Bristol Rob Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 How's Bailey Wright and when do you expect to see him back in action? "Bailey's doing okay. He had a good running session yesterday - strangely enough he did his back putting his pants on. I'm not sure if that can go out live on air but that was how he got the injury and since then he's been very stiff. Are they training for the new season or on a romantic break? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted July 20, 2018 Admin Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 I guess when it was said it was said as something humerous rather than offence meant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee dog Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 I think the issue here is what was he doing before he put his pants on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddogkev Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 The thing is with Bailey Wright he has a very unusual method of trying to put his pants on. A former Preston buddy told me Bailey used to stretch his pants out and fasten them between two chair legs and then try to somersault into them, occasionally hurting his back in the process. It is odd, but hey, that's the modern footballer for you. This is also the reason he missed his world cup place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 Surely sometimes we've all got stiff after pulling our pants on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted July 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 Just now, Rudolf Hucker said: Surely sometimes we've all got stiff after pulling our pants on? We bow to your knowledge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Surely sometimes we've all got stiff after pulling our pants on? I'm sure that doesn't apply to you Rudolf you're stiff 24/7 Trying to get your pants off when stiff, can sometimes twang a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 That new keeper Stiff’un should fit right in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 49 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Surely sometimes we've all got stiff after pulling our pants on? I thought yours were fastened with Velcro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
numbeast Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 If you think those comments were disgusting then I'd say you are a very sensitive person. It was a lighthearted comment that may or may not be true. Say it is true is there any real difference between that and saying Louis Carey injured himself on a barbecue? Poor humour isn't a crime as far as I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted July 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 1 minute ago, numbeast said: If you think those comments were disgusting then I'd say you are a very sensitive person. It was a lighthearted comment that may or may not be true. Say it is true is there any real difference between that and saying Louis Carey injured himself on a barbecue? Poor humour isn't a crime as far as I know. Do you get invited to many parties? You sound like a lot of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
numbeast Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 I'm surprised you do given your puritan views. Just as an aside isn't it you with the humour by-pass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Bristol Rob said: Do you get invited to many parties? You sound like a lot of fun. Every party has one though, don’t they. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 He's big and he's ******* hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 2 hours ago, NOTBLUE said: I thought yours were fastened with Velcro. He doesn't wear any - saves time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Surely sometimes we've all got stiff after pulling our pants on? My memory tells me that the stiffness had usually gone by the time I put my pants back on. Mrs Downend tells me that she remembers that the stiffness had gone by the time I took them off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 4 hours ago, Sniper said: I'm sure that doesn't apply to you Rudolf you're stiff 24/7 Trying to get your pants off when stiff, can sometimes twang a bit. I doubt Rudolf bothers putting them back on TBH Sniper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 3 hours ago, numbeast said: If you think those comments were disgusting then I'd say you are a very sensitive person. It was a lighthearted comment that may or may not be true. Say it is true is there any real difference between that and saying Louis Carey injured himself on a barbecue? Poor humour isn't a crime as far as I know. I think this one has passed you by mate. It’s not serious. It’s supposed to be an attempt at humour. The humour may not be to your taste, but it’s an attempt at it nevertheless. ps - @Bristol Rob is about as funny as Schindler’s List! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted July 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Harry said: I think this one has passed you by mate. It’s not serious. It’s supposed to be an attempt at humour. The humour may not be to your taste, but it’s an attempt at it nevertheless. ps - @Bristol Rob is about as funny as Schindler’s List! I hated that film Slim. It was described as a real 'box of tissues' movie. I only managed acts of self pleasure twice during it. And I'm still banned from Ciniworld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cider red Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 3 hours ago, numbeast said: If you think those comments were disgusting then I'd say you are a very sensitive person. It was a lighthearted comment that may or may not be true. Say it is true is there any real difference between that and saying Louis Carey injured himself on a barbecue? Poor humour isn't a crime as far as I know. Oh the irony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richwwtk Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 3 hours ago, numbeast said: I'm surprised you do given your puritan views. Just as an aside isn't it you with the humour by-pass? someone isn't getting it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted July 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, richwwtk said: someone isn't getting it..... Unlike @Rudolf Hucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 34 minutes ago, Harry said: I think this one has passed you by mate. It’s not serious. It’s supposed to be an attempt at humour. The humour may not be to your taste, but it’s an attempt at it nevertheless. ps - @Bristol Rob is about as funny as Schindler’s List! Planning on getting a bit Schindlers over the weekend, me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Toffee dog said: I think the issue here is what was he doing before he put his pants on? Maybe a "Half-Mast" situation ??.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 41 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: I hated that film Slim. It was described as a real 'box of tissues' movie. I only managed acts of self pleasure twice during it. And I'm still banned from Ciniworld. Clearly weren’t using the right brand of tissue. These nazi films require something much more right-wing than supermarket own brand. You need a Kleenex Ultra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 Expanding the topic. Let’s have everyone’s funniest efforts at completing the following sentence : @Bristol Rob is about as funny as ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjd Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Harry said: Expanding the topic. Let’s have everyone’s funniest efforts at completing the following sentence : @Bristol Rob is about as funny as ............. me getting a stiff at my age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Harry said: Expanding the topic. Let’s have everyone’s funniest efforts at completing the following sentence : @Bristol Rob is about as funny as ............. .....Robbored is altruistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Harry said: Expanding the topic. Let’s have everyone’s funniest efforts at completing the following sentence : @Bristol Rob is about as funny as ............. funny can get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italian dave Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, Harry said: Expanding the topic. Let’s have everyone’s funniest efforts at completing the following sentence : @Bristol Rob is about as funny as ............. pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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