Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

[42nite]

He really said it

"Unlucky da shit!"

That's the Rovers.

[chowie]

Hand your ticket through fence, just to save a few pence... That’s the Rovers.

Edited April 8, 2019 by chowie

[chowie]

Switch Babe Station on, just to get a lob on... That’s the Rovers.

[JustinCider]

When the greatest legend of the gas,

ain't an ex player, but Dean Windass,

Thats da roverzzz 

Edited April 8, 2019 by JustinCider

[Unan]

If Henbury Gas was my source 

I too would punch a horse

thats the Rovers

[richwwtk]

When your big TV screen

Is nowhere to be seen

That's the rovers

[The Joker]

When your right in the $hit and your ground is a tip........that's the rovers

When  you look at that crap and think mind the gap........that's the rovers

Edited April 9, 2019 by The Joker

[SirColinOfMansfield]

When you hear a loud bang

They've just headbutted a van

That's the Rovers

[SirColinOfMansfield]

When you need some artwork

But you're totally broke

That's the Rovers

 

[semblar]

8 hours ago, Ska Junkie said:

I've got another one.

When they said they've a Billion

300 grand means 10 Million

That's the rovers

Strangely enough, that's about the same ratio as their perception of WAQ's wealth and what he really had available...

[RED4LIFE]

If all of your fans

Have six fingers per hand

Thats the Rovers

 

If you're in the mire

And two grounds have been on fire

Thats the Rovers

 

If you hate dem gurt teds

And punch horses in heads

Thats the Rovers

 

If you steal from your club

And sell out of date grub

Thats the Rovers

[Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan]

Rapidly run out of ‘likes’ for the day on the last page alone 

[REDLEE]

You sing about a whore, you buy your stand from go outdoors.... that's the Rovers!

[The Joker]

You know there not sound when they've stolen your ground....that's the rovers

[Ska Junkie]

Out of likes, one for every single verse. 

[SirColinOfMansfield]

When Sir Colin fired home

Their league place was doomed

That's the Rovers

 

[NOTBLUE]

When your uncles your brother and your sisters your mother,that the Rovers.

[Gert Mare]

When away fans get damp

And you’re playing a tramp

That’s the Rovers

 

Where Tom Nicholls can’t score

And you sing of a whore

That’s the Rovers

 

When you’re home no-one cares

And your top boys wear flares

That’s the Rovers

 

When you check on City

Cuz you’re green with envy

That’s the Rovers

 

With a tent for a stand

And a squad from Poundland 

That’s the Rovers

 

When your sponsors a pub 

Your the 6th richest club

That’s the Rovers

 

When your fans are in tears 

Cuz it’s been 18 years 

That’s the Rovers

 

When you often punch horses 

And had two divorces

That’s the Rovers

 

When your grounds a cess pit

It’s unlucky da shit

That’s the Rovers

 

Where your football’s inept 

And you’re riddled with debt

That’s the Rovers 

 

When you fall through the floor

At 16:54

That’s the Rovers

 

 

 

 

 

[elhombrecito]

Damn you all. I saw that a couple more pages had been added over night, and I thought they'd gone bust or something. But no, it was just two pages of songs 

[The Gasbuster]

21 minutes ago, Gert Mare said:

When away fans get damp

And you’re playing a tramp

That’s the Rovers

 

Where Tom Nicholls can’t score

And you sing of a whore

That’s the Rovers

 

When you’re home no-one cares

And your top boys wear flares

That’s the Rovers

 

When you check on City

Cuz you’re green with envy

That’s the Rovers

 

With a tent for a stand

And a squad from Poundland 

That’s the Rovers

 

When your sponsors a pub 

Your the 6th richest club

That’s the Rovers

 

When your fans are in tears 

Cuz it’s been 18 years 

That’s the Rovers

 

When you often punch horses 

And had two divorces

That’s the Rovers

 

When your grounds a cess pit

It’s unlucky da shit

That’s the Rovers

 

Where your football’s inept 

And you’re riddled with debt

That’s the Rovers 

 

When you fall through the floor

At 16:54

That’s the Rovers

 

 

 

 

 

Hahahaha !! 

[Red7]

When you've got no bunce
And you are all cunce
That's the Rovers

When you've got no crowd
And you don't know how to spell proud
That's the Rovers
 

[RedRaw]

When you sister shouts "SON"

'Cus she's really your mum

That's the Rovers

 

When you brother's so cool

but he's really un-cle

That's the Rovers

[Bristol Rob]

Some of these have been brilliant, and some of them leave me wondering if everyone is familiar with the recordings of Dean Martin.

[Guest]

In the rain you need a mac

Whilst eating an out of date snack

That's the Rovers

 

When you lie about your crowd

And you can't even spell proud

That's the Rovers

 

You say you're envied by all

But it's a massive load of bull

That's the Rovers

 

 

 

[Guest]

Red7 beat me to it on one of mine!

[Bar BS3]

When fans rarely buy a ticket

but love playing Boob cricket

thats the Rovers

 

[Gert Mare]

Where they’re faithful and true

And they’re coming for you

That’s the Rovers

[Gert Mare]

Where there’s more lifetime bans

And they’re head butting vans

That’s the Rovers

[Gert Mare]

Where the owners a fake

And they all hate the snake

That’s the Rovers

[Gert Mare]

Where they worshipped Randall

Yet they still won **** all

That’s the Rovers

Edited April 9, 2019 by Gert Mare