1960maaan Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 57 minutes ago, myol'man said: I'll just leave this here; 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 1 hour ago, myol'man said: I'll just leave this here; Gott in himmel!!..offizer,das ist die Frau mein kuchen-diebstahls!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 1 hour ago, myol'man said: I'll just leave this here; Has she no shame ? Blue and White quarters ... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undy English Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Has she no shame ? Blue and White quarters ... Probably cycling to Ashton Gate World Cup Fan Village to watch England....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Undy English said: Probably cycling to Ashton Gate World Cup Fan Village to watch England....... Where's her saddle ? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 11 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Where's her saddle ? Yes. it does, doesn't it? 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 16 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Where's her saddle ? do you think this is the lass @Harry was on about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 Mrs Henbury Gas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: Yes. it does, doesn't it? Sorry , that should have read " Where's her saddle to ? " Edited June 18, 2018 by Major Isewater 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Major Isewater said: Sorry , that should have read " Where's her saddle to ? " My joke works better verbally I guess.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 54 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: My joke works better verbally I guess.. Like the nuns with the soap in the bath or the candles.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 4 hours ago, myol'man said: I'll just leave this here; I wish you wouldn't do that, I was having a nice pork pie for my lunch. I don't feel hungry anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercidered Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Major Isewater said: Sorry , that should have read " Where's her saddle to ? " I'm guessing, her snatch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bianconeri Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 5 hours ago, myol'man said: I'll just leave this here; You should be banned from the forum forever for that 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucky Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 5 hours ago, myol'man said: I'll just leave this here; Good lord! I hope this isn't what the Gas see in their dreams! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 6 hours ago, myol'man said: I'll just leave this here; Even Rudolf Hucker isn’t claiming this one as a conquest. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColeCiderRed Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 Why is it sat on two wheels holding handle bars? Ooooooh, it's a bike! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 1 hour ago, chucky said: Good lord! I hope this isn't what the Gas see in their dreams! That’s Irene on a good day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 20 minutes ago, BS2 Red said: Even Rudolf Hucker isn’t claiming this one as a conquest. If you're referring to the Bristol Rovers Bike, then I most certainly have not. These things take time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Rudolf Hucker said: If you're referring to the Bristol Rovers Bike, then I most certainly have not. These things take time. Thought you would want to get it over and done with as quickly as possible,the thought of taking ones time with that makes me feel queasy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Rudolf Hucker said: If you're referring to the Bristol Rovers Bike, then I most certainly have not. These things take time. Stick her in a tent and she’ll do anything you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 5 hours ago, BS2 Red said: Stick her in a tent and she’ll do anything you want. She went into the tent and caused £30's worth of damage... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 17 hours ago, supercidered said: I'm guessing, her snatch. I bet she's not seen it for years. 17 hours ago, Swede said: I wish you wouldn't do that, I was having a nice pork pie for my lunch. I don't feel hungry anymore Good job that it wasn't a kebab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 3 hours ago, Juan Kerr said: Good job that it wasn't a kebab. Or a blue waffle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 19 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said: If you're referring to the Bristol Rovers Bike, then I most certainly have not. These things take time. You'd need a team of fluffers flown in from Porn Valley, several Viagra and 10 pints of Thatchers before even getting in to barge pole touching distance. Although I'm sure when you get over the Blue and White quarters, she's a generous woman with a warm heart . ( who probably goes like a steam hammer ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonR Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Major Isewater said: You'd need a team of fluffers flown in from Porn Valley, several Viagra and 10 pints of Thatchers before even getting in to barge pole touching distance. Although I'm sure when you get over the Blue and White quarters, she's a generous woman with a warm heart . ( who probably goes like a steam hammer ) Dont forget the paper bags, one her one for you in case hers falls off. Speaking for the OTIB community I would like to wish Rudolph the best of british luck when he goes in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 2 hours ago, SimonR said: Dont forget the paper bags, one her one for you in case hers falls off. Speaking for the OTIB community I would like to wish Rudolph the best of british luck when he goes in. I'd need a grand piano strapped to my back in case I fell in. She's a 'glide' - Gas Lady I'd Decline Emphatically. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesBCFC Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 10 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: I'd need a grand piano strapped to my back in case I fell in. She's a 'glide' - Gas Lady I'd Decline Emphatically. We all know you don't decline 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 40 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: I'd need a grand piano strapped to my back in case I fell in. She's a 'glide' - Gas Lady I'd Decline Emphatically. Bollocks! You’d just close your eyes and pinch your nose..! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 42 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: I'd need a grand piano strapped to my back in case I fell in. She's a 'glide' - Gas Lady I'd Decline Emphatically. 32 minutes ago, JamesBCFC said: We all know you don't decline Let alone ‘emphatically’ !! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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