Admin phantom Posted August 15, 2018 Admin Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 No sooner is one sportsman out of the headlines another takes his place! England rugby international Danny Cipriani has been charged with common assault after an incident at a Jersey nightclub. The Gloucester star was arrested in early hours of Wednesday on Mulcaster Street in St Helier. Police said he has been charged with common assault, larceny, assault on police, resisting arrest and being disorderly on licensed premises. The 30-year-old has been remanded in custody until a hearing on Thursday. Gloucester Rugby Club said they were "aware of the incident" and will make a further announcement in due course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 Bloody footballers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 One incident too many, having been recalled. That'll be the end of his international career now. Shame. Such a talented gifted player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 Not guilty all day long obviously, don't even waste money bringing this to court. In fact I have written to his legal team with a Grimm fairytale that he can use in his defence, as long as I can claim royalties. He stepped in to defend 2 aliens from the planet Zarg who were being offended by Jim Bergerac and the ghost of Charlie Hungerford after Diamante Lil had refused to serve them with anymore Romulan ale because they started imitating 2 gay men who were also in the bar, the 2 gay have since disappeared, he was later found to be looking up to the skies and talking to the lord our father Tom Cruise. What's not to believe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted August 16, 2018 Author Admin Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 Must be something in the air in Jersey, a member of the Harlequins backroom team has fallen out of a hotel window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 21 hours ago, BanburyRed said: Shame. Such a talented gifted player. and a complete knob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 Wugger buggery. Pints of piss and jolly japes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 9 hours ago, Juan Kerr said: Wugger buggery. Pints of piss and jolly japes. As opposed to the shocking scenes perpetrated by thugs and animals that shame our country if they were carried out by football fans? Bring back the birch I say (not for rugger fans obviously, that`s just high jinks) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 22 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: As opposed to the shocking scenes perpetrated by thugs and animals that shame our country if they were carried out by football fans? Bring back the birch I say (not for rugger fans obviously, that`s just high jinks) They would probably enjoy it, having been thrashed by their fags at Repton and Uppingham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midred Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 It seems a different world to the one us mere mortals inhabit. Doesn't matter what they do they can always be accommodated back into club and national teams. Bit like Ben Stokes being fast tracked back into the cricket team. Wouldn't you be really pissed off if you were the man of the match from the first test and were asked to step aside for Stokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 No wonder the youth of this country have no respect for the police or anybody nowadays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 On 17/08/2018 at 08:52, Juan Kerr said: jolly japes. I prefer stuffed olives myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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