Never to the dark side Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Always have this image of the FA Cup balls one third of the balls in the freezer just before they are placed on the tray on third of the balls warmed up just before they are placed on the tray and the others are left at room temperture ever notice how when they are trying to find the balls they are feeling them first? and don't even get me started about the ones that come into contact with sand paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 I prefer mine lightly toasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledAjax Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Never. Never, let your balls come into contact with sandpaper. That would be one hell of a rough interaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie andrews Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Your on form again John boy....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Only @Never to the dark side could start a thread about feeling frozen balls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Who knows. Let's just hope there isn't a cock up tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: Who knows. Let's just hope there isn't a cock up tonight. Or that someone drops a bollock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 I tend to find this problem in the early months of the year I reccommend those deep heat pads applied around them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said: I tend to find this problem in the early months of the year I reccommend those deep heat pads applied around them Rather than having it sprayed in your pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 All the balls have a remotely activated vibrate in them which gets turned on individually to get the right draw. Martin Keown told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 34 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said: All the balls have a remotely activated vibrate in I'm the same....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRock Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 I haven’t seen the picture. Pretty daft thing for a Chairman to put on a public website though. While it’s one way of attracting interest to a Club before you put it up for sale, seems a bit radical to me. Can’t see Lansdown doing that myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Frozen balls? That's probably because players wear gloves with short sleeved shirts - what's all that about?! That and ice baths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 whats the bet number 6 will play number 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 17 minutes ago, Moor2Sea said: I haven’t seen the picture. Pretty daft thing for a Chairman to put on a public website though. While it’s one way of attracting interest to a Club before you put it up for sale, seems a bit radical to me. Can’t see Lansdown doing that myself. On there somewhere probably if you wish to see it. There was also a Little Alan Hardy twitter which has now gone. https://twitter.com/bigalanhardy1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sephjnr Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 1 hour ago, ExiledAjax said: Never. Never, let your balls come into contact with sandpaper. That would be one hell of a rough interaction. Should've told Cameron Bancroft that last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42nite Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 1 hour ago, ExiledAjax said: Never. Never, let your balls come into contact with sandpaper. That would be one hell of a rough interaction. Or Mozzie repellant containing 95% deet! Man that was hot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledAjax Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, 42nite said: Or Mozzie repellant containing 95% deet! Man that was hot! You have to be very very careful if you're ever applying deep heat to the groin region. Lethal stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Rascal Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 11 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said: You have to be very very careful if you're ever applying deep heat to the groin region. Lethal stuff. Don't try Veet! https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/customer-reviews/R1LWOUTL7N58TR/ref=cm_cr_othr_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B00KX3PF22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Who is pulling out the balls tonight, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: Who is pulling out the balls tonight, anyone? Hopefully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said: Hopefully Oversharing It was a serious question. Who will be jiggling the balls on the One Show? I'm getting so excited, I can hardly hold on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red DNA Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 3 hours ago, AppyDAZE said: Who knows. Let's just hope there isn't a cock up tonight. Last thing you’d want when your ass in on the line is a cock up.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 7 hours ago, ExiledAjax said: Never. Never, let your balls come into contact with sandpaper. That would be one hell of a rough interaction. Unless your names Dick Emery!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 6 hours ago, ExiledAjax said: You have to be very very careful if you're ever applying deep heat to the groin region. Lethal stuff. Been there, seen it, done it and soaked it/them in a cold bath! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judda Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 I think they're chilled on the surface of the moon we've never landed on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Fox Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 8 hours ago, 42nite said: I prefer mine lightly toasted. Perv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dicks' Barmy Army Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 21 hours ago, Never to the dark side said: Always have this image of the FA Cup balls one third of the balls in the freezer just before they are placed on the tray on third of the balls warmed up just before they are placed on the tray and the others are left at room temperture ever notice how when they are trying to find the balls they are feeling them first? and don't even get me started about the ones that come into contact with sand paper I would love to know your opinions on JFKs shooting, Diana's crash and the moon landing, I've a horrible feeling I know where that would be heading. Be careful where you reply though as am sure some secret agency is watching your every move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 6 hours ago, Alan Dicks' Barmy Army said: I would love to know your opinions on JFKs shooting, Diana's crash and the moon landing, I've a horrible feeling I know where that would be heading. Be careful where you reply though as am sure some secret agency is watching your every move NTTDS could of course be a government agent himself placed on here to root out dissenters. Be careful what you say to him. #iwelcomeournewlizardoverlords Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 On 28/01/2019 at 15:10, ExiledAjax said: You have to be very very careful if you're ever applying deep heat to the groin region. Lethal stuff. Been there ,seen it ,done it ....... I still have nightmares about it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.