The Constant Rabbit Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 1) Don't think it's a really good idea to pull an all-nighter and rock up at one of Australia's biggest casino's at 5am to watch the game live. 2) Don't go with your wife and a few friends and team up with some lads from Devon who decide to support City because they don't like Northerners 3) Don't consume everything you can drink or imbibe on 4) Don't watch it in the same area as a bunch of lads from Sheffield on a stag do to Australia 5) Don't laugh like a lunatic when City score after they should be 4-0 up 6) Don't get lippy when they equalise 7) Don't call them filthy Northern Monkeys when Korey nearly got his leg broken 8) Don't go mental when Flinty scores with minutes to go 9) Don't remind said lads from Sheffield they are still dirty Northern Monkeys when you win 10) Don't tell your missus the only chance she has of getting laid is by wearing an Aden Flint mask. If you follow the above advice, you won't wake up 10 hrs later with a black eye, and a wife who is now withholding any bedroom fun for at least a month. Just a tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, SX227 said: 1) Don't think it's a really good idea to pull an all-nighter and rock up at one of Australia's biggest casino's at 5am to watch the game live. 2) Don't go with your wife and a few friends and team up with some lads from Devon who decide to support City because they don't like Northerners 3) Don't consume everything you can drink or imbibe on 4) Don't watch it in the same area as a bunch of lads from Sheffield on a stag do to Australia 5) Don't laugh like a lunatic when City score after they should be 4-0 up 6) Don't get lippy when they equalise 7) Don't call them filthy Northern Monkeys when Korey nearly got his leg broken 8) Don't go mental when Flinty scores with minutes to go 9) Don't remind said lads from Sheffield they are still dirty Northern Monkeys when you win 10) Don't tell your missus the only chance she has of getting laid is by wearing an Aden Flint mask. If you follow the above advice, you won't wake up 10 hrs later with a black eye, and a wife who is now withholding any bedroom fun for at least a month. Just a tip. Was it worth it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 10 minutes ago, SX227 said: 1) Don't think it's a really good idea to pull an all-nighter and rock up at one of Australia's biggest casino's at 5am to watch the game live. 2) Don't go with your wife and a few friends and team up with some lads from Devon who decide to support City because they don't like Northerners 3) Don't consume everything you can drink or imbibe on 4) Don't watch it in the same area as a bunch of lads from Sheffield on a stag do to Australia 5) Don't laugh like a lunatic when City score after they should be 4-0 up 6) Don't get lippy when they equalise 7) Don't call them filthy Northern Monkeys when Korey nearly got his leg broken 8) Don't go mental when Flinty scores with minutes to go 9) Don't remind said lads from Sheffield they are still dirty Northern Monkeys when you win 10) Don't tell your missus the only chance she has of getting laid is by wearing an Aden Flint mask. If you follow the above advice, you won't wake up 10 hrs later with a black eye, and a wife who is now withholding any bedroom fun for at least a month. Just a tip. Jupiters ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiled Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 Who goes on a stag do to Australia? I remember when Blackpool was considered fancy-pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoxton casual Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 17 yr old Son off school for two days wirh nasty cold and fever. Drags himself out of bed to watch it on the sofa. Punch him soo hard in the chest, after that thing of beauty called Pato's goal, that he starts coughing for 10 minutes. Love the Oz story. Pure class mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Constant Rabbit Posted December 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 13 hours ago, Red Army 75 said: Was it worth it though At the time yes - apparently my wife and I differ on what constitutes a 'top night out' 13 hours ago, BigTone said: Jupiters ? Crown, Melbourne I'm calling it a draw with Sheffield lads........ although some judges might have scored it a lot differently in their favour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 Outstanding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erithacus Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 There are various ways to define a true fanatic. You, Sir, are a particularly good example and I commend you to the house. When no woman can break or fill your heart like football, no ale can leave you so ecstatic or so low, no injury hurt like the pains of football nor the gush of pride then you will have become a true fanatic. Welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pillred Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 15 hours ago, SX227 said: 1) Don't think it's a really good idea to pull an all-nighter and rock up at one of Australia's biggest casino's at 5am to watch the game live. 2) Don't go with your wife and a few friends and team up with some lads from Devon who decide to support City because they don't like Northerners 3) Don't consume everything you can drink or imbibe on 4) Don't watch it in the same area as a bunch of lads from Sheffield on a stag do to Australia 5) Don't laugh like a lunatic when City score after they should be 4-0 up 6) Don't get lippy when they equalise 7) Don't call them filthy Northern Monkeys when Korey nearly got his leg broken 8) Don't go mental when Flinty scores with minutes to go 9) Don't remind said lads from Sheffield they are still dirty Northern Monkeys when you win 10) Don't tell your missus the only chance she has of getting laid is by wearing an Aden Flint mask. If you follow the above advice, you won't wake up 10 hrs later with a black eye, and a wife who is now withholding any bedroom fun for at least a month. Just a tip. been there done that bought the t shirt, we never learn do we, hope it was worth it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 On 09/12/2017 at 09:46, Xiled said: Who goes on a stag do to Australia? I remember when Blackpool was considered fancy-pants. Just for the weekend, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 Thought about having a stag do in Australia, but it was too deer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepton red Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 9 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said: Thought about having a stag do in Australia, but it was too deer. It is a lot of doe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 37 minutes ago, shepton red said: It is a lot of doe I nearly had a hart attack, when I saw the prices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocking Red Cyril Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 On 12/9/2017 at 08:35, SX227 said: 1) Don't think it's a really good idea to pull an all-nighter and rock up at one of Australia's biggest casino's at 5am to watch the game live. 2) Don't go with your wife and a few friends and team up with some lads from Devon who decide to support City because they don't like Northerners 3) Don't consume everything you can drink or imbibe on 4) Don't watch it in the same area as a bunch of lads from Sheffield on a stag do to Australia 5) Don't laugh like a lunatic when City score after they should be 4-0 up 6) Don't get lippy when they equalise 7) Don't call them filthy Northern Monkeys when Korey nearly got his leg broken 8) Don't go mental when Flinty scores with minutes to go 9) Don't remind said lads from Sheffield they are still dirty Northern Monkeys when you win 10) Don't tell your missus the only chance she has of getting laid is by wearing an Aden Flint mask. If you follow the above advice, you won't wake up 10 hrs later with a black eye, and a wife who is now withholding any bedroom fun for at least a month. Just a tip. nice going but do feel you got out of sync a bit. Never involve football, alcohol and the wife together. just asking for trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candygram for mongo Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 On 9 December 2017 at 22:38, SX227 said: At the time yes - apparently my wife and I differ on what constitutes a 'top night out' Crown, Melbourne I'm calling it a draw with Sheffield lads........ although some judges might have scored it a lot differently in their favour! I'm watching the Man Utd game in there, I will follow your advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSSEL85 Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 I read the last bit as "Just the tip" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Constant Rabbit Posted December 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 11 hours ago, candygram for mongo said: I'm watching the Man Utd game in there, I will follow your advice. Hey if I can swing work - maybe meet up - any other City fans wanna do that? I'll have to get some time off and that will be hard at that time of the year tbh - just a thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 1 hour ago, SX227 said: Hey if I can swing work - maybe meet up - any other City fans wanna do that? I'll have to get some time off and that will be hard at that time of the year tbh - just a thought! Are you Santa..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 8 hours ago, Bar BS3 said: Are you Santa..? Well we do know Santa is a red! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candygram for mongo Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 13 hours ago, SX227 said: Hey if I can swing work - maybe meet up - any other City fans wanna do that? I'll have to get some time off and that will be hard at that time of the year tbh - just a thought! Yes mate, there will be at least 4 of us there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Constant Rabbit Posted December 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Sweet - perhaps pm nearer the time - I'll behave honestly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 On 12/10/2017 at 11:17, wendyredredrobin said: Thought about having a stag do in Australia, but it was too deer. It would get you out of a rut though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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