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1 hour ago, RED4LIFE said:

Yep, Wally bought him an Amazon Echo in the January sales.

Alexa, why can't Nicholls hit a cow's arse with a banjo? Alexa, why have I got a tramp playing in midfield? Etc, etc.

Haha love it.

If anyone has got one of these can you please ask the questions above and also 'why are Bristol Rovers so ******* shite' and does 'Darrell Clarke tug off dogs' and get back with the answers.

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2 hours ago, RED4LIFE said:

Yep, Wally bought him an Amazon Echo in the January sales.

Alexa, why can't Nicholls hit a cow's arse with a banjo? Alexa, why have I got a tramp playing in midfield? Etc, etc.

Alexa: i'm sorry, i don't recognise the team you are describing. Only Bristol City play in Bristol. There is only one team in Bristol.

Wally; this gadget must be broken, now where's that market trader receipt i forged?

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5 hours ago, walshys shuffle said:

Is the new boss getting a assistant? Or is it 2 jobs for 1 wage as is the usual state of affairs.TCO(the cheap option).

Is`nt that why Yates left?

They've effectively saved two wages in DC and MS, less any compensation they might have paid DC. So, this is a money saving exercise, that'll go hand in hand to stave off administration this season, with the hope that they'll sell a few early bird STs to allow continuation of trading. They are muddling along with no long term plan, other than the one to win this months lottery.

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22 hours ago, TwoSheds said:

Heard on the news tonight spurs biggest away win 7-0 away at tranmere in fa cup. Biggest home win against the sags 9.0 in the 77/78 season just had to watch its on YouTube 

They beat Crewe 13-2 at home in the cup, so I guess the absolutely fantastic 9-0 stuffing of the sags was their record league win at home...always worth a watch! 

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Football fans are football fans... and at the end of the day and as corny as it sounds, we are a bit of a family and do share loads in common (think of the people you know who aren't interested in football in the slightest, I know I find them hard work)

Hey, imagine you were never interested in football , fancy a life like that anyone? **** me, no way thank you

104 blimey !  RIP Kitty

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10 hours ago, GlastonburyRed said:

Fairplay to this Gashead, an amazing innings - RIP. 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-46768687

Yes, I would agree still attending games at that marvellous age. Although it’s disappointing to see on the tribute thread on their forum it has snipes at City, which I consider to be in poor taste considering the circumstances.

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15 minutes ago, East End Old Boy said:

Yes, I would agree still attending games at that marvellous age. Although it’s disappointing to see on the tribute thread on their forum it has snipes at City, which I consider to be in poor taste considering the circumstances.

Can't help themselves can they!

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14 minutes ago, East End Old Boy said:

Yes, I would agree still attending games at that marvellous age. Although it’s disappointing to see on the tribute thread on their forum it has snipes at City, which I consider to be in poor taste considering the circumstances.

They can`t help themselves, their bitterness is all - consuming.

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2 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Well I would like to wish Mr Cockman the same amount of success as I have wish all other Gas Managers.

None whosoever. 

Really? I usually like the ones that offer them just a little bit of hope, only to see it taken away from them as they hurtle down the cliff face. :)

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2 hours ago, Wanderingred said:

We almost signed Graham Coughlin in the Tinnion era, but he.snubbed us at the last minute to join Sheffield Wednesday.

Yeah, I talked to Tins about it, everything sorted out, just the fitness test and his Mrs went into Labour, got a call from Sturrock and chose Wednesday instead. 

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