BigAl&Toby Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 I left my wife this morning..... Naked in bed...... I’d had enough. She kept on and on about going to the Melli’s Daffodil Show...... **** that. Sheffield and 3 points here we come Last time I went away was Middlesbrough. Today Sheffield. Next week Millwall. Then Hull. Question is will she still be waiting for me? 6th place and Aden. We’re coming for you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, BigAlToby&Liam said: I left my wife this morning..... Naked in bed...... I’d had enough. She kept on and on about going to the Melli’s Daffodil Show...... **** that. Sheffield and 3 points here we come Last time I went away was Middlesbrough. Today Sheffield. Next week Millwall. Then Hull. Question is will she still be waiting for me? 6th place and Aden. We’re coming for you..... I’ve just seen , what looks like Rudolph’s car do a U turn . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glen humphries Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 18 minutes ago, BigAlToby&Liam said: I left my wife this morning..... Naked in bed...... I’d had enough. She kept on and on about going to the Melli’s Daffodil Show...... **** that. Sheffield and 3 points here we come Last time I went away was Middlesbrough. Today Sheffield. Next week Millwall. Then Hull. Question is will she still be waiting for me? 6th place and Aden. We’re coming for you..... To much info imo , have a great day , coyr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 23 minutes ago, BigAlToby&Liam said: I left my wife this morning..... Naked in bed...... I’d had enough. She kept on and on about going to the Melli’s Daffodil Show...... **** that. Sheffield and 3 points here we come Last time I went away was Middlesbrough. Today Sheffield. Next week Millwall. Then Hull. Question is will she still be waiting for me? 6th place and Aden. We’re coming for you..... offer to take her to a dahlia show,she might lie there in wait for you to see the season out and still have time to hop on for a bit of seed sowing before they come out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 45 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: I’ve just seen , what looks like Rudolph’s car do a U turn . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Isewater said: I’ve just seen , what looks like Rudolph’s car do a U turn . Smokin' tyres like a 'manual transmission Ferrari................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddogkev Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Isewater said: I’ve just seen , what looks like Rudolph’s car do a U turn . Old boy, I don't want to brown nose, but how the hell do you get to be so funny? Truly spat my breakfast out after reading that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddogkev Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 1 hour ago, BigAlToby&Liam said: I left my wife this morning..... Naked in bed...... I’d had enough. She kept on and on about going to the Melli’s Daffodil Show...... **** that. Sheffield and 3 points here we come Last time I went away was Middlesbrough. Today Sheffield. Next week Millwall. Then Hull. Question is will she still be waiting for me? 6th place and Aden. We’re coming for you..... Go on, Big Al, bring back those 3 points from Sheffield, we're counting on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sglosbcfc Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 2 hours ago, BigAlToby&Liam said: I left my wife this morning..... Naked in bed...... I’d had enough. She kept on and on about going to the Melli’s Daffodil Show...... **** that. Sheffield and 3 points here we come Last time I went away was Middlesbrough. Today Sheffield. Next week Millwall. Then Hull. Question is will she still be waiting for me? 6th place and Aden. We’re coming for you..... Um where do you live, I could um pop round and check um everything is ok while you are away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrongagain Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 2 hours ago, BigAlToby&Liam said: I left my wife this morning..... Naked in bed...... I’d had enough. She kept on and on about going to the Melli’s Daffodil Show...... **** that. Sheffield and 3 points here we come Last time I went away was Middlesbrough. Today Sheffield. Next week Millwall. Then Hull. Question is will she still be waiting for me? 6th place and Aden. We’re coming for you..... Door key still hidden under the same pot as last month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, dave36 said: Door key still hidden under the same pot as last month? No, it's hanging from a long bit of string just inside the letter box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 2 hours ago, BigAlToby&Liam said: I left my wife this morning..... Naked in bed...... I’d had enough. She kept on and on about going to the Melli’s Daffodil Show...... **** that. Sheffield and 3 points here we come Last time I went away was Middlesbrough. Today Sheffield. Next week Millwall. Then Hull. Question is will she still be waiting for me? 6th place and Aden. We’re coming for you..... Still spinning you the Daffodil Show line then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 All sing .. Oh, Rudolf Hucker you are the love of my life, oh, Rudolf Hucker etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 2 hours ago, reddogkev said: Go on, Big Al, bring back those 3 points from Sheffield, we're counting on you. Don’t rush back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl&Toby Posted April 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Don’t rush back. She’s called me. Apparently you “let yourself in” and she didn’t even notice She says a massive thanks though for doing the washing up and vacuuming. I’m away again for Millwall and Hull and she wants you again. She’s got something extra special for you.... The ironing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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