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Basement Rovers Dustbin Thread


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1 hour ago, steviestevieneville said:

11 packets of chewing tobacco on the training ground floor 😂😂😂

“Some claim it can provide performance-enhancing benefits and relieve anxiety, but there is no concrete scientific proof.”

I think the Gash are evidence that it does nothing of the sort. 🤣🤣🤣

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Babe, you're getting closer
The lights are goin' dim
The sound of your breathin'
Has made the mood I'm in
All of my resistance
Is lying on the floor
Taking me to places
I've never been before

Ooh, and I can feel it,
Feel it, feel it, feel it

Way down where the music plays
Way down like a tidal wave
Way down where the fires blaze
Way down, down, way, way on down

 

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7 hours ago, steviestevieneville said:

11 packets of chewing tobacco on the training ground floor 😂😂😂

Maybe Wally is looking to rename them the Skol Bandits*.

*I'm sure that was the name of the chewing tobacco That's Life focused on back in the 1980s and succeeded in getting banned.

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On 12/08/2020 at 17:45, Purple Paul said:

Can't believe any City fan could take the piss at the moment with whats gone on over the last 5 weeks.

It’s allowed now though, right?

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27 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

What a beautiful morning!

Let me brighten it some more by easing some of the worry they might get a spawny miracle....

I took a look at https://footystats.org/clubs/bristol-rovers-fc-244

While they are not yet 100% confirmed as relegated, and they have a "mathematical chance" (or in gas-logic an 8/5ths chance 🤣) of staying up, the last time the gas won 3 games in a row (which is the absolute minimum they now need) was Dec 2019. These were the last 3 games of Coughlan's management, before he jumped ship to a bigger/better club in Mansfield Town, who were in the division below at the time.

Two of the teams they have to play in their next three games, Portsmouth and Blackpool, are involved in a desperately close fight for play-off places, with 3 pts separating four teams including the aforementioned pair. I doubt somehow either will lie down and let everyone's favourite second team take the points.

Wigan, the only team they can possibly catch, have hit good form winning their last four games, and they have Swindon to play the final game of the season.

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15 minutes ago, Port Said Red said:

How long might this continue now? 

Time and date

I looked earlier and on my phone the "days" column was actually out of range and I could only see the 1st 3 digits. :)

By my maths haven’t we now guaranteed ourselves another 800 odd days above them?

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1 minute ago, Fordy62 said:

By my maths haven’t we now guaranteed ourselves another 800 odd days above them?

I haven't worked it out but less than that I would think. Worst case scenario is we get relegated next season and they get promoted, they have a better opening game than us in the 22/23 season. Whats that, about 500 days?

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3 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

Welcome to the gas! Blimey, Will next season be the one we start going places?
 

Yep

Jay Bear Jones: So three signing in three days all quality players, what has happened to rag bag Rovers?
 

You really want to know ? 

3 minutes ago, Super said:

They must fear the worst now when playing teams beginning with M

Or A,B,C,D ...

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9 hours ago, Simon bristol said:

This is all very good fun, but with our squad for next year after being asset stripped i don’t expect to see us to be doing much better than that lot have done this year.

Behave yourself mate.. This is a thread for mocking the Gas. There are numerous other threads to discuss our assets.

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8 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

À spokesman for Bristol Rovers denied that the use of chewing tobacco had any effect on the players.

 

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"Surely there must be an effect?" ... "No, no effect and stop calling me Shirley"     

 

 

(Doesn't work quite so well in writing..... :) 

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Barton words about "double figures" players chewing the baccy. What does that mean?

Sorry if I've missed it explained but off to work soon.

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