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Bristol City v Wolverhampton Wanderers FA Cup Match Day


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43 minutes ago, Eastside Moonwalker said:

Going to need a stream for this, phoned 6 different Irish bars near me here and none are showing the game, just the one after. 

 

Cheers in advance COYR

Try hesgoal about 30 mins before kick off, click on game listing then when the screen appears click on red cross in middle of screen not the other one, when game comes on click full screen icon hope that helps it will be on there.

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3 hours ago, Septic Peg said:

Are you sitting comfortably children? Then let's begin...

 

Once upon a time, in a forest in Dundry, a little girl in a red City shirt was visiting her poorly nan. Her name was Junior Red.

Junior Red skipped merrily along the woodland path she had taken so often, amusing herself by humming her favourite Wurzels song. Her nan lived in a cottage just outside the main village square. 

Just as she approached her nan's cottage, a lone wolf appeared. He was from the Midlands and had extended his feeding territory in the hope of more good meals. He licked his snout when he saw Junior Red because children were the best food. He could see exactly where she was heading so he quietly snuck in to the cottage and swallowed up Junior Red's nan whole. He quickly dressed in the nan's spare clobber and jumped into the bed.

Junior Red was way overdue a Specsavers appointment so when she came into the cottage, she had no idea it was a wolf sitting in her nan's bed. As she got closer, Junior Red exclaimed "oh my God! You got big eyes ain't you Nan?" "So I can see you better" said the wolf. "Nan, you nose is gert massive!" said Junior Red. "So I can smell you better" said the wolf. "Your breath stinks Nan. I know you can't help it coz your teeth are bloody huge but you need to clean them" said Junior Red. The wolf was now incensed. Slights upon his appearance and breath did not go down well with this nottherner. He leaped out of bed and swallowed Junior Red whole too. "All the better to eat you with, you mouthy little cow" snarled the wolf.

The Wolverhampton dwelling wolf made his way outside the cottage. But alas, he became frozen in shock. Lined up in a 442 formation, were 10 men (Frankie had to stay behind to do more goalkeeper drills with Bobby Davro) in the same red shirts that Junior Red had. At the front, two men stepped forward. 

The first man was as big and as strong as an Ox. His muscles rippled in the sunlight that dappled through the tree canopy. He muttered a series of curse words in French at the wolf that even caused the wolf to pull his ears back.

The second man was shorter than the first guy but he was nimble and quick. His beard game was strong and not a single hair moved as he began to circle the wolf at speed. The wolf became disoriented. Round and round the man ran, the wolf following as best he could until the dizziness became too much. The Ox man leapt on the wolf from behind and grabbed the two front legs, anchoring the wolf. The bearded man produced an axe from B&Q and with the cleanest of cuts, the Wolves wolf was no more. Junior Red and her nan climbed out of the wolf carcass unharmed. 

 

 

Right so I dunno where that came from but you're welcome. 

Tough one today. Probably one of the toughest games we'll have all season. It'll be carnage for all. 3-2 to the visitors. Both teams to score is a must bet.

I feel the cup run endeth here but hey, we never know. Up the shithousing City.

COYRs!

I’m from Dundry - is this about me?

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Damn, in Romania it will be 13 o'clock. Working today...ruining my chance to watch the stream.

 

Anyway, I hope for a nice game, and if we lose is not any problem. We don't need semifinals in the cup, we need to have 38 premier league games next season.

Come on my lovely team !! And have fun at the stadium if you go, 25k it sounds like a great atmosphere. 

 

Kisses !!

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1 hour ago, Davefevs said:

I think the prologue was shown on OTIB back in the summer wasn’t it?

No. 

It's about a 20 year old young woman that lives with the step mum from hell in Horfield. Her step mum is a massive gashead. Her dad had a shop up Gloucester Road til his new Mrs married him and sold it from under his feet.

The young woman escapes and finds herself at Ashton Gate where 7 City players get her a job as the tea woman in the canteen. But then her gas supporting step mum finds out and goes apeshit. More to be revealed...

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I have a few Wolves fans in my friends circle, I'm really not looking forward to later. On one hand I want to be optimistic, on the other hand Wolves are a solid team and double digits in consecutive wins seems a little much to ask for ?

I'm proper sh**ing bricks right now. 

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1 hour ago, Septic Peg said:

No. 

It's about a 20 year old young woman that lives with the step mum from hell in Horfield. Her step mum is a massive gashead. Her dad had a shop up Gloucester Road til his new Mrs married him and sold it from under his feet.

The young woman escapes and finds herself at Ashton Gate where 7 City players get her a job as the tea woman in the canteen. But then her gas supporting step mum finds out and goes apeshit. More to be revealed...

I shall wait for the film.

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