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What a dump. All that its missing is 20 rusting old cars and a crane with a big magnet.

Look at that big top with the deck chair fabric and the amateurish B R F   C

Its like they've forgotten what the "C" stands for when we all know what it stands for!

Must have been done by the same Muppet who coloured in the whiteboard P1010788.JPG

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24 minutes ago, Swede said:

What a dump. All that its missing is 20 rusting old cars and a crane with a big magnet.

Look at that big top with the deck chair fabric and the amateurish B R F   C

Its like they've forgotten what the "C" stands for when we all know what it stands for!

Must have been done by the same Muppet who coloured in the whiteboard P1010788.JPG

Clubs of non league supporters would be embarrassed to be seen in that.

Oh!

Seriously though, how can they be proud to call that home? It looks like a fcking marquee.

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2 hours ago, pride of the west said:

That tent end is hilarious. It's literally a market stall with some temporary seating underneath. I bet a season ticket for that part of the ground is a similar price to our south stand as well. 

It's actually 5 quid more expensive. 

Yes that's right, you could pay £350 to watch rovers play the likes of Fleetwood and Luton in a tent or you could pay £345 to watch us play the likes of Leeds or Aston villa in a state of the art 5000 seater stand... 

Tough choice to be honest

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20 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

Don’t..! 

I once thought I’d solved my fancy dress dilemma buy placing a winning bid on eBay for a “Micky Mouse outfit”. 

I was horrified when I discovered that I’d just bought a stake in Bristol Rovers..! 

Did anything happen about that time somebody threw a pound coin at the directors box, and nobody knew if it was assault or a takeover bid?

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53 minutes ago, SimonR said:

Did anything happen about that time somebody threw a pound coin at the directors box, and nobody knew if it was assault or a takeover bid?

And people say that Harry Redknapp is reckless with clubs’ transfer budgets..! 

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1 hour ago, SimonR said:

Did anything happen about that time somebody threw a pound coin at the directors box, and nobody knew if it was assault or a takeover bid?

Was offered 10 years in prison or 10 years season ticket - he's still inside

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Another bit of gold from their forum... 
The Tractor club were willing to pay £2m for Mattee Tee. Before BCFC82 offered him double the wages

They don't get it do they, why would ipswich pay £2 million on a player who has a £300k release clause... 

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45 minutes ago, JBFC II said:

Another bit of gold from their forum... 
The Tractor club were willing to pay £2m for Mattee Tee. Before BCFC82 offered him double the wages

They don't get it do they, why would ipswich pay £2 million on a player who has a £300k release clause... 

IIRC the owners didn't even know how the release clause worked, not realising that once we had made the bid MT was free to hold talks with us regardless. :facepalm:

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21 hours ago, Reigate Red said:

Can we put faces to names ? Dopey is obvious.

Image result for seven dwarfs

 

Grumpy = some of their fans who realise their club is going nowhere.

Happy = Henbury gas who would have us all believe the Rovers will soon be a Premier league team playing at a state of the art stadium whereas City are going down.

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2 hours ago, JBFC II said:

Another bit of gold from their forum... 
The Tractor club were willing to pay £2m for Mattee Tee. Before BCFC82 offered him double the wages

They don't get it do they, why would ipswich pay £2 million on a player who has a £300k release clause... 

1) When the hell did Ipswich offer them £2 million for Taylor?

2) Those Sagheads haven’t got a clue what Mattys wages are. One minute they’re saying he’s on 10k a week, then it’s 12k, then 15k...anything to make themselves feel better about losing their best player to us for peanuts.

Bullshitters.

 

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8 hours ago, SimonR said:

Did anything happen about that time somebody threw a pound coin at the directors box, and nobody knew if it was assault or a takeover bid?

Rumour has it they threw him 50p change.

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On 20/07/2018 at 04:17, JBFC II said:

It's actually 5 quid more expensive. 

Yes that's right, you could pay £350 to watch rovers play the likes of Fleetwood and Luton in a tent or you could pay £345 to watch us play the likes of Leeds or Aston villa in a state of the art 5000 seater stand... 

Tough choice to be honest

That is madness to be sure.

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Some of the tweets from the fewers today have been great. All because they have shirt sponsor now, and are getting a BIG screen (probably upgrading to a 40” TV from the 32” that they already own/stole) they are now looking like a ‘real’ club!

Simple things and all that.

 

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On 21/07/2018 at 02:35, BCFC11 said:

Some of the tweets from the fewers today have been great. All because they have shirt sponsor now, and are getting a BIG screen (probably upgrading to a 40” TV from the 32” that they already own/stole) they are now looking like a ‘real’ club!

Simple things and all that.

 

Just post a pic of ours in the sports bar that normally shuts them up

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Not only have they blatantly copied our PR on the release of their new shirts, but they have opted for the Tesco Carrier Bag look again. 

I wonder if they are selling “Value” tracksuit tops to go with it? 

DC: We need cash for some new players?

Wally: We need a new pitch. Pitch comes first. LIDL have a sale on. 5 more journeymen going for free in the Charity Bucket.

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