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Basement Rovers Dustbin Thread


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1 hour ago, Bristol Rob said:

Don't worry, the season is going to start soon.

9.5 months of:

Fewers bragging about their "amazing" away support despite a mountain of evidence to the contrary 

Wally repeatedly saying "these things take time" at every interview

Cockman complaining about a "lack of quality in da foinal turd" in post match interviews

The gas fans desperately trying to break 10K at home - which they only will manage when the bigger clubs come visiting (i.e. Pompey, Sunderland and the like)

The fewers desperately asking any and all away supporters if they prefer the gas to city in the hope of some validation

More than a few incidents of their fanbase misbehaving - the smart money would go on incidents of fighting, racist abuse, and theiving from their own.

A couple (just that) of Nicholls goals - PROLIFIC!

The gas players cheating and diving to get a high proportion of opposition sent off

Gas fans bleating to national media how relevant they also are if WE get a cup run

 

Hopefully also:

The gas looking over their shoulders for the first few months of the season as Bury and Bolton catch up

Administration?:fingerscrossed:

 

I am sure I have missed some!

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10 minutes ago, Busterrimes said:

Just see on asschat that some of the fewers would like to get Taylor back, then one sensibly says that we wouldn't sell to them. Does he not realise it was their owner that said no more deals between the two clubs?

Not to mention the fact that they would actually have to pay a fee*.

*Just to explain for the 15ers that visit the site, that is a process where the team recieving the player actually pays money to the other team.

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9 minutes ago, elhombrecito said:

Not to mention the fact that they would actually have to pay a fee*.

*Just to explain for the 15ers that visit the site, that is a process where the team recieving the player actually pays money to the other team.

I think that there’s a distinct possibility that if Mark Ashton negotiates any transfer with Wael, we could end up as the majority shareholders in the Arab Jordan Investment Bank. And owning Wael’s watch. 

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7 hours ago, Southport Red said:

Wow, I thought you were exaggerating, but no!

1) A dig at Darryl Clarke

2) An ad for Blackpool B&Bs

3) A paragraph about Rovers

4) A paragraph pretending to be about Blackpool but actually about him

5) Hollowhead not getting a job

6) Hollowhead not getting a job and it’s not fair

7) Hollowhead not getting a job yet I’m really good 

8 ) Hollowhead losing out on  a job to someone who can coach

 

What an ego!

 

Still getting rotalties for his He Man films though.

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40 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

I think that there’s a distinct possibility that if Mark Ashton negotiates any transfer with Wael, we could end up as the majority shareholders in the Arab Jordan Investment Bank. And owning Wael’s watch. 

Just think, even Nick Higgs managed to stitch him up by flogging him a dead horse, so the list of possibilities that MA could come up with are endless.

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29 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Just think, even Nick Higgs managed to stitch him up by flogging him a dead horse, so the list of possibilities that MA could come up with are endless.

If Wally was an investor* on Dragons' Den, he would end up giving MA a Jordanian bank, his Chelsea season ticket, a lovely watch and any remaining equity in the Mem for a 1% share in the Ashton Snake Oil company.

*which, for obvious reasons, he wouldn't be.

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2 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

If Wally was an investor* on Dragons' Den, he would end up giving MA a Jordanian bank, his Chelsea season ticket, a lovely watch and any remaining equity in the Mem for a 1% share in the Ashton Snake Oil company.

*which, for obvious reasons, he wouldn't be.

Plus the mysterious London office.

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Bless em they are seemingly celebrating 30 years since their only but if success since they were founded. Running it throughout the coming season to soften the blow for when relegation day comes along.

Must be tough supporting such a shit club when you have an open top bus parade for coming 2nd to Barnet in Non League, and now having to go back 30 years to celebrate your only honour of note in 130 odd years. 😂

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/14787/years-on

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35 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Bless em they are seemingly celebrating 30 years since their only but if success since they were founded. Running it throughout the coming season to soften the blow for when relegation day comes along.

Must be tough supporting such a shit club when you have an open top bus parade for coming 2nd to Barnet in Non League, and now having to go back 30 years to celebrate your only honour of note in 130 odd years. 😂

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/14787/years-on

Ahhh, but you are forgetting we were 'under 40 years old' using #gaslogic so clearly this is a major milestone in their history.

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16 hours ago, BS2 Red said:

Standard stuff for the 15ers.  They love mocking teams that are in financial trouble.

The 1982 jibes alone would make me have zero sympathy for them if they ever went bust.  But at least 1982 makes sense from a rivals point of view, being that unsympathetic to teams like Bolton and Bury just shows what scummy people 15ers are.
 

When Pompey were in dire trouble many years back, the sags weren’t slow in trying to sniff out some of their players on the cheap - Bristol Rovers - a despicable club, morals of an alley cat, squatting vultures who will swoop into any situation where a football club is in trouble ...

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How many do we think they`ll take to Blackpool today? No doubt the Man Bar has got extra staff booked to cope with the influx.

It should be a big crowd post-Oyston, probably around 10- 12k, so wait for the deluded ones to say they had 50% of it.

And of course, how much more the Blackpool fans liked them than they do da shit.

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11 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said:

I did actually- I think the figure was updated to 1300 and there is pay on the day, but it was quiet in town last night.

@Miah Dennehy Not trying to make any cheap shots here but as a Rovers fan, how does it feel to see City sell two players for a total of around £40M in one summer? It's madness to me and I'm not sure how it helps the aspirations of teams below the Championship. In some ways, I don't even think it helps us as it proves that every player has a price - a crazy figure that even Bournemouth and Brighton can now reach.

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