BS3City Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 34 minutes ago, Philgas said: And Its Bristol Rovers. .. Bristol Rovers FC .. We're By Far The Greatest Team The World Has Ever Seen .. So There .. Yawn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted August 19, 2016 Admin Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 3 hours ago, Philgas said: Well it was like this .. first 1 @ 7-8am then breakfast ( free as I train the owner ) .. then 9-12 with a class .. break now till 12.30 then non stop through till 7pm then home then I shall definitely crack open a few .. There ya go that's my day .. Non stop from 12.30 till 7pm....... Drooling over OTIB and City, obviously not doing any useful work. You're just a bandwidth thief!!! Got off the bloody Internet and do some work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, BS3City said: Yawn... Phil, I've noticed that in the numerous scintillating posts you've made around the clock on OTIB recently, you start every word with a capital letter. Is this a new affectation which, as a fop and a dandy pirate (see your club badge), you've decided to adopt or are you actually writing in the new language invented by gasheads - Engash? Sorry BS3City, I mistakenly added your response rather than that of the omnipresent @Philgas Edited August 19, 2016 by Rudolf Hucker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Incidentally, when adding the name @Philgas to the above message, I was given the option to choose between @Philgas and @philgas1 who joined in 2004 but hasn't posted since 2012 having made 811 posts. Please don't tell me that this was you and that you've been a member on here for 12 years? If so, it's about time you stumped up you £5 to become an OTIB Supporter, like so many of us have chosen so to do. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gl1 Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 It's all a bit odd...a supporter of bristol rovers makes more postings on a bristol city forum that many bristol city supporters actually do. Just me, like, find it all a bit odd, a bit stalkerish, gives be the shivers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Let's be fair peeps, I know we treat "Philgas" with respect and tolerate his sometimes off the wall humour, the thing is if the tables were turned it wouldn't happen, we would be barred, end of, ........stay onboard Phil, we won't send you away coz you got more balls than a kiddies play area in Harvester 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 (edited) 7 minutes ago, gl1 said: It's all a bit odd...a supporter of bristol rovers makes more postings on a bristol city forum that many bristol city supporters actually do. Just me, like, find it all a bit odd, a bit stalkerish, givers be the shivers Damn predictive texting, that gives me the shivers, snigger Edited August 19, 2016 by Tall King Blox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 9 hours ago, BS3City said: Yawn... just when I thought I couldn't dislike a gashead any more, I find out he's a Liverpool fan too! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 18 hours ago, Super said: But I thought he had more money than SL?! He does. He always has a £10 note in his wallet and SL doesn't carry cash. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodEmperor Palpatine Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 11 hours ago, Fordy62 said: just when I thought I couldn't dislike a gashead any more, I find out he's a Liverpool fan too! Are you surprised? I thought all Gas lags were 2 club supporters being as the Gas so utterly awful, they need a bigger more successful team to make them feel good about themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philgas Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 On 19/08/2016 at 18:05, Rudolf Hucker said: Incidentally, when adding the name @Philgas to the above message, I was given the option to choose between @Philgas and @philgas1 who joined in 2004 but hasn't posted since 2012 having made 811 posts. Please don't tell me that this was you and that you've been a member on here for 12 years? If so, it's about time you stumped up you £5 to become an OTIB Supporter, like so many of us have chosen so to do. Yep that's me I'm afraid .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bert tann Posted August 20, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 A Doctor Writes … The original NHS virus (nicholas higgs strain) discovered by researchers at Horfield Cottaging Hospital back in 2009 has been superseded by a dangerous new variant EJITS (everything jordanian is terrific strain). With the NHS version it took up to six years till victims were left feebly mumbling “he’s a Gashead but we’re screwed” before finally succumbing. Yet, after a jestation period of only six months, those suffering with the EJITS version are already muttering “he’s a nice bloke but we’re screwed”. Leading Gastrick specialist, Dr Harold Shipman, fears that, without a sizeable injection, vital organs such as the Supporters Club, Helpline Society and Santa’s Grotto will shut down within weeks. A stadium transplant is impossible and the proposed car park graft is now obsolete so the only remaining option is to follow The North Bristol Chair Pathway. Speaking to a gathering of Gasheads last night Dr Shipman said “Just keep quiet, swallow this, and everything will be all right in the mourning”. 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 19 hours ago, bert tann said: A Doctor Writes … The original NHS virus (nicholas higgs strain) discovered by researchers at Horfield Cottaging Hospital back in 2009 has been superseded by a dangerous new variant EJITS (everything jordanian is terrific strain). With the NHS version it took up to six years till victims were left feebly mumbling “he’s a Gashead but we’re screwed” before finally succumbing. Yet, after a jestation period of only six months, those suffering with the EJITS version are already muttering “he’s a nice bloke but we’re screwed”. Leading Gastrick specialist, Dr Harold Shipman, fears that, without a sizeable injection, vital organs such as the Supporters Club, Helpline Society and Santa’s Grotto will shut down within weeks. A stadium transplant is impossible and the proposed car park graft is now obsolete so the only remaining option is to follow The North Bristol Chair Pathway. Speaking to a gathering of Gasheads last night Dr Shipman said “Just keep quiet, swallow this, and everything will be all right in the mourning”. Is that a summary of what's being posted on your forum these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1982 Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 19 hours ago, bert tann said: A Doctor Writes … The original NHS virus (nicholas higgs strain) discovered by researchers at Horfield Cottaging Hospital back in 2009 has been superseded by a dangerous new variant EJITS (everything jordanian is terrific strain). With the NHS version it took up to six years till victims were left feebly mumbling “he’s a Gashead but we’re screwed” before finally succumbing. Yet, after a jestation period of only six months, those suffering with the EJITS version are already muttering “he’s a nice bloke but we’re screwed”. Leading Gastrick specialist, Dr Harold Shipman, fears that, without a sizeable injection, vital organs such as the Supporters Club, Helpline Society and Santa’s Grotto will shut down within weeks. A stadium transplant is impossible and the proposed car park graft is now obsolete so the only remaining option is to follow The North Bristol Chair Pathway. Speaking to a gathering of Gasheads last night Dr Shipman said “Just keep quiet, swallow this, and everything will be all right in the mourning”. If nothing else there is always euthanasia . Painless for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Please spare a thought for this sag who'd rather spend money on a ticket going to Ashton Gate then go to Southend away. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 8 minutes ago, Iron Man said: Please spare a thought for this sag who'd rather spend money on a ticket going to Ashton Gate then go to Southend away. So, James Dace has admitted pissing on the floor at Ashton Gate and, actually posted a picture of himself doing it. Only a thick as pigshit gashead could do such a thing and be so Prowed. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the Net Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 12 minutes ago, Iron Man said: Please spare a thought for this sag who'd rather spend money on a ticket going to Ashton Gate then go to Southend away. I expect that his primary school had been given some free tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natchfever Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 19 minutes ago, In the Net said: James Dace of Nailsea is quite likely to get a 7 oclock knock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukneil Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Not because 'Jimmy' is a gashead and he pissed on the entity that is Bristol City and we are all bitter, but because he actually admitted to pissing on an undistinguishable floor that some under-paid human being (whom may well not be a Bristol City fan) has to clean-up - perhaps an apology to said person is in order Jeez grow-up man! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 35 minutes ago, Iron Man said: Please spare a thought for this sag who'd rather spend money on a ticket going to Ashton Gate then go to Southend away. Won't be too difficult for him to be identified and investigated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyC Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Shame there was no Lightning yesterday what with him pissing on them earth straps......could have been quite a spectacular way to go ? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southstandoriginal Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 39 minutes ago, Iron Man said: Please spare a thought for this sag who'd rather spend money on a ticket going to Ashton Gate then go to Southend away. The shithole. They don't do irony do they? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicki's soulmate Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Just had a look at his Facebook page, utter ***** personified just about covers it, just another vacuous nobody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Just now, Nicki's soulmate said: Just had a look at his Facebook page, utter ***** personified just about covers it, just another vacuous nobody We'll capture all the details you can from it, I'd imagine he'll be deleting it soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 On 8/17/2016 at 21:01, Red Right Hand said: 42 minutes ago, Iron Man said: Please spare a thought for this sag who'd rather spend money on a ticket going to Ashton Gate then go to Southend away. At least it's only the away end that's a shithole, not like their whole ******* ground ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicki's soulmate Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 I Reckon so mate, not exactly the brightest bulb is he? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 There is only one James Dace in Bristol, age 21-25, lives in BS48. Might not be him though! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 13 minutes ago, Nicki's soulmate said: I Reckon so mate, not exactly the brightest bulb is he? What a bellend Can't work out if James is on the left and his boyfriend is on the right, or vice versa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Iron Man said: Please spare a thought for this sag who'd rather spend money on a ticket going to Ashton Gate then go to Southend away. A few of them in the away end yesterday apparently, funny really....you'd have thought if they were going to watch a football match they'd go to Southend and support their own team. Plastic *****, either that or just desperate for the experience of sitting in the away end at Ashton Gate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 15 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: A few of them in the away end yesterday apparently, funny really....you'd have thought if they were going to watch a football match they'd go to Southend and support their own team. Plastic *****, either that or just desperate for the experience of sitting in the away end at Ashton Gate. No wonder why the away end at Southend looked empty on the telly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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