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Chants Thread - Ideas (Merged)


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2 hours ago, Davefevs said:

I’d rather Jack - Reynolds Girls.

Gerard Lavin, Brian Mitchell, full backs from the past 

Id rather Jack, as our rightback

Nicky Hunt, Adam Matthews, we don’t want them back

Id rather Jack, as our rightback

I bet you were making some shapes when you were singing that.

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2 minutes ago, BigTone said:

Ooh ooh ooh ooh, another one:

Robboreds a long time fan

From the day that he was born

But every time he hears a chant

All he does is yawn

Part 2

Some think that he's a troll,

Some think he is a bore,

but what he says in his reply,

is "put me on ignore"

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Sorry all but my creative juices are flowing:

Robbored he knows his stuff

And often takes a punt

But everybody on the forum

Thinks that he's a ............. (Bollycocks my juices just dried up)

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3 hours ago, Davefevs said:

I’d rather Jack - Reynolds Girls.

Gerard Lavin, Brian Mitchell, full backs from the past 

Id rather Jack, as our rightback

Nicky Hunt, Adam Matthews, we don’t want them back

Id rather Jack, as our rightback

Thanks for that . Can’t get the stupid song out of my head now !

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3 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

Quick idea composed over a mug of caffeine 

not a songwriter but sure some could work on it

 

To ‘My ole mans a dustman ‘ ‘Tinman is a *****head’

 

 

Webster is our Centre half,

our Beckenbauer in Red 

 

Quality on either foot 

And ain’t bad with his head

 

He plays with Thomas Kalas

Our lynchpin at the back

 

And....whilst Kalas keeps the back door closed 

Webster will attack  ........

 

Ohhhhh......Webster is our....

 

Very good . Are you available for writing the British entry into Eurovision next year ?!

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To the tune of I just can’t get enough

Dadadadadadadada Tomas kalas, Dadadadadadadada Tomas Kalas.         His name is Kalas and he wears the famous red, I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough, When he blocks a shot or headers it away, I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough. He stops a goal and the the reds go wild, And I just cant seem to, Get enough, Kalas!  Dadadadadadadada Tomas Kalas, Dadadadadadadada Tomas Kalas...

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One I made up and posted many, many, years ago when I was originally Redskin on a forerunner to OTIB.  I can remember the first two verses but the last one i just made up now as I can remember original.   

To the tune of Dirty Old Town..

 

I met my love in BS3

Faithful and true, I'll always be.

And when I die, just bury me,

Down with my love in BS3.

 

Can't ask your father for your hand,

Family and friend don't understand,

A love for one, so cruel to me.

But love is blind in BS3

 

We been together all these years,

In times of joy and times of tears,

It's not the life that I dreamed of

But you'll always be, my one true love.  

 

.....city till I die, I'm city till I die....etc

 

Nice if we had a song about loving our team instead hating another one.  Shit, I must a ******* hippy now!!

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On 14/01/2019 at 21:42, AppyDAZE said:

Has Webster got anything. anyone? If ever a guy deserved a song/chant

Who the **** is Beck-en-bauer?

Who the **** is Beck-en-bauer?

Who the **** is Beck-en-bauer?

When we've got Ad-am Web-ster.

Most of the kids S82 will be wondering who the **** Beck-en-bauer is too.  Probably think it's just a style of Adidas trainer!!!

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I have just had one last ejaculation of my artistic juices..............

Robbored watches every week

Even when City play pants

The only thing to piss him off

Is when he hears our chants

 

....................... thank you and goodnight !! 

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22 hours ago, BigTone said:

I have just had one last ejaculation of my artistic juices..............

Robbored watches every week

Even when City play pants

The only thing to piss him off

Is when he hears our chants

 

....................... thank you and goodnight !! 

.....and the B Side could be:

Robbored’s a Dolman-ite, 

He’s really hard to annoy

But what really makes him angry

Is he just can’t hear the Tannoy....

(See you at the Q Awards!)

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3 minutes ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

.....and the B Side could be:

Robbored’s a Dolman-ite, 

He’s really hard to annoy

But what really makes him angry

Is he just can’t hear the Tannoy....

(See you at the Q Awards!)

.......And if he sees a gashead 

He won’t turn them away

He’ll drive this gashead and his mates down to Wembley Way 

        

      

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5 minutes ago, Lew-T said:

.......And if he sees a gashead 

He won’t turn them away

He’ll drive this gashead and his mates down to Wembley Way 

...he really loves the roverzzzzz

He’ll follow ‘til he’s dead

So let’s all change his username

To Robbo the gashead....

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4 minutes ago, Agard Days Night said:

BobBob’s a troll hunter

He hunts trolls every day

And if he disagrees with you

He’ll get you with his spray

 

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Is that a troll duo with your other sign in ID  !

 

weiiiiiirrrrrrdoooooo

:yes:

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