Septic Peg Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Good morrow fine gentlemens and maidens. The MOTM curse has struck, the unbeaten run is over and Wickes have organised a BOGOF on Crown tins of matt emulsion... Today is the 3rd premiership side we have faced this season and aim to be the first to actually give us a pasting as per the unwritten rule. Watford and Stoke both tried and failed. It's time for Palace to have a pop. Crystal Palace is based in Croydon, a 'saff Landan' shithole and they are no novices to the Ashton Gate crowd. One of our most famous games included "that goal" and earned Mr Warnock his title as Colin and the second most hated opposition manager (after everyone's favourite sad gashead bastard)... Warnock is no more and instead, current chief in town is City and England reject Roy Hodgson. After only taking the reins a month ago, he is still bedding down and trying to salvage something from Palace's worst start in the Prem for years, so chances are Roy will be resting key players like Sakho and Zaha and instead will be playing fringe 1st team players and reserves... that old adage "concentrate on the league" will be heard from LJ or Roy tonight I can guarantee. Palace can't be all that bad though as that bought Bolasie off us and flogged him high, giving us a nice little bonus which is always helpful. A short and sweet one today for me folks. Which is also how I feel the game will go. With Korey and Bakes out til Saturday - unless Pisano gets a shout, move Bails back to CB and shove as much Burger King down Patto's throat and chuck him on the pitch - I feel our cup run will come to an end this evening. Head says loss. Heart says draw and anyone's guess on pens (FRANKIE GOAL GIF???) Also don't forget it's ABBA... On this note, I will leave you with the words of gashead superfan Mark Watkins. Good night and come on you Reds. P.s. Snakes don't have noses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 will be listening from the big smoke…hope it's a good game. If MT plays, I hope he doesn't get sent off… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesBCFC Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 My record this season. 2 cup games, 7 goals for, 0 goals against. 1 league game, 0 goals for, 3 goals against. Planning on going tonight, but better stay away from league matches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Taking my girlfriend for her first game. Hope the lads don't put her off for life! A close 2-1 win to City for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EstoniaTallinnRed Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Will be listening as always, although full time is passed my usual bedtime, being an old man. Hoping for a clear win, obviously, but it will all depend on LJ's team selection and which team wants it more than the other, hopefully Woy will be more concerned with Prem survival than a place in the final and put out a lot of reserves. Still I expect a hard game and a win or loss by the odd goal, hope it doesn't go to penalties as that will mean a later night for me. Speak to you all later, a 21.45 KO here. COYR's!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tom said: Taking my girlfriend for her first game. Hope the lads don't put her off for life! A tight 2-1 win to City for me. Was stood on Parson Street with this bloke who'd obviously taken his girlfriend to the Leeds game, and she claimed that the only thing she'd learned is that "City are shit". They learn quick now eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Head and heart says 8-0 drubbing and first on Football Italia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesBCFC Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, ZiderEyed said: Head and heart says 8-0 drubbing and first on Football Italia. Who scores and what times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 36 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: Good morrow fine gentlemens and maidens. The MOTM curse has struck, the unbeaten run is over and Wickes have organised a BOGOF on Crown tins of matt emulsion... Today is the 3rd premiership side we have faced this season and aim to be the first to actually give us a pasting as per the unwritten rule. Watford and Stoke both tried and failed. It's time for Palace to have a pop. Crystal Palace is based in Croydon, a 'saff Landan' shithole and they are no novices to the Ashton Gate crowd. One of our most famous games included "that goal" and earned Mr Warnock his title as Colin and the second most hated opposition manager (after everyone's favourite sad gashead bastard)... Warnock is no more and instead, current chief in town is City and England reject Roy Hodgson. After only taking the reins a month ago, he is still bedding down and trying to salvage something from Palace's worst start in the Prem for years, so chances are Roy will be resting key players like Sakho and Zaha and instead will be playing fringe 1st team players and reserves... that old adage "concentrate on the league" will be heard from LJ or Roy tonight I can guarantee. Palace can't be all that bad though as that bought Bolasie off us and flogged him high, giving us a nice little bonus which is always helpful. A short and sweet one today for me folks. Which is also how I feel the game will go. With Korey and Bakes out til Saturday - unless Pisano gets a shout, move Bails back to CB and shove as much Burger King down Patto's throat and chuck him on the pitch - I feel our cup run will come to an end this evening. Head says loss. Heart says draw and anyone's guess on pens (FRANKIE GOAL GIF???) Also don't forget it's ABBA... On this note, I will leave you with the words of gashead superfan Mark Watkins. Good night and come on you Reds. P.s. Snakes don't have noses... Matt Émulsion is awful . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 11 minutes ago, Tom said: Taking my girlfriend for her first game. Hope the lads don't put her off for life! A close 2-1 win to City for me. You sure know how to treat a lady . Good on you . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: You sure know how to treat a lady . Good on you . Slap up meal in KFC before the game? ..she’ll be putty in your hands ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, JamesBCFC said: Who scores and what times? Arnold Garita scores a double perfect hat-trick, and then the Atyeo statue comes on as a sub for Bobby and scores an overhead kick so impressive the ref awards us 2 goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 25 minutes ago, Tom said: Taking my girlfriend for her first game. Hope the lads don't put her off for life! A close 2-1 win to City for me. Good for you, Tom. You know how to show a girl a good time…let's hope the lads don't let you down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, exAtyeoMax said: Good for you, Tom. You know how to show a girl a good time…let's hope the lads don't let you down She's a fan of Bristol Rugby and she's going out with me so she's already primed for disappointment . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Croydon - the armpit of the South. And I'm taking that description from a friend of mine who lives there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shtanley Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Just now, Red-Robbo said: Croydon - the armpit of the South. And I'm taking that description from a friend of mine who lives there. The armpit of the south is the crotch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Just now, Shtanley said: The armpit of the south is the crotch I didn't want to go that low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 57 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said: Croydon - the armpit of the South. And I'm taking that description from a friend of mine who lives there. Cesspit more like. Horrible area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy bedlock Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 You'd be better taking her up the ARSENAL ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 16 minutes ago, BanburyRed said: Cesspit more like. Horrible area. True story: I once worked with a bloke called Cecil Pitt. We never abbreviated his forename. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoons Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 So if city win tonight and get into the quarter final draw their name will be pulled out by ... PHIL TUFFNEL and MATT DAWSON!! i kid you not, the carabo cup farce continues!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Spoons said: So if city win tonight and get into the quarter final draw their name will be pulled out by ... PHIL TUFFNEL and MATT DAWSON!! i kid you not, the carabo cup farce continues!! Why not ? Two football men of the highest order . Matt Dawson was great as the baby in Reeves and Mortimer . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Has anyone seen, tried or attempted to buy a Carabao energy drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Bristol Rob said: Has anyone seen, tried or attempted to buy a Carabao energy drink? Being a traditionalist, I'm sticking with milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesBCFC Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: Has anyone seen, tried or attempted to buy a Carabao energy drink? No but I did see this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: Has anyone seen, tried or attempted to buy a Carabao energy drink? It's absolutely ******* horrible. Can't word that strongly enough. ****, ****, **** ******* rancid vile drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 16 minutes ago, One Team In Keynsham said: Being a traditionalist, I'm sticking with milk. He's a baby . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesBCFC Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 14 minutes ago, ZiderEyed said: It's absolutely ******* horrible. Can't word that strongly enough. ****, ****, **** ******* rancid vile drink. Don't sit on the fence, say what you really think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesBCFC Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Ah balls. No longer going to the game tonight. Volunteering at FEAR Avon Valley (**** it, may as well plug it while I'm here). It's a Halloween event with a handful of horror mazes. One of them has been kept so secret that I've been volunteering down there for a couple of weeks and have no idea what the maze is like. If anyone goes to it at any point, feel free to send me a PM and I'll try and get 5 mins off to buy you a pint if I'm there that night.(limited offer!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up The City! Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 1 hour ago, JamesBCFC said: Ah balls. No longer going to the game tonight. Volunteering at FEAR Avon Valley (**** it, may as well plug it while I'm here). It's a Halloween event with a handful of horror mazes. One of them has been kept so secret that I've been volunteering down there for a couple of weeks and have no idea what the maze is like. If anyone goes to it at any point, feel free to send me a PM and I'll try and get 5 mins off to buy you a pint if I'm there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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