10m...I've lived through the Thatcher years...look, an attractive Labrador..." I think I'm getting the hang of it... Alexa........... 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 40 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said: It is? Fantastic! "We're coming for you...Waels a billionaire...bloody tax dodger SL...it was all UWEs fault...Mattys worth £10m...I've lived through the Thatcher years...look, an attractive Labrador..." I think I'm getting the hang of it... Mmmmm dis toyme next yearrr sheeethead, brizzle sheety, sixth wichest club in ingerlund mmmmmm, sheety noynteeen ayteey tooooo, 20,000 locked owt at Woking, famous bluuuuu and woyt quarrrrterrrrz!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonR Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Do we have to behave like pirates too? I only ask because I have no urge to Punch a Horse, and I cant stand my sister... 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted September 19, 2017 Admin Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 11 hours ago, Cotham Brow Red said: In all fairness his metal must be being seriously tested. Surely hes thinking christ i can do better than this ramshakle lot! He's only been with Salisbury City before, and the Gas are slightly an improvement on that - he clearly knows no better 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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