Markman Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 Not bad!! Winner "Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day." Best of the rest The other jokes making the top ten were: "I had a job drilling holes for water - it was well boring" - Leo Kearse "I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed" - Olaf Falafel "In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me" - Daniel Audritt "What do colour blind people do when they are told to eat their greens?" - Flo and Joan "I've got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it's not easy. They keep moving the goalposts" - Darren Walsh "Trump said he'd build a wall but he hasn't even picked up a brick. He's just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY project" - Justin Moorhouse "I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it" - Adele Cliff "Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off?" - Alex Edelman "I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it's like this all the time" - Laura Lexx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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