BS4 on Tour... Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Dolman Block B said: Cried with laughter and pinched this. Had to share...... WARNING!! If you receive an email with the subject line; "Two free tickets for BRISTOL ROVERS next home game" DONT OPEN IT!!!!!!! It contains two free tickets for BRISTOL ROVERS next home game!!!!! I wouldn’t have opened it due to the numerous ‘apostrophe’ errors anyway! I’ve seen this one doing the rounds over the last week but it was for Scotland not da gas.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted October 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Red Right Hand said: It cost an extra twenty quid at the signwriters if they went over four words and their budget just wouldn`t stretch to that. Please keep off that pitch? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukneil Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Red Right Hand said: It cost an extra twenty quid at the signwriters if they went over four words and their budget just wouldn`t stretch to that. The cheap bastards probably half inched it from the last ground up north they played at... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 2 hours ago, slartibartfast said: Look what happened to that sitting Tory MP tart (name escapes me ) who got into bed with the sags..................gone !! That would be the well known media-whore Charlotte Leslie, caught fiddling her expenses amongst many other things ... her and the sags were well matched 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natchfever Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 15 hours ago, Port Said Red said: It's not like he's a supporter is it? He will be down the Gate as well I am sure for and at SGS for the Basketball etc, he's a politician, they all do it. He is a gashed so shouldn't enjoy any freebies down AG. He is also a *** like most politicians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red7 Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 11 hours ago, BCFC11 said: Always said that place attracted *****. I was brought up to believe that wherever R*vers were squatting at the time was full of s**t, c**** and w*****s. I see no reason to change that view. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Moron Rees and the gAss really do deserve each other. MR and Wally are both so utterly deluded that they were probably discussing where to put the MemStad Underground station. Meanwhile, in BS3 with actual plans and money, we just quietly go about our business. The gap just gets bigger and bigger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Red7 said: I was brought up to believe that wherever R*vers were squatting at the time was full of s**t, c**** and w*****s. I see no reason to change that view. Sounds like a dodgy early home life then.... despite that you thrived and went on to join the Red Arrows as a pilot I see.. Who'd have thunk it? Edited October 18, 2018 by WhistleHappy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 (edited) 9 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: That would be the well known media-whore Charlotte Leslie, caught fiddling her expenses amongst many other things ... her and the sags were well matched "The MP for Bristol North West is facing an official investigation for breaking rules over disclosing donations. Charlotte Leslie has apologised to the House of Commons for failing to register donations of £28,000 made to her local Conservative association." "The error in not declaring "comprised eight donations" dating from the year before her election in 2010 to August last year." Edited October 18, 2018 by Unan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red7 Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 1 hour ago, WhistleHappy said: Sounds like a dodgy early home life then.... It may appear that way...but I can assure you it was based on facts rather than Sag logic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Unan said: "The MP for Bristol North West is facing an official investigation for breaking rules over disclosing donations. Charlotte Leslie has apologised to the House of Commons for failing to register donations of £28,000 made to her local Conservative association." "The error in not declaring "comprised eight donations" dating from the year before her election in 2010 to August last year." There's proof.....you just cannot polish a turd 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Politician attends local event, in other news water is wet and grass is green why anyone care what that idiot or that corrupt mp does is beyond me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 37 minutes ago, Monkeh said: Politician attends local event, in other news water is wet and grass is green why anyone care what that idiot or that corrupt mp does is beyond me Because he was 'gutted' about the gas losing in injury time when the vast majority of Bristolians were laughing and celebrating. What could be more out touch with the local populace than that? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 On 16/10/2018 at 21:26, BS4 on Tour... said: Which one?! There's only one Andy Tilson , one Andy Tilson . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 20 hours ago, Bazooka Joe said: Thanks for pointing that out. Unfortunately they'll struggle to fathom out where to insert the word "the" When they amend it, the sign will probably say "Please keep the off pitch" Then you'd have to add **** . Please keep the **** off the pitch . and an additional ' the ' I'll have a consonant please . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS3City Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 20 hours ago, Highburnred said: please keep off pitch, do they know that “the” should be in that sentence Typical Sag level of thickness, I would've thought they'd be encouraging people onto the pitch! "Bring yer boots, cos you can't be any worse than what we've already got"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 What are you predictions for this weekend? A) 90+1 B) 90+2 C) 90+3 D) 90+4 E) Doesn't matter as they have already been humiliated within the 90 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesBCFC Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 30 minutes ago, RedLionLad said: What are you predictions for this weekend? A) 90+1 B) 90+2 C) 90+3 D) 90+4 E) Doesn't matter as they have already been humiliated within the 90 E, regardless of the result 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 36 minutes ago, RedLionLad said: What are you predictions for this weekend? A) 90+1 B) 90+2 C) 90+3 D) 90+4 E) Doesn't matter as they have already been humiliated within the 90 Jamie Mackie to score the winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityal Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Also don't forget their game will undoubtedly be a sell out, as on their forum they were trying to drum up support to show us which club has the best supporters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Popodopolous Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 (edited) 23 hours ago, Ska Junkie said: I'm pretty sure I've heard previously he's a methane snorter. Luckily, I live in South Glos so don't have to put up with the muppet and his hair brained schemes. Gas b**t*rd!! Gotta say- for sake of balance, I;m no fan of Rees but there is this so-called Metro Mayor- elected in no small part by South Gloucs as he did well there. What's he done for the region in his first year? Not much, by the looks of it- Tim Bowles. Still, I think Rees wins the most useless Mayor prize to date- shame the cost is for 2 when 1 useless regional/senior mayor would suffice. Edited October 18, 2018 by Mr Popodopolous 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 23 hours ago, Highburnred said: Or it’s a message for the fans to sing out of tune Surely it’s a personal message to Tom Nicholls..?! 23 hours ago, Highburnred said: Or it’s a message for the fans to sing out of tune Surely it’s a personal message to Tom Nicholls..?! 23 hours ago, Highburnred said: Or it’s a message for the fans to sing out of tune Surely it’s a personal message to Tom Nicholls..?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 18 hours ago, BobbyC said: That was a good crack that day..:laugh:. I had to plead not guilty (previous) so caught the train back up for the hearing at 10.30 and arrived at 3pm..They had to drag the judge back but fair play he found me not guilty....fool. On the way back i lost my ticket and somehow ended up in paddington station at midnight,I waited until 3pm and jumped on the paper train to temple meads and then got nicked again for no ticket. My younger brother was on that coach so i told him to pretend he was deaf and they fell for it and let him go..mugs I miss those days! I tried staying out of things as I was bound over at the time, got nicked anyway and fined £50 with £5 costs, the highest there at the time, all because I refused to trust the justice system with a coppers word against mine. To be honest, the second coach trip back to court was worse than the football trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelbcfc Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 33 minutes ago, Rich said: I tried staying out of things as I was bound over at the time, got nicked anyway and fined £50 with £5 costs, the highest there at the time, all because I refused to trust the justice system with a coppers word against mine. To be honest, the second coach trip back to court was worse than the football trip. I would of locked you up and thrown away the key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said: Surely it’s a personal message to Tom Nicholls..?! Surely it’s a personal message to Tom Nicholls..?! Surely it’s a personal message to Tom Nicholls..?! Say again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 3 hours ago, RedLionLad said: What are you predictions for this weekend? A) 90+1 B) 90+2 C) 90+3 D) 90+4 E) Doesn't matter as they have already been humiliated within the 90 All of the above hopefully happen, and to add to their disgrace, all the tents collapse amidst the weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 18 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: That would be the well known media-whore Charlotte Leslie, caught fiddling her expenses amongst many other things ... her and the sags were well matched The Gash.... the Gash.... we gotta get rid of the Gash! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Bazooka Joe said: The Gash.... the Gash.... we gotta get rid of the Gash! Pretty sure neither of them have a gash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, BCFC11 said: Pretty sure neither of them have a gash. Looks like she has gone 15 rounds with Tyson Fury at one time ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 41 minutes ago, slartibartfast said: Looks like she has gone 15 rounds with Tyson Fury at one time ! Looks like Robert Sugden off Emmerdale, wtf is that pic all about in the Swimsuit? He/She auditioning for Baywatch??? My poor eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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