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Not sure Wally has budgeted for that £7,500 fine.  That's sure to put another dent in their losses.

Manager and caretaker both off to join a bigger and progressive club in L2 that actually put them out of the Football League a few years back too.

Homophobic chanting from the 'family club' - The gift never seems to stop giving.  A brilliant pre Christmas gift or three for us all here.

 

 

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42 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

At least you can hear their stadium announcer I suppose ?

Yeh, but with their attendances he doesn’t need a microphone ...”...now gather around ladies and gents, here are the team changes...”

...then a few minutes after that, he announces the crowd changes ... it doesn’t take long: “...unfortunately Lee from Patchway can’t be with us today, he’s got an urgent ‘cash in hand’ plumbing job to attend to...”

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10 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

Yeh, but with their attendances he doesn’t need a microphone ...”...now gather around ladies and gents, here are the team changes...”

...then a few minutes after that, he announces the crowd changes ... it doesn’t take long: “...unfortunately Lee from Patchway can’t be with us today, he’s got an urgent ‘cash in hand’ plumbing job to attend to...”

Mate,, he's a pretty good plumber to be fair ..

It's just awkward that he doesn't have a van....

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10 hours ago, Ska Junkie said:

Maybe the slags could buy FGR's old ground? 

Gets them out of our hair! :)

Oh yeah, they're skint, as usual.

Actually Ska, you might be giving Rovers an idea. Miah, if you're reading this, please tell whoever needs to know that Mansfield in the 70s (cant be sure of exact date) needed a new main stand. They bought an existing one from a racecourse that was closing down. Oh the puns if Rovers did likewise or bought a stand or two fron FGR.

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5 hours ago, Norn Iron said:

Actually Ska, you might be giving Rovers an idea. Miah, if you're reading this, please tell whoever needs to know that Mansfield in the 70s (cant be sure of exact date) needed a new main stand. They bought an existing one from a racecourse that was closing down. Oh the puns if Rovers did likewise or bought a stand or two fron FGR.

Possible idea for.a tv show? Grounds Under the Hammer, hosted by Dion Dublin of course, I can just see Wael at the back of the room, behind a pillar (as that’s his normal view), bidding against a mysterious bidder who is on the other end of a phone who only seems interested in pushing the price up. 
Dion then meets him at the ground with his dad behind him, where he states his ambitious plans, but is somewhat vague on the timescale.

The follow up programme where nothing has happened would appear on the Really channel in about 2030, and consist of Wael blaming Stroud District Council and his own family for the lack of progress.

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1 minute ago, Port Said Red said:

Possible idea for.a tv show? Grounds Under the Hammer, hosted by Dion Dublin of course, I can just see Wael at the back of the room, behind a pillar (as that’s his normal view), bidding against a mysterious bidder who is on the other end of a phone who only seems interested in pushing the price up. 
Dion then meets him at the ground with his dad behind him, where he states his ambitious plans, but is somewhat vague on the timescale.

The follow up programme where nothing has happened would appear on the Really channel in about 2030, and consist of Wael blaming Stroud District Council and his own family for the lack of progress.

bbc dancing GIF

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18 minutes ago, Port Said Red said:

Possible idea for.a tv show? Grounds Under the Hammer, hosted by Dion Dublin of course, I can just see Wael at the back of the room, behind a pillar (as that’s his normal view), bidding against a mysterious bidder who is on the other end of a phone who only seems interested in pushing the price up. 
Dion then meets him at the ground with his dad behind him, where he states his ambitious plans, but is somewhat vague on the timescale.

The follow up programme where nothing has happened would appear on the Really channel in about 2030, and consist of Wael blaming Stroud District Council and his own family for the lack of progress.

and when asked why nothing has happened in the intervening years the answer would be 'these things take time'. (I would argue though the programme should be called 'Homes Under The Tarpaulin' 

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19 minutes ago, Ronnie Sinclair said:

and when asked why nothing has happened in the intervening years the answer would be 'these things take time'. (I would argue though the programme should be called 'Homes Under The Tarpaulin' 

….given this weeks fine,  'Homophobes' rather than Homes Under The Tarpaulin' ? 

(strange really, as they spend so much time 'camping')

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34 minutes ago, Ronnie Sinclair said:

and when asked why nothing has happened in the intervening years the answer would be 'these things take time'. (I would argue though the programme should be called 'Homes Under The Tarpaulin' 

What about  a spin off of that Yank show...Under Tarpaulin Cover Boss :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

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