Unan Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 9 minutes ago, Banjo Red said: What a deluded tool JCH was flicking the V's to the gas fans sometime ago after they were getting on his back. That was Stefan Payne wasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 5 hours ago, nebristolred said: No way it's as high as 8,000, not with the amount of terracing that it has. Adding up their stands seats on various sites, it comes to around 2,800. Football Manager (which is relatively reliable) has it as 2,700. I'd imagine 3,500 seats at an absolute maximum to be honest, less than our entire smallest stand. The figure of 8,000 was probably given them by a gashead and they never knew of the pathological liars reputation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 Might be slightly out of date (2019) as they've added another tent recently with a row M, I believe. Memorial Stadium Guide - Bristol Rovers F.C | Football Tripper The 8,000 figure must be their average attendance in a good year, an easy enough thing to confuse with the amount of seats, I suppose, or using gas logic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Mattyisared said: They've released their retained list and agent Little has finally departed it seems. But their top goalscorer, Luke Leahy, a left-back. Who Barton in an interview the other day said was committed to staying at the club and wanted to stick with it and who Barton made captain, has rejected a contract offer and now will leave. You couldn't write it!! Really? ******* brilliant! The gift . They’ve been banging on about how they ‘might decide to keep him’ like it’s an honour for the bloke to be there! ******* deluded belters. Luke Leahy is ******* off because Rovers are a ******* Tinpot joke of a club peddling backwards. In a statement earlier today Leahy said “Well, I’m hardly going to miss plying my trade in a ramshackle shithole full of tents am I? It’s a ******* no brainer. I’m off to salvage my career. Goodnight and Good riddance Irene” Edited May 13, 2021 by Gert Mare 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banjo Red Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Banned User said: That was Stefan Payne wasn't it? Both bud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 4 hours ago, Mattyisared said: They've released their retained list and agent Little has finally departed it seems. But their top goalscorer, Luke Leahy, a left-back. Who Barton in an interview the other day said was committed to staying at the club and wanted to stick with it and who Barton made captain, has rejected a contract offer and now will leave. You couldn't write it!! I believe they are the only club to issue a fans retained list too - every year it seems that huge numbers are released (from their agony) because their attendances simply provoke cackling and hilarity around the country - no-one falls for their deluded guff that they are a big club with a huge and loyal fanbase ... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 53 minutes ago, BS4 on Tour... said: I believe they are the only club to issue a fans retained list too - every year it seems that huge numbers are released (from their agony) because their attendances simply provoke cackling and hilarity around the country - no-one falls for their deluded guff that they are a big club with a huge and loyal fanbase ... Except any new manager they appoint. They think there is a blue ‘half’. The clue is in their shirts....Blue ‘quarter’ 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgrsimon Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 12 hours ago, BigTone said: Ah yes, the Bell End Maidenhead United do actually have a "Bell End" I believe... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgrsimon Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 9 hours ago, 22A said: On our local radio, Darren Fergusson reckons a big club will come in for JCH this Summer. Just to rub it in to the gas, how about City snapping him up? Absolutely. Should have got him a year ago though. Would have been about £1m... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 12 hours ago, Mattyisared said: They've released their retained list and agent Little has finally departed it seems. But their top goalscorer, Luke Leahy, a left-back. Who Barton in an interview the other day said was committed to staying at the club and wanted to stick with it and who Barton made captain, has rejected a contract offer and now will leave. You couldn't write it!! You are right. Poor Simon Southgate tried with his chubby little six fingered hands. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 3 hours ago, fgrsimon said: Absolutely. Should have got him a year ago though. Would have been about £1m... He was looking like a one season wonder at the time, fair play to Posh for realising he just needed to be playing with a better team. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Port Said Red said: He was looking like a one season wonder at the time, fair play to Posh for realising he just needed to be playing with a better team. And to be of the required level of fitness to play at the top end of the table. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.G.Red Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 2 hours ago, TomF said: Probably had a £10m £300k release clause at the Gas Fair play to the Gas they did include a number of clauses when they sold him for promotion etc. (Would probably buy them a whole new team). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Major Isewater said: You are right. Poor Simon Southgate tried with his chubby little six fingered hands. Gareth's brother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 Local Team .... National Embarrassment (even if it is just the Daily Mail):- Bristol Rovers REMOVE Joey Barton's astonishing rant about club's previous managers being 'negligent' from their website after being threatened with legal action by ex-boss Paul Tisdale Bristol Rovers have been forced to remove Joey Barton's rant from their website Barton hit out at his predecessors in an astonishing rant earlier this year Barton sparked controversy by accusing his previous coaches of ‘negligence’ Rovers took swift action after being contacted by ex-boss Paul Tisdale's lawyers Bristol Rovers REMOVE Joey Barton's rant about club's previous managers from their website | Daily Mail Online 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfc01 Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 8 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Local Team .... National Embarrassment (even if it is just the Daily Mail):- Bristol Rovers REMOVE Joey Barton's astonishing rant about club's previous managers being 'negligent' from their website after being threatened with legal action by ex-boss Paul Tisdale Bristol Rovers have been forced to remove Joey Barton's rant from their website Barton hit out at his predecessors in an astonishing rant earlier this year Barton sparked controversy by accusing his previous coaches of ‘negligence’ Rovers took swift action after being contacted by ex-boss Paul Tisdale's lawyers Bristol Rovers REMOVE Joey Barton's rant about club's previous managers from their website | Daily Mail Online Controversy and trouble seems to follow that bloke. Risky appointment in many ways - which is nice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilRascal Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 7 hours ago, fgrsimon said: Maidenhead United do actually have a "Bell End" I believe... Rovers have got loads of Bell Ends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 On another planet 1 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 22 minutes ago, Rocky said: On another planet As soon as our retained list was announced I knew that Sagheads would be sniffing around it. Same every year, desperately hoping to get one of our cast offs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banjo Island Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 9 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: As soon as our retained list was announced I knew that Sagheads would be sniffing around it. Same every year, desperately hoping to get one of our cast offs. More like bradley walsh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Rocky said: On another planet Think they might have forgotten that they are now in the basement? Delusion level 10 Edited May 14, 2021 by Gert Mare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercidered Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 6 hours ago, Major Isewater said: You are right. Poor Simon Southgate tried with his chubby little six fingered hands. When I read this I couldn't help thinking of the copper on 'Allo 'Allo ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 I see Billy Bodin has been released by Preston after starting just 5 games this season, I'm surprised the blue few haven't gone into overdrive about getting him back..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BetterRedthanBlue Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 Please they'll try and sign Fam to "get one over those Ted's for their record signing". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 minute ago, TomF said: Alright then. He still lives in a cave Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, TomF said: Alright then. You'd think he'd have heard of Liam Walsh. After all, he tore them a new one and scored against them up the swamp last season. Obviously another gAsshole who doesn't visit the tented village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, TomF said: Alright then. I’m sure he remembers Liam Walsh tearing his shit little club a new one.. ....although, being a Gashead he probably doesn’t go to games. Im sure he also remembers Adelakun rejecting them last Summer, preferring instead to go and live in Hull. Let’s be honest, he knows all of them. Bullshitting little Sag numpty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, glynriley said: You'd think he'd have heard of Liam Walsh. After all, he tore them a new one and scored against them up the swamp last season. Obviously another gAsshole who doesn't visit the tented village. Haha, I was literally in the process of writing out exactly the same thing. Not attending games...it’s what they do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 59 minutes ago, BanburyRed said: I see Billy Bodin has been released by Preston after starting just 5 games this season, I'm surprised the blue few haven't gone into overdrive about getting him back..... A lot of them moan about the fact they need a new stadium and are living behind the times, but these are usually the same people who every year want to get former players back. I'd wager Bodin, Harrison, Cureton and Lines have all been suggested as possible signings. And I'll also wager than at least one of them expected a player to over to an expensive part of the country (Bristol) and engage in some sort of pay as you play contract meaning they might never get paid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: A lot of them moan about the fact they need a new stadium and are living behind the times, but these are usually the same people who every year want to get former players back. I'd wager Bodin, Harrison, Cureton and Lines have all been suggested as possible signings. And I'll also wager than at least one of them expected a player to over to an expensive part of the country (Bristol) and engage in some sort of pay as you play contract meaning they might never get paid. tbf our fans are also excellent at pining over former players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.