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1 hour ago, Hello said:

Not sure how that makes any sense as we are still the same football club regardless of division

But unlike BCFC(1982) you have been NON LEAGUE you gave me probably 1.5 hours of laughter when I stopped what I was doing and sat down and watched you slip out of the the football League thank you

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Still laughing here 2 and half years on .haha

12 hours ago, reddoh said:

But unlike BCFC(1982) you have been NON LEAGUE you gave me probably 1.5 hours of laughter when I stopped what I was doing and sat down and watched you slip out of the the football League thank you

Still laughing best bit of comedy since Delboy and Rodneys batman sketch.haha

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24 minutes ago, Malago said:

Finished 1-1, opportunity for the sags to sell out the Mem come the reply.

Bumper crowd of 12,000 to watch the mighty gas. They must be so excited to be just two games away from a potential dream tie at the new gate. We'd have to give them the home ends and put our own fans in the Atyeo.

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1 hour ago, Malago said:

1-1 at Creepy, who have had a man sent off, surprise surprise.  

Just seen it, an unbelievable decision. 

Sent off for handball, no way was it deliberate and the ref wasn't even going to stop the game initially.

One of many odd refereeing decisions they seem to regularly benefit from.

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12 minutes ago, Malago said:

Goes well with either bemused or bewildered or if you want to be really extrvagant all three at once.

Both of those were shortlisted, but I opted for befuddled in my post as I have used the others somewhat recently! 

I really must absquatulate now though if I'm going to make the game in time.

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Have variable fortunes in Football League for years.

Play in a shoddy old groud.

Lose shoddy old ground.

Play in exile for years.

Return to home town in unsuitable stadium.

Crowds decline to 5,000.

Club falls to lowest ever level.

Wait years to build new ground.

Planners and nimbys stall everything.

New owners turn everything around.

Rise back to League 1.

Win promotion from League 1

New stadium built.

Crowds flock in.

Great success in the Championship.

Beat Bristol City 2-0 at Ashton Gate.

This is how I see our past and future.

Unliklely, I know. 

How could that possibly happen?

Hang on. 

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5 minutes ago, Smaller than a flea said:

Have variable fortunes in Football League for years.

Play in a shoddy old groud.

Lose shoddy old ground.

Play in exile for years.

Return to home town in unsuitable stadium.

Crowds decline to 5,000.

Club falls to lowest ever level.

Wait years to build new ground.

Planners and nimbys stall everything.

New owners turn everything around.

Rise back to League 1.

Win promotion from League 1

New stadium built.

Crowds flock in.

Great success in the Championship.

Beat Bristol City 2-0 at Ashton Gate.

This is how I see our past and future.

Unliklely, I know. 

How could that possibly happen?

Hang on. 

My bitch is back .

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32 minutes ago, Smaller than a flea said:

Have variable fortunes in Football League for years.

Play in a shoddy old groud.

Lose shoddy old ground.

Play in exile for years, becoming a franchise club for the first time, 'Bath Rovers'

Return to home town in unsuitable stadium. Steal it.

Crowds decline to 5,000 but we claim to be the best supported club in the country anyway despite the facts.

Club falls to lowest ever level after getting relegated by a team playing in our kit, this after our cocky fans celebrated survival the week before.

Wait years to build new ground.

Planners and nimbys stall everything.

New owners turn everything around and like true hypocrites we suddenly forget that we've always been critical of clubs having wealthy owners paying for everything, especially City and Lansdown.

Rise back to League 1.

Win promotion from League 1

New stadium built and we move out of Bristol AGAIN.

Crowds flock in because our plastic fans won't turn up in decent numbers unless they've got a nice comfy seat to sit in.

Great success in the Championship.

Beat Bristol City 2-0 at Ashton Gate. Masterbate ourselves to death after winning our Cup Final.

This is how I see our past and future.

Unliklely, I know. 

How could that possibly happen?

Hang on. 

Sorry Flea, you missed a couple of important details.

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