Septic Peg Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Are you sitting comfortably children? Then let's begin... Once upon a time, in a forest in Dundry, a little girl in a red City shirt was visiting her poorly nan. Her name was Junior Red. Junior Red skipped merrily along the woodland path she had taken so often, amusing herself by humming her favourite Wurzels song. Her nan lived in a cottage just outside the main village square. Just as she approached her nan's cottage, a lone wolf appeared. He was from the Midlands and had extended his feeding territory in the hope of more good meals. He licked his snout when he saw Junior Red because children were the best food. He could see exactly where she was heading so he quietly snuck in to the cottage and swallowed up Junior Red's nan whole. He quickly dressed in the nan's spare clobber and jumped into the bed. Junior Red was way overdue a Specsavers appointment so when she came into the cottage, she had no idea it was a wolf sitting in her nan's bed. As she got closer, Junior Red exclaimed "oh my God! You got big eyes ain't you Nan?" "So I can see you better" said the wolf. "Nan, you nose is gert massive!" said Junior Red. "So I can smell you better" said the wolf. "Your breath stinks Nan. I know you can't help it coz your teeth are bloody huge but you need to clean them" said Junior Red. The wolf was now incensed. Slights upon his appearance and breath did not go down well with this nottherner. He leaped out of bed and swallowed Junior Red whole too. "All the better to eat you with, you mouthy little cow" snarled the wolf. The Wolverhampton dwelling wolf made his way outside the cottage. But alas, he became frozen in shock. Lined up in a 442 formation, were 10 men (Frankie had to stay behind to do more goalkeeper drills with Bobby Davro) in the same red shirts that Junior Red had. At the front, two men stepped forward. The first man was as big and as strong as an Ox. His muscles rippled in the sunlight that dappled through the tree canopy. He muttered a series of curse words in French at the wolf that even caused the wolf to pull his ears back. The second man was shorter than the first guy but he was nimble and quick. His beard game was strong and not a single hair moved as he began to circle the wolf at speed. The wolf became disoriented. Round and round the man ran, the wolf following as best he could until the dizziness became too much. The Ox man leapt on the wolf from behind and grabbed the two front legs, anchoring the wolf. The bearded man produced an axe from B&Q and with the cleanest of cuts, the Wolves wolf was no more. Junior Red and her nan climbed out of the wolf carcass unharmed. Right so I dunno where that came from but you're welcome. Tough one today. Probably one of the toughest games we'll have all season. It'll be carnage for all. 3-2 to the visitors. Both teams to score is a must bet. I feel the cup run endeth here but hey, we never know. Up the shithousing City. COYRs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie andrews Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 what you been putting on yer cornflakes peg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashton_fan Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Last time we won in this round was the famous victory over Leeds in 1973/74 season. At that point of the season Leeds were top of Div 1 and unbeaten in all competitions whereas we were in the Div 2 relegation mix. We didn't win the games at AG but won the replay at Elland Road, it was the equivalent of beating Man City now, a truly heroic effort and we are more than capable of seeing Wolves off if we don't make too many changes and keep the defence good and tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Kasey Palmer to get a start? COYR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
054123 Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 I’m excited, kids are already up and excited, love the fa cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 22 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: Are you sitting comfortably children? Then let's begin... Once upon a time, in a forest in Dundry, a little girl in a red City shirt was visiting her poorly nan. Her name was Junior Red. Junior Red skipped merrily along the woodland path she had taken so often, amusing herself by humming her favourite Wurzels song. Her nan lived in a cottage just outside the main village square. Just as she approached her nan's cottage, a lone wolf appeared. He was from the Midlands and had extended his feeding territory in the hope of more good meals. He licked his snout when he saw Junior Red because children were the best food. He could see exactly where she was heading so he quietly snuck in to the cottage and swallowed up Junior Red's nan whole. He quickly dressed in the nan's spare clobber and jumped into the bed. Junior Red was way overdue a Specsavers appointment so when she came into the cottage, she had no idea it was a wolf sitting in her nan's bed. As she got closer, Junior Red exclaimed "oh my God! You got big eyes ain't you Nan?" "So I can see you better" said the wolf. "Nan, you nose is gert massive!" said Junior Red. "So I can smell you better" said the wolf. "Your breath stinks Nan. I know you can't help it coz your teeth are bloody huge but you need to clean them" said Junior Red. The wolf was now incensed. Slights upon his appearance and breath did not go down well with this nottherner. He leaped out of bed and swallowed Junior Red whole too. "All the better to eat you with, you mouthy little cow" snarled the wolf. The Wolverhampton dwelling wolf made his way outside the cottage. But alas, he became frozen in shock. Lined up in a 442 formation, were 10 men (Frankie had to stay behind to do more goalkeeper drills with Bobby Davro) in the same red shirts that Junior Red had. At the front, two men stepped forward. The first man was as big and as strong as an Ox. His muscles rippled in the sunlight that dappled through the tree canopy. He muttered a series of curse words in French at the wolf that even caused the wolf to pull his ears back. The second man was shorter than the first guy but he was nimble and quick. His beard game was strong and not a single hair moved as he began to circle the wolf at speed. The wolf became disoriented. Round and round the man ran, the wolf following as best he could until the dizziness became too much. The Ox man leapt on the wolf from behind and grabbed the two front legs, anchoring the wolf. The bearded man produced an axe from B&Q and with the cleanest of cuts, the Wolves wolf was no more. Junior Red and her nan climbed out of the wolf carcass unharmed. Right so I dunno where that came from but you're welcome. Tough one today. Probably one of the toughest games we'll have all season. It'll be carnage for all. 3-2 to the visitors. Both teams to score is a must bet. I feel the cup run endeth here but hey, we never know. Up the shithousing City. COYRs! Someone couldn’t sleep . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loco Rojo Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 The one day Virgin Media TV decides to go down - flippin sods law!!!! Really hope they can fix it in time!!! Clocks ticking Branson. #firstworldpartimesupporterproblems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Northski Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 I think by tomorrow we’ll all be able to say that like rest of the other teams at the top of the Championship, that we’re now concentrating on the league too. Coincidentally it’s also believed that Bristol Rover are also concentrating on league two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
citydaisy Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 I can now blame @Septic Peg for the kids playing 'who's afraid of the big bad wolf' on Alexa at the moment....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Revenge or Repeat? Last winter Wolves ripped our hearts out at Ashton Gate and left us with our fortitude in tatters. We then had a tough away day in the league which saw us pulverised by the Villains. Symmetry this season? Or can we rewrite the script and put right the wrongs of the past? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Niki to start today please............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidered abroad Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 What are you on Septic Peg? Absolutely brilliant Match Day thread opener. You should lay off either the zider or the LSD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastside Moonwalker Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 11 minutes ago, Robert the bruce said: Niki to start today please............... Isn’t he still injured? I saw something on his Instagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkz 76 Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 59 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: Are you sitting comfortably children? Then let's begin... Once upon a time, in a forest in Dundry, a little girl in a red City shirt was visiting her poorly nan. Her name was Junior Red. Junior Red skipped merrily along the woodland path she had taken so often, amusing herself by humming her favourite Wurzels song. Her nan lived in a cottage just outside the main village square. Just as she approached her nan's cottage, a lone wolf appeared. He was from the Midlands and had extended his feeding territory in the hope of more good meals. He licked his snout when he saw Junior Red because children were the best food. He could see exactly where she was heading so he quietly snuck in to the cottage and swallowed up Junior Red's nan whole. He quickly dressed in the nan's spare clobber and jumped into the bed. Junior Red was way overdue a Specsavers appointment so when she came into the cottage, she had no idea it was a wolf sitting in her nan's bed. As she got closer, Junior Red exclaimed "oh my God! You got big eyes ain't you Nan?" "So I can see you better" said the wolf. "Nan, you nose is gert massive!" said Junior Red. "So I can smell you better" said the wolf. "Your breath stinks Nan. I know you can't help it coz your teeth are bloody huge but you need to clean them" said Junior Red. The wolf was now incensed. Slights upon his appearance and breath did not go down well with this nottherner. He leaped out of bed and swallowed Junior Red whole too. "All the better to eat you with, you mouthy little cow" snarled the wolf. The Wolverhampton dwelling wolf made his way outside the cottage. But alas, he became frozen in shock. Lined up in a 442 formation, were 10 men (Frankie had to stay behind to do more goalkeeper drills with Bobby Davro) in the same red shirts that Junior Red had. At the front, two men stepped forward. The first man was as big and as strong as an Ox. His muscles rippled in the sunlight that dappled through the tree canopy. He muttered a series of curse words in French at the wolf that even caused the wolf to pull his ears back. The second man was shorter than the first guy but he was nimble and quick. His beard game was strong and not a single hair moved as he began to circle the wolf at speed. The wolf became disoriented. Round and round the man ran, the wolf following as best he could until the dizziness became too much. The Ox man leapt on the wolf from behind and grabbed the two front legs, anchoring the wolf. The bearded man produced an axe from B&Q and with the cleanest of cuts, the Wolves wolf was no more. Junior Red and her nan climbed out of the wolf carcass unharmed. Right so I dunno where that came from but you're welcome. Tough one today. Probably one of the toughest games we'll have all season. It'll be carnage for all. 3-2 to the visitors. Both teams to score is a must bet. I feel the cup run endeth here but hey, we never know. Up the shithousing City. COYRs! With out a doubt the funniest post I have ever read on Otib bravo sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamski Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 18 minutes ago, mozo said: Revenge or Repeat? Last winter Wolves ripped our hearts out at Ashton Gate and left us with our fortitude in tatters. We then had a tough away day in the league which saw us pulverised by the Villains. Symmetry this season? Or can we rewrite the script and put right the wrongs of the past? I fear those lupine like Black Country types may well again be the harbingers of doom, as was last year....that or a simple coincidence .... a very hard run-in lies ahead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidercity1987 Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 I'm gonna love it down the Gate today and will be delighted if we win, but deep down, is the Blackburn result more important for our season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidered abroad Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Peg, You may have upset some Wolves fans by referring to them as Northerner's. Next time you should call them Brummies which is about the worst insult you could ever use! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vespa Red Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Revenge is a dish best served cold... I'm not usually a glass half full person when it comes to predicting City's scores, but we've got nothing to lose today. I think we might sneak this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Septic Peg said: Are you sitting comfortably children? Then let's begin... Once upon a time, in a forest in Dundry, a little girl in a red City shirt was visiting her poorly nan. Her name was Junior Red. Junior Red skipped merrily along the woodland path she had taken so often, amusing herself by humming her favourite Wurzels song. Her nan lived in a cottage just outside the main village square. Just as she approached her nan's cottage, a lone wolf appeared. He was from the Midlands and had extended his feeding territory in the hope of more good meals. He licked his snout when he saw Junior Red because children were the best food. He could see exactly where she was heading so he quietly snuck in to the cottage and swallowed up Junior Red's nan whole. He quickly dressed in the nan's spare clobber and jumped into the bed. Junior Red was way overdue a Specsavers appointment so when she came into the cottage, she had no idea it was a wolf sitting in her nan's bed. As she got closer, Junior Red exclaimed "oh my God! You got big eyes ain't you Nan?" "So I can see you better" said the wolf. "Nan, you nose is gert massive!" said Junior Red. "So I can smell you better" said the wolf. "Your breath stinks Nan. I know you can't help it coz your teeth are bloody huge but you need to clean them" said Junior Red. The wolf was now incensed. Slights upon his appearance and breath did not go down well with this nottherner. He leaped out of bed and swallowed Junior Red whole too. "All the better to eat you with, you mouthy little cow" snarled the wolf. The Wolverhampton dwelling wolf made his way outside the cottage. But alas, he became frozen in shock. Lined up in a 442 formation, were 10 men (Frankie had to stay behind to do more goalkeeper drills with Bobby Davro) in the same red shirts that Junior Red had. At the front, two men stepped forward. The first man was as big and as strong as an Ox. His muscles rippled in the sunlight that dappled through the tree canopy. He muttered a series of curse words in French at the wolf that even caused the wolf to pull his ears back. The second man was shorter than the first guy but he was nimble and quick. His beard game was strong and not a single hair moved as he began to circle the wolf at speed. The wolf became disoriented. Round and round the man ran, the wolf following as best he could until the dizziness became too much. The Ox man leapt on the wolf from behind and grabbed the two front legs, anchoring the wolf. The bearded man produced an axe from B&Q and with the cleanest of cuts, the Wolves wolf was no more. Junior Red and her nan climbed out of the wolf carcass unharmed. Right so I dunno where that came from but you're welcome. Tough one today. Probably one of the toughest games we'll have all season. It'll be carnage for all. 3-2 to the visitors. Both teams to score is a must bet. I feel the cup run endeth here but hey, we never know. Up the shithousing City. COYRs! Condensed Version Wolverhampton: Pegs been at the cooking sherry very early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted February 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Can confirm that my post was written without the use of alcohol or recreational drugs. I'm just plain weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 27 minutes ago, mozo said: Revenge or Repeat? Last winter Wolves ripped our hearts out at Ashton Gate and left us with our fortitude in tatters. We then had a tough away day in the league which saw us pulverised by the Villains. Symmetry this season? Or can we rewrite the script and put right the wrongs of the past? REVENGE. 1 minute ago, Septic Peg said: Can confirm that my post was written without the use of alcohol or recreational drugs. I'm just plain weird. We understood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 18 minutes ago, Eastside Moonwalker said: Isn’t he still injured? I saw something on his Instagram You may well be right..pity!..was hoping' he was on the way back- horses for courses would've been the man today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Anyone know of any Live Streams for today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted February 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: REVENGE. We understood. I assure you. Just say no and all that. Grange Hill taught me. Poor Zammo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Friday evening, I watched the BBC West Midlands local news. The Wolves players were saying "Bristol City are the form team in the entire country at the moment. We are in for a hard game on Sunday". Fans being questioned though all claimed "Our name is on the Cup this year". With two lanes of the M5 shut near Tewkesbury this weekend, I wonder how many late arrivals there'l be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Have no real idea on this one untill see the team sheets, which will at least give a feel as to how seriously both managers are taking it. I expect both will make changes. They were to good for this league last year, and have got a lot better since then , so will be pretty strong favourites. Equally, every match this round seems to have gone to form and there is usually one upset, so us to nick it, somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BessexRED Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 O’Leary Pisano Webster Baker JDS Pack Eliasson Palmer Brownhill O’Dowda Taylor Get at them. 2-1 City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, Sniper said: Anyone know of any Live Streams for today? Hesgoal or try a search using a search engine other than google. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, Sniper said: Anyone know of any Live Streams for today? It'll be listed on here later, BT Sport so will 100% be a stream https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Nothing to lose today. Total free hit. Constantly hearing about how this is the year for one of the "safe" Prem clubs to go the distance. If we lose, we lose Gonna feel much more nervous next Saturday anyway, so come on Wolves, what have you got that's so special? COYRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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