Howdy folks! It's the Watford FC tonight in the Crapabao Cup and after the absolute fiasco of the draw (Are we home? Are we away? Are we Neighbours?), we finally get to proceed to the actual match. Turns out we are away after all. John Salako has been banned from every TV studio in the land. The dozy pillock. I'm going to try and emulate a little more fact work into my thread today. I'm no Hav but I'm taking inspiration so please bear with. S