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Deserves its own thread I think as we need one for him desperately, come up with this...

Kalas is a shithead, 

He wears a red and white cap,

He could’ve signed for Rangers,

But he said no **** that....

He came to play for City in the famous red and white,

And when we get promoted,

We’ll sing this song all night.....

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

 

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1 hour ago, Gary Nanes said:

Deserves its own thread I think as we need one for him desperately, come up with this...

Kalas is a shithead, 

He wears a red and white cap,

He could’ve signed for Rangers,

But he said no **** that....

He came to play for City in the famous red and white,

And when we get promoted,

We’ll sing this song all night.....

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

 

Pretty sure it was the Vile club from Glasgow he turned down.

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1 hour ago, Gary Nanes said:

Deserves its own thread I think as we need one for him desperately, come up with this...

Kalas is a shithead, 

He wears a red and white cap,

He could’ve signed for Rangers,

But he said no **** that....

He came to play for City in the famous red and white,

And when we get promoted,

We’ll sing this song all night.....

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

 

That tune is only for one player.

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His Instagram is Kalato33 ... So maybe to the tune of 'Here We Go'...

Kalato

Kalato

Kalato.

Kalato

Kalato

Kalatooo-oh.

Kalato

Kalato

Kalato.

Kalatooo-oh

Ka-la-to!

Etc, etc.

 

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3 minutes ago, Gary Nanes said:

never gets sung anymore

Been sung for Baker, Leeds sing it for Jansson, Chelsea sang it for fabregas, arsenal sing it for Cech, Sheff United sing it for O’Connell and Leicester for Maguire. 

The list is endless...

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1 minute ago, JBFC II said:

Been sung for Baker, Leeds sing it for Jansson, Chelsea sang it for fabregas, arsenal sing it for Cech, Sheff United sing it for O’Connell and Leicester for Maguire. 

The list is endless...

I meant the Tinman song you utter dolt

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Just now, Gary Nanes said:

I meant the Tinman song you utter dolt

That’s a new one for you ?

Why would we sing a song about a retired player anyway (unless we’re 2-0 up v Crawley and it’s a bit boring...)

The song is seriously overused now, Kalas does need a song but it needs to be original, not something that is sung by every club in the country

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2 hours ago, Gary Nanes said:

is a shithead, 

No City fan/supporter should ever sing this, I thought only the G*s would take an insult and use it themselves. 

So many other songs, names , titles to use, not this

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4 minutes ago, 1960maaan said:

No City fan/supporter should ever sing this, I thought only the G*s would take an insult and use it themselves. 

So many other songs, names , titles to use, not this

Its used in an ironic sense. You’d hate supporting Leeds mate, they’re far more self deprecating than us.

7 minutes ago, JBFC II said:

That’s a new one for you ?

Why would we sing a song about a retired player anyway (unless we’re 2-0 up v Crawley and it’s a bit boring...)

The song is seriously overused now, Kalas does need a song but it needs to be original, not something that is sung by every club in the country

Come on then Paul Weller get your suggestions in...

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8 minutes ago, Gary Nanes said:

Its used in an ironic sense. You’d hate supporting Leeds mate, they’re far more self deprecating than us.

Come on then Paul Weller get your suggestions in...

As I said earlier I’m no songwriter.

I just think there should be better options out there than a song that’s sung by nearly every club in the country...

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To the tune of the animals went in two by two/when johnny comes marching home.

 

He wanted to be a ciderhead-
Kalas! Kalas!
An easy choice for me he said-
Kalas! kalas!
Fed up with being a training cone,
He made Ashton Gate his home.
Tomas kalas! Citys twentytwo!

 

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9 minutes ago, cider-manc said:

To the tune of the animals went in two by two/when johnny comes marching home.

 

He wanted to be a ciderhead-
Kalas! Kalas!
An easy choice for me he said-
Kalas! kalas!
Fed up with being a training cone,
He made Ashton Gate his home.
Tomas kalas! Citys twentytwo!

 

Fair play cider - I think that’s pretty decent

When people demand originality they seem to miss the point that if the actual tune is not familiar you have virtually nil chance of it catching in

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4 hours ago, Gary Nanes said:

Its used in an ironic sense. You’d hate supporting Leeds mate, they’re far more self deprecating than us.

Come on then Paul Weller get your suggestions in...

I did one earlier this season for Tomas Kalas / Town Called Malice....kinda rhymes.

1 hour ago, ColeCiderRed said:

He plays in red and white, 

He's f**kin dynamite, 

I'm feeling supersonic, 

Give me Sammie Szmodics.... 

Taaaaaaxxxxxxi!!! 

 

He's big, he's Czech he'll break your f-in neck, Tommy K, Tommy K. 

 

Kin ell.... Where is that taxi!!! 

Oi, Supersonic - that’s mine!!!  Ask @Woodsy

Its gotta bang, surely, so easy.

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3 minutes ago, Davefevs said:

I did one earlier this season for Tomas Kalas / Town Called Malice....kinda rhymes...

On The Jam theme - I still kinda like my suggestion for an Adam Webster chant earlier this year ... to the tune of That’s Entertainment...

”A superstar at the heart of our defence

Stole him from Suffolk and he has been immense

That’s Adam Webster, that’s Adam Webster ...”

... and that was just verse one ...??✌️?

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8 minutes ago, Davefevs said:

I did one earlier this season for Tomas Kalas / Town Called Malice....kinda rhymes.....

To all opposing strikers ...

You’d better stop dreaming of the quiet life cos it’s the one you’ll never know

and quit running for that runaway pass cause your rosy days are few

and stop apologising for the goals you never scored

cos your time is short and life is cruel

but you’ve just met the beast - it’s Tomas Kalas ...”

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23 minutes ago, Davefevs said:

I did one earlier this season for Tomas Kalas / Town Called Malice....kinda rhymes.

Oi, Supersonic - that’s mine!!!  Ask @Woodsy

Its gotta bang, surely, so easy.

Had a right good sesh today, Dave ?

The tune came on, I claimed it. I'm sorry ? #drunk

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18 minutes ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

To all opposing strikers ...

You’d better stop dreaming of the quiet life cos it’s the one you’ll never know

and quit running for that runaway pass cause your rosy days are few

and stop apologising for the goals you never scored

cos your time is short and life is cruel

but you’ve just met the beast - it’s Tomas Kalas ...”

Ba ba ba ba, baba bah, baba ba ba bahhh ohhh,

Tackle after tackle

clear after clear

our Czech defenders as cool as ice, he’ll leave your striker dead

Its Tomas Kalas, ooooh yeah.

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