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3 hours ago, Philgas said:

 

 

Well it was like this .. first 1 @ 7-8am  then breakfast  ( free as I train the owner ) .. then 9-12 with a class .. break now till 12.30 then non stop through till 7pm then home then I shall definitely crack open a few .. There ya go that's my day .. 

Non stop from 12.30 till 7pm.......  Drooling over OTIB and City, obviously not doing any useful work.  You're just a bandwidth thief!!!   Got off the bloody Internet and do some work.

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2 hours ago, BS3City said:

Yawn...

Phil, I've noticed that in the numerous scintillating posts you've made around the clock on OTIB recently, you start every word with a capital letter. Is this a new affectation which, as a fop and a dandy pirate (see your club badge), you've decided to adopt or are you actually writing in the new language invented by gasheads - Engash?

Sorry BS3City, I mistakenly added your response rather than that of the omnipresent @Philgas

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Incidentally, when adding the name @Philgas to the above message, I was given the option to choose between @Philgas and @philgas1 who joined in 2004 but hasn't posted since 2012 having made 811 posts. Please don't tell me that this was you and that you've been a member on here for 12 years? If so, it's about time you stumped up you £5 to become an OTIB Supporter, like so many of us have chosen so to do.

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Let's be fair peeps, I know we treat "Philgas" with respect and tolerate his sometimes off the wall humour, the thing is if the tables were turned it wouldn't happen, we would be barred, end of, ........stay onboard Phil, we won't send you away coz you got more balls than a kiddies play area in Harvester

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7 minutes ago, gl1 said:

It's all a bit odd...a supporter of bristol rovers makes more postings on a bristol city forum that many bristol city supporters actually do.

 

Just me, like, find it all a bit odd, a bit stalkerish, givers be the shivers

Damn predictive texting, that gives me the shivers, snigger

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On 19/08/2016 at 18:05, Rudolf Hucker said:

Incidentally, when adding the name @Philgas to the above message, I was given the option to choose between @Philgas and @philgas1 who joined in 2004 but hasn't posted since 2012 having made 811 posts. Please don't tell me that this was you and that you've been a member on here for 12 years? If so, it's about time you stumped up you £5 to become an OTIB Supporter, like so many of us have chosen so to do.

Yep that's me I'm afraid ..

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19 hours ago, bert tann said:

A Doctor Writes …   

 

The original NHS virus (nicholas higgs strain) discovered by researchers at Horfield Cottaging Hospital back in 2009 has been superseded by a dangerous new variant EJITS (everything jordanian is terrific strain). 

 

With the NHS version  it took up to six years till victims were left feebly mumbling “he’s a Gashead but we’re screwed”  before finally succumbing. Yet, after a jestation period of only six months, those suffering with the EJITS version are already muttering “he’s a nice bloke but we’re screwed”. 

 

Leading Gastrick specialist, Dr Harold Shipman, fears that, without a sizeable injection, vital organs such as the Supporters Club, Helpline Society and Santa’s Grotto will shut down within weeks. A stadium transplant is impossible and the proposed car park graft is now obsolete so the only remaining option is to follow The North Bristol Chair Pathway.  Speaking to a gathering of Gasheads last night Dr Shipman said  “Just keep quiet, swallow this, and everything will be all right in the mourning”.

Is that a summary of what's being posted on your forum these days?

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19 hours ago, bert tann said:

A Doctor Writes …   

 

The original NHS virus (nicholas higgs strain) discovered by researchers at Horfield Cottaging Hospital back in 2009 has been superseded by a dangerous new variant EJITS (everything jordanian is terrific strain). 

 

With the NHS version  it took up to six years till victims were left feebly mumbling “he’s a Gashead but we’re screwed”  before finally succumbing. Yet, after a jestation period of only six months, those suffering with the EJITS version are already muttering “he’s a nice bloke but we’re screwed”. 

 

Leading Gastrick specialist, Dr Harold Shipman, fears that, without a sizeable injection, vital organs such as the Supporters Club, Helpline Society and Santa’s Grotto will shut down within weeks. A stadium transplant is impossible and the proposed car park graft is now obsolete so the only remaining option is to follow The North Bristol Chair Pathway.  Speaking to a gathering of Gasheads last night Dr Shipman said  “Just keep quiet, swallow this, and everything will be all right in the mourning”.

If nothing else there is always euthanasia . Painless for all. 

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8 minutes ago, Iron Man said:

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Please spare a thought for this sag who'd rather spend money on a ticket going to Ashton Gate then go to Southend away.

So, James Dace has admitted pissing on the floor at Ashton Gate and, actually posted a picture of himself doing it. Only a thick as pigshit gashead could do such a thing and be so Prowed. 

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Not because 'Jimmy' is a gashead and he pissed on the entity that is Bristol City and we are all bitter, but because he actually admitted to pissing on an undistinguishable floor that some under-paid human being (whom may well not be a Bristol City fan) has to clean-up - perhaps an apology to said person is in order :dunno: Jeez grow-up man!

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1 hour ago, Iron Man said:

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Please spare a thought for this sag who'd rather spend money on a ticket going to Ashton Gate then go to Southend away.

A few of them in the away end yesterday apparently, funny really....you'd have thought if they were going to watch a football match they'd go to Southend and support their own team.

Plastic *****, either that or just desperate for the experience of sitting in the away end at Ashton Gate. 

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15 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

A few of them in the away end yesterday apparently, funny really....you'd have thought if they were going to watch a football match they'd go to Southend and support their own team.

Plastic *****, either that or just desperate for the experience of sitting in the away end at Ashton Gate. 

No wonder why the away end at Southend looked empty on the telly :whistle::whistle:

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