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So I see the football powerhouse billionaires of north Bristol are mocking our new signings . The comments I have read from other fans in the championship seem to think we have made some really good signings . But what do they know. The sags sign some bearded piss smelling tramp from the mighty Salisbury and he's a gas legend because he runs around a lot . So so bitter. Mind The Gap 

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5 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

One of them sarcastically suggests that we must have a massive thread on here about our rivals Cardiff, knowing full well that there isn't.

Unfortunately Cardiff haven't given us anywhere near as much to laugh about over the last couple of years as they have like a hilarious and embarrassing relegation to Non League.

Cardiff haven't been shafted by Sainsburys twice after bragging about getting a new stadium.

Cardiff don't have tents for stands or shipping containers for offices.

Cardiff haven't spent the last 15 years below us in the league whilst telling us every ******* year that they're "coming for us", "this time next year" etc

Cardiff don't do shit like this...

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20 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

One of them sarcastically suggests that we must have a massive thread on here about our rivals Cardiff, knowing full well that there isn't.

Unfortunately Cardiff haven't given us anywhere near as much to laugh about over the last couple of years as they have like a hilarious and embarrassing relegation to Non League.

Cardiff haven't been shafted by Sainsburys twice after bragging about getting a new stadium.

Cardiff don't have tents for stands or shipping containers for offices.

Cardiff haven't spent the last 15 years below us in the league whilst telling us every ******* year that they're "coming for us", "this time next year" etc

Cardiff don't do shit like this...

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In fairness though, Pete, Cardiff did change their shirts to red and their badge to a dragon having always been the Bluebirds. That was funny.

In the midst of the relegated-in-their-own-kit, horse-punching, bus-boarding, Sainsbury's-suing, court-case-losing, non-league, billionaire-buy-out, tent-building, pub-singing (have I missed anything?) hijinks from across town, it is important we don't forget how funny things have been the other side of the bridge as well. Obviously it is all relative and I think the size of the threads we've had for the Blue Few represents just how funny this has all been for us. It's a shame they don't get the joke.

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32 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

One of them sarcastically suggests that we must have a massive thread on here about our rivals Cardiff, knowing full well that there isn't.

Unfortunately Cardiff haven't given us anywhere near as much to laugh about over the last couple of years as they have like a hilarious and embarrassing relegation to Non League.

Cardiff haven't been shafted by Sainsburys twice after bragging about getting a new stadium.

Cardiff don't have tents for stands or shipping containers for offices.

Cardiff haven't spent the last 15 years below us in the league whilst telling us every ******* year that they're "coming for us", "this time next year" etc

Cardiff don't do shit like this...

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Lord strike me down, but Cardiff are a proper football club in comparison (retch).

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6 minutes ago, Ohbasso said:

Twitter followers - 

City - 75k

Gash - 50k

:yawn:

Social media is essentially rubbish, although it's a large part of my working life...but surely average crowds (home and away) and honours, and seasons at the top level in English football, and FA Cup Final appearances etc etc etc are all enough to just pat them on the head and say 'there, there, please be quiet...'

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16 minutes ago, Smaller than a flea said:

Bristol Rovers Facebook. Likes 100,335.

Bristol City Facebook. Likes 99,301.

The horse punching tent dwelling minnows are liked by more people than the one team in Bristol. 

Well done. Now what's the Twitter following numbers? Instagram? Now try season ticket sales and attendances for the last 100 years ( or 1982 if you want)

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35 minutes ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

Social media is essentially rubbish, although it's a large part of my working life...but surely average crowds (home and away) and honours, and seasons at the top level in English football, and FA Cup Final appearances etc etc etc are all enough to just pat them on the head and say 'there, there, please be quiet...'

Their MySpace page is probably dead popular.

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56 minutes ago, Smaller than a flea said:

Bristol Rovers Facebook. Likes 100,335.

Bristol City Facebook. Likes 99,301.

The horse punching tent dwelling minnows are liked by more people than the one team in Bristol. 

Ha ha ha ha ha wow , will you have a open top bus tour of Kingswood to celebrate your stunning success . 

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58 minutes ago, Smaller than a flea said:

Bristol Rovers Facebook. Likes 100,335.

Bristol City Facebook. Likes 99,301.

The horse punching tent dwelling minnows are liked by more people than the one team in Bristol. 

98,987 of those were city fans 'liking' Santa's grotto.

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