It could be worse

[Esmond Million's Bung]

This is a very poorly google translated newspaper report (but you will get the drift) on why FC Lorient had to play a home game In Bordeaux some 500kilometres away last night.

The match of the 4th day of Ligue 2 between FC Lorient and Valenciennes will be held at the Atlantic Matmut of Bordeaux. The lawn of Moustoir, declared "impracticable" following the proliferation of a mushroom at the beginning of July, could not be treated with the holding of the Interceltic Festival of Lorient at the beginning of August.

FC Lorient will face Valenciennes in Bordeaux. Touched by a mushroom since the beginning of July then aggravated by the holding of the Interceltic Festival of Lorient at the beginning of August, the lawn of Moustoir was declared impractical not allowing to ensure "the security of the actors of the game ".

It is therefore in Bordeaux, in its Matmut Atlantique stadium, that the match of the 4th day of Ligue 2 will be held. This will take place on Friday, August 17 at 8 pm. Despite the request of Breton leaders, no supporter can come to support his team and the game will be held in camera.

As for the state of the Moustoir lawn, there are two options for the Lorient leaders, the press release says: plating a new lawn (complicated option) or re-sowing the tetrrain for the regrowth of a natural grass ( long option). A meeting should be held early next week to decide on the best option possible.

[Aizoon]

I've been touched by a mushroom. It was groovy

[swanker]

Or we could loose against QPR?

[AppyDAZE]

Mushrooms are kept in the dark and fed ***t

Sound familiar?

[BS4 on Tour...]

I used to socialise with a mushroom  - he was a fungi to be with....