HanwellRed Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 Any amateur psychologists out there help me decipher a very strange dream I had last night ? Colin was in my dining room throwing forks at the wall and taking chunks out of the plaster ....... scared the bejeezus out of me. Nurse ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThreeWordCityNerd Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 11 minutes ago, HanwellRed said: scared the bejeezus out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 14 minutes ago, HanwellRed said: Any amateur psychologists out there help me decipher a very strange dream I had last night ? Colin was in my dining room throwing forks at the wall and taking chunks out of the plaster ....... scared the bejeezus out of me. Nurse ! Means you wanna shag him; next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 Being angry in a dream is often interpreted as a way to safely release unexpressed anger from waking life. A dream about anger may symbolize frustrations or disappointments in yourself or some aspect of your life. These repressed negative emotions may than appear in your dreams as anger. To dream of someone else being angry is quite common. It may be that you already know that you have angered someone, but that you don't realise just how much and the dream is a way of letting you know that this is an important issue for that person and that you need to take steps to sort it out. The link here is clearly football related, meaning it is possible those negative emotions are related to a passion of yours that takes up a relatively large part of your consciousness, and are causing you negative feelings. Short version, you want LJ out. Either that, or you just ate to much cheese before kipping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS3City Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 1 hour ago, OneWordCityNerd said: On a slightly different note this picture gives an interesting view of Colin's eyebrows - or lack of them! There appears to be a small amount of hair over his left eye, however the right appears totally bereft. Strange, given that he has a reasonably well coiffeured barnet for a bloke his age... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erithacus Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 Probably got a rebound from a hairdryer session. Burned his own brows off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 ..............'Colin'.................'Forks'.............'Throwing'... It's obviously something to do with him being upset with Lineker for calling him Colin, and telling the interviewer that Lineker can fork off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV Tom Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 1 hour ago, BS3City said: On a slightly different note this picture gives an interesting view of Colin's eyebrows - or lack of them! There appears to be a small amount of hair over his left eye, however the right appears totally bereft. Strange, given that he has a reasonably well coiffeured barnet for a bloke his age... What is the story behind his non-eyebrows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 2 hours ago, harrys said: What is the story behind his non-eyebrows? He`s had a lot of facelifts over the years. So many in fact that his bollocks are now just below his mouth which explains a lot of his post-match interviews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miser Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 4 hours ago, BS3City said: On a slightly different note this picture gives an interesting view of Colin's eyebrows - or lack of them! There appears to be a small amount of hair over his left eye, however the right appears totally bereft. Strange, given that he has a reasonably well coiffeured barnet for a bloke his age... As a baldy, I can confirm there is no link between eyebrow/nose/ear hair and head hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Skin Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 3 hours ago, harrys said: What is the story behind his non-eyebrows? He has a bloody weiird hairline too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumRed Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 27 minutes ago, miser said: As a baldy, I can confirm there is no link between eyebrow/nose/ear hair and head hair. Getting old sucks, I’m so bored of nasal hair I might change career to be an Instagram influencer. Purely to make nasal ‘‘taches” the new hipster beard, save a fortune on those rubbish Remington things if it catches on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickolas Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 6 hours ago, cityexile said: Being angry in a dream is often interpreted as a way to safely release unexpressed anger from waking life. A dream about anger may symbolize frustrations or disappointments in yourself or some aspect of your life. These repressed negative emotions may than appear in your dreams as anger. To dream of someone else being angry is quite common. It may be that you already know that you have angered someone, but that you don't realise just how much and the dream is a way of letting you know that this is an important issue for that person and that you need to take steps to sort it out. The link here is clearly football related, meaning it is possible those negative emotions are related to a passion of yours that takes up a relatively large part of your consciousness, and are causing you negative feelings. Short version, you want LJ out. Either that, or you just ate to much cheese before kipping. My grandad used to say dont eat cheese before bed, or i’d see the Germans from WWII!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southvillekiddy Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 On 06/02/2019 at 15:47, BS3City said: On a slightly different note this picture gives an interesting view of Colin's eyebrows - or lack of them! There appears to be a small amount of hair over his left eye, however the right appears totally bereft. Strange, given that he has a reasonably well coiffeured barnet for a bloke his age... obvious in it. Colin's one of they aliens like in 'Under the Skin" waiting in his spaceship for Scarlet to bring him another hitchhiker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 23 hours ago, RumRed said: Getting old sucks, I’m so bored of nasal hair I might change career to be an Instagram influencer. Purely to make nasal ‘‘taches” the new hipster beard, save a fortune on those rubbish Remington things if it catches on. its funny isn't it you gain hair where you don't want it and lose hair where you do want it but On a positive note you aren't a gashead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrick's Marvels Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 13 minutes ago, southvillekiddy said: obvious in it. Colin's one of they aliens like in 'Under the Skin" waiting in his spaceship for Scarlet to bring him another hitchhiker. The weirdest film. And not In a good way. Apart from the bit with Tommy Cooper on the telly. Anyone with the Initials TC Is clearly heroic. (Apart from Terry Christian.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 On 06/02/2019 at 16:55, harrys said: What is the story behind his non-eyebrows? To be enigmatic as is 'Mona Lisa.. Interestingly (or maybe not) is that 'she has traces of hair above one eye that have been obscured by preservation work over the years-not so sure Neil has faced the 'hazards of preservation as yet!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poland_exile Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 sorry to take this post in another direction, but I was going to start a thread about football dreams earlier but didn't get round to it. Will use this platform instead - City will lose at Wembley to Man Utd this season, 2-1. Back to the o/p, and forks have the potential to spell trouble when appearing in a dream - relationship issues, trouble handling anger, etc. Are you at a crossroads in your life and stressed because of such? Is someone forcing you into making a decision you're uncomfortable with? Did you feel powerless in this dream? Are you feeling threatened? Was anyone else in your dining room at the time when Colin exploded? Any windows in the dining room? The plaster that was coming down, was it as if the wall was going to be smashed down or just superficial damage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumRed Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 34 minutes ago, poland_exile said: sorry to take this post in another direction, but I was going to start a thread about football dreams earlier but didn't get round to it. Will use this platform instead - City will lose at Wembley to Man Utd this season, 2-1. Back to the o/p, and forks have the potential to spell trouble when appearing in a dream - relationship issues, trouble handling anger, etc. Are you at a crossroads in your life and stressed because of such? Is someone forcing you into making a decision you're uncomfortable with? Did you feel powerless in this dream? Are you feeling threatened? Was anyone else in your dining room at the time when Colin exploded? Any windows in the dining room? The plaster that was coming down, was it as if the wall was going to be smashed down or just superficial damage? You sound like you know what you’re talking about! I have reoccurring dreams where I live on a farm with hundreds of sausage dogs, all named Stephen. Actually may be best not to analyse that, true though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, RumRed said: You sound like you know what you’re talking about! I have reoccurring dreams where I live on a farm with hundreds of sausage dogs, all named Stephen. Actually may be best not to analyse that, true though. Why do you call your dreams Stephen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumRed Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, Rich said: Why do you call your dreams Stephen? Funnily enough I had a financial advice report checked by an ex english teacher today. She did pick me up on my syntax and grammar! Twice in one day, I’ve let myself down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, RumRed said: Funnily enough I had a financial advice report checked by an ex english teacher today. She did pick me up on my syntax and grammar! Twice in one day, I’ve let myself down... I've let myself down many times, in one day. Anyway, these sausage dogs, did they wear football kit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumRed Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Rich said: I've let myself down many times, in one day. Anyway, these sausage dogs, did they wear football kit? No, as nature intended. I think it might just be my happy place to go. No red pen marks all over my mathmatically, and factually correct, but syntax error strewn writing. Being 42 I’m more in the don’t give a shit category though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poland_exile Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 20 minutes ago, RumRed said: You sound like you know what you’re talking about! I have reoccurring dreams where I live on a farm with hundreds of sausage dogs, all named Stephen. Actually may be best not to analyse that, true though. I know NOTHING! I asked the mrs who is a lunatic and into all that hocus pocus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southvillekiddy Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Merrick's Marvels said: The weirdest film. And not In a good way. Apart from the bit with Tommy Cooper on the telly. Anyone with the Initials TC Is clearly heroic. (Apart from Terry Christian.) Yeah.You're right on the film. I was a bit cruel to Colin, TC Top Cat and Officer Dibble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 On 6 February 2019 at 20:34, nickolas said: My grandad used to say dont eat cheese before bed, or i’d see the Germans from WWII!! My grandad said to eat carrots so that I could see the buggers in the dark! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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