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1 hour ago, Monkeh said:

anyone seen this belter?

Even if a new consortium existed they would need the club's permission to speak to the UWE about the stadium plans, they can't just get the OK from the UWE to do Due Diligence when they don't single handily own the plans themselves. 

Imagine the conversation...

You know that stadium you had designed and the thousands upon thousands you burnt getting to the point where you realised you couldn't do It?

Yeah....

Well, we want to buy them!

Right, these plans are worth a minimum of 10 million. We are talking Taylor money here, you want them, you buy them.

How does a 10th of a Tilson grab you? Final offer. 

DONE!

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6 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said:

Well. they were The Bath City Rovers for many a year

Our blue chums have had many names over the years

1) The Black Arabs (racist) FC

2) Gas Sniffers Rovers FC

3) Bath Rovers FC

4) Bristol Rugby Club Rovers FC

5) We Screwed Over Bristol Rugby Club Rovers FC

6) Mind The Gap Rovers FC (2001-Present)

7) Non-League Bristol Rovers FC

8) 6th Richest Club Rovers FC

9) Not Quite So Rich Rovers FC

10) Anyone got a spare 6-man they're looking to sell that could double up as a football stand Rovers FC

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4 minutes ago, Welcome To The Jungle said:

Our blue chums have had many names over the years

1) The Black Arabs (racist) FC

2) Gas Sniffers Rovers FC

3) Bath Rovers FC

4) Bristol Rugby Club Rovers FC

5) We Screwed Over Bristol Rugby Club Rovers FC

6) Mind The Gap Rovers FC (2001-Present)

7) Non-League Bristol Rovers FC

8) 6th Richest Club Rovers FC

9) Not Quite So Rich Rovers FC

10) Anyone got a spare 6-man they're looking to sell that could double up as a football stand Rovers FC

Mock all you like. They are coming for us..! 

Imagine supporting a club who couldn't cope with getting promoted to the Championship, so the only way that they can atain their dream of getting level with us, is hope & pray that we lose every week and get relegated to them. 

Even that not might achieve their goal, if last week was anything to go by..! 

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4 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

Mock all you like. They are coming for us..! 

Imagine supporting a club who couldn't cope with getting promoted to the Championship, so the only way that they can atain their dream of getting level with us, is hope & pray that we lose every week and get relegated to them. 

Even that not might achieve their goal, if last week was anything to go by..! 

and don't forget they have the chance of being officially better than us tonight, IF they beat Wolves

(Gas logic)

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17 minutes ago, Welcome To The Jungle said:

Our blue chums have had many names over the years

1) The Black Arabs (racist) FC

2) Gas Sniffers Rovers FC

3) Bath Rovers FC

4) Bristol Rugby Club Rovers FC

5) We Screwed Over Bristol Rugby Club Rovers FC

6) Mind The Gap Rovers FC (2001-Present)

7) Non-League Bristol Rovers FC

8) 6th Richest Club Rovers FC

9) Not Quite So Rich Rovers FC

10) Anyone got a spare 6-man they're looking to sell that could double up as a football stand Rovers FC

Remembering the NLBR monicker, when they hit the buffers and go into administration will they be known as BRIAN?

Bristol Rovers In AdministartioN

 

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19 minutes ago, Welcome To The Jungle said:

Our blue chums have had many names over the years

1) The Black Arabs (racist) FC

2) Gas Sniffers Rovers FC

3) Bath Rovers FC

4) Bristol Rugby Club Rovers FC

5) We Screwed Over Bristol Rugby Club Rovers FC

6) Mind The Gap Rovers FC (2001-Present)

7) Non-League Bristol Rovers FC

8) 6th Richest Club Rovers FC

9) Not Quite So Rich Rovers FC

10) Anyone got a spare 6-man they're looking to sell that could double up as a football stand Rovers FC

You forgot "Barcelona :laughcont: Rovers FC"

 

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23 minutes ago, Welcome To The Jungle said:

Our blue chums have had many names over the years

1) The Black Arabs (racist) FC

2) Gas Sniffers Rovers FC

3) Bath Rovers FC

4) Bristol Rugby Club Rovers FC

5) We Screwed Over Bristol Rugby Club Rovers FC

6) Mind The Gap Rovers FC (2001-Present)

7) Non-League Bristol Rovers FC

8) 6th Richest Club Rovers FC

9) Not Quite So Rich Rovers FC

10) Anyone got a spare 6-man they're looking to sell that could double up as a football stand Rovers FC

They've been called many names over the years too,but they won't get past the swear filter.

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17 minutes ago, Ian M said:

You forgot "Barcelona :laughcont: Rovers FC"

 

It was only used for one season, but how could anyone forget The Non-League Muppets.

Shame really. I lost any tiny bit of respect I had for non-league after they showed how crap it really must be.

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9 minutes ago, WTFiGO!?! said:

Did they take a hundred million fans to Wolves in the end then, or not?

 

5 minutes ago, City Rocker said:

Probably. No statistics have been published though, because no one in the world gives a flying ****. 

Oh, they are bleating about taking 2000 to Wolves. It must really be hurting them with the snake scoring tonight.....my heart bleeds.....not! :rofl2br:

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11 minutes ago, WTFiGO!?! said:

Did they take a hundred million fans to Wolves in the end then, or not?

1960 or thereabouts, and of course they are creaming themselves about that, even though it's obviously a ground they seldom get to visit, we had no pay on the day up there last week and egged on by brown nosing Yam Yams saying how unlucky they were.

Strangely no mention of their ex-player being named MOTM and scoring as we dumped another Prem team and progressed while they went out, or the fact that another of MT's former teammates (Lockyer) seems awfully fond of Red. ;)

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3 ted cards in the last 4 games and a limited squad.  Surely they will be calling upon their under twelves on Saturday.

Shame they were beaten by Wolves reserves whilst we were taking our second premiership scalp of the season and to rub it in, not only were we playing against a pretty strong Stoke team, we ought to have put 9 or ten past them tonight.   We made them look like a conference team.

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10 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

3 ted cards in the last 4 games and a limited squad.  Surely they will be calling upon their under twelves on Saturday.

Shame they were beaten by Wolves reserves whilst our reserve side were taking our second premiership scalp of the season and to rub it in, not only were our reserve team playing against a pretty strong Stoke team, we ought to have put 9 or ten past them tonight.   Our reserve team made them look like a conference team.

Corrected for you. 

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1 hour ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

12,740 (1957). 

Is that the last time they finished above us?

1 hour ago, Cheesleysmate said:

 

Oh, they are bleating about taking 2000 to Wolves. It must really be hurting them with the snake scoring tonight.....my heart bleeds.....not! :rofl2br:

Thought they were supposed to be taking 4000?

Thats what the chimpanzees on Slagchat were confidently predicting a couple of weeks ago.

Presumably the other 2000 "wuz in the gert ******* home end" or something...

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