fgrsimon Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 Dont forget the £350k "Striker" who has scored 1 goal in 57 games or whatever it is And he was Marty Taylor's replacement! This comedy is ongoing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southport Red Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 Sorry, but it HAS to be Babestation. All the others show ineptitude for sure but just HOW difficult is it to select a TV channel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 15 minutes ago, Southport Red said: HOW difficult is it to select a TV channel? You think they are capable of using a remote,think again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 13 hours ago, zippycar said: (maths calculation - a billionaire is 1,000 times richer than a millionaire, Steve is 2,500 times richer than a millionaire, ergo £12m divided by 2500 = £4,800.00 Technical point. The Americans consider one billion to be 1,000 million. In UK financial accounting, one billion is a million million. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 Top four of all time; 3,200 for the final game at Eastville Relegated from the football league. Avoiding relegation from the football league thanks to Hitler Selling Eastville to the dog racing company and pocketing the cash. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 Hasn't been mentioned in a while, but... who can forget one of the deluded claiming - on relegation from League One - that they would be the... Barcelona of League Two. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devoncider Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: Hasn't been mentioned in a while, but... who can forget one of the deluded claiming - on relegation from League One - that they would be the... Barcelona of League Two. had forgotten about this - truly the gift! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Oil Services Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 hour ago, myol'man said: Top four of all time; 3, 200 for the final game at Eastville Relegated from the football league. Avoiding relegation from the football league thanks to Hitler Selling Eastville to the dog racing company and pocketing the cash. I believe it was 3,570 or so. Three thousand, five hundred and seventy odd. There were that many in the East End alone for it's last hurrah in 2014 v Crewe (total attendance that day: 14, 477). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 And can somebody remind them how long they have been a Football League club - Three and a half years isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 hour ago, myol'man said: Top four of all time; 3,200 for the final game at Eastville Relegated from the football league. Avoiding relegation from the football league thanks to Hitler Selling Eastville to the dog racing company and pocketing the cash. Typo, 3,576 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 Have the bestest away following. Spoke about in the same breath as some of the biggest clubs in England. Sold out there away trip at Burton . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Oil Services Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 I particularly enjoyed their prowed moment. Making Rovers prowed. Gas prowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 2 hours ago, 22A said: Technical point. The Americans consider one billion to be 1,000 million. In UK financial accounting, one billion is a million million. I think it is now the same in both countries, i.e. 1,000 million. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 There’s nothing Tinpot or funny about the Gas.... 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohbasso Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Bristol Rob said: Hasn't been mentioned in a while, but... who can forget one of the deluded claiming - on relegation from League One - that they would be the... Barcelona of League Two. There are, of course, two teams in Barcelona. The one everyone knows and the other, RCD Espanyol. I can understand why Rovers want to associate themselves with RCD, as the club hold a record that no other La Liga team can claim. Espanyol has played more La Liga seasons without winning a league title than any other team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 Their invention of English Football League Division 5. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 There is also the fact they seem to relish that Matt Taylor (cost, 300k - less than a Tilson) hasn't been as prolific in the Championship. Despite this, he has scored more goals from a limited number of starts that the replacement they signed for more money. Unlucky da shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 18 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Their invention of English Football League Division 5. As the scousers would say, dey do do dat dont dey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 44 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: There’s nothing Tinpot or funny about the Gas.... That genuinely looks like nothing so much as my local tip. I particularly like the way that they have reused the sign from somewhere else (see slots for fittings) and not even bothered to attempt to mount it on what looks like a Portakabin, as I hesitate to call it a building, but just stood it on the floor instead. I would call it amateurish but its plumbing new depths below that. Shambolic maybe. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: There’s nothing Tinpot or funny about the Gas.... Why does the sign even say ‘Matchday Club Shop’ then ‘Bristol Rovers ‘ Who else’s club shop could it possibly be that it needs pointing out?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinMan's left peg Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 I know a lot of people want them to go out of business but I’d really miss the constant stream of hilarity they give us. You never know what they’re going to come up with next ! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glen humphries Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 hour ago, pongo88 said: There are, of course, two teams in Barcelona. The one everyone knows and the other, RCD Espanyol. I can understand why Rovers want to associate themselves with RCD, as the club hold a record that no other La Liga team can claim. Espanyol has played more La Liga seasons without winning a league title than any other team. Think Girona are classed as a Barca team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glen humphries Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 hour ago, pongo88 said: There are, of course, two teams in Barcelona. The one everyone knows and the other, RCD Espanyol. I can understand why Rovers want to associate themselves with RCD, as the club hold a record that no other La Liga team can claim. Espanyol has played more La Liga seasons without winning a league title than any other team. 3 minutes ago, glen humphries said: Think Girona are classed as a Barca team. Sorry pongo there a Catalan team not far from Barcelona, my mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, glen humphries said: Sorry pongo there a Catalan team not far from Barcelona, my mistake. Haven’t they ‘partnered’ up with probably the least successful and scummiest team based in the Barcelona region, FC Sabadell? I believe these no-hopers also don da famous blue and white quarterz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Oil Services Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: There’s nothing Tinpot or funny about the Gas.... I think the "Steptoe & Son" theme tune might complement this rather well 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Harry said: Why does the sign even say ‘Matchday Club Shop’ then ‘Bristol Rovers ‘ Who else’s club shop could it possibly be that it needs pointing out?? I can only imagine it`s for the benefit of visiting supporters who, upon seeing it have been heard to remark `That can`t be it can it? It must be a shop for some parks side or other - it`s never one for a league club.` I can`t imagine what comments there would be once they walk a little further and are confronted by Santa`s Grotto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 8 hours ago, RedLionLad said: This makes me laugh more and more every time... THAT, if I may say so, Is A Many Splendored Thing..... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red7 Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Gazred said: As the scousers would say, dey do do dat dont dey. Or, as the Germans would say: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyna Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 11 hours ago, MC26 said: Twitter peaking on Matty Taylor transfer day. Even the crap jokes about it were funny. https://www.captiongenerator.com/338652/Laughing-at-Matt-Taylor-transfer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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